kingsoftheimpossible
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- One Direction (Band) (17)
- BBC Radio 1 RPF (2)
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a southern us au
“Mmm,” Louis hums, tipping his head slightly in acknowledgement. “You know what I reckon all the baseball games you’ve seen have in common?”
Harry rocks on his heels, uncertain, drifting. If it were daylight, if he could see Louis’ face, maybe he’d see where this was going. As it is, he hazards a guess, smiling beseechingly even though Louis probably can’t see him very well. “That I didn’t know what was going on?”
“I reckon,” Louis says, taking the cigarette from his mouth and flicking the ashes to the ground, “you only ever paid attention to baseball when it involved paying attention to me.”
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The breath Louis drags in is shaky, tinged with the heat from Harry’s mouth. “If I dreamed you up to get myself off, I’d have made you more attractive.”
Harry pulls back just far enough to look more fully at Louis’ face, lips spreading into a wide cattish smile, all teeth. “You’ve really got to stop embarrassing yourself by trying to lie to me.”
or: Things were a lot easier before Louis' hallucinations decided to give themselves a body and a name.
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Louis gets dumped a week before his wedding and spends his woulda-been Vegas stag party Suffering and heckling a somewhat well-meaning hypnotist.
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sort of like that disney movie the 13th year by kingsoftheimpossible
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
30 Jun 2015
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It’s not that Zayn can’t swim so much as he’s never had a reason to try. (a cross-posted tumblr ficlet)
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teach you tricks that'll blow your mind by kingsoftheimpossible
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
06 Jun 2015
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It happens because Louis is stoned off his fucking head, and no one can find the fucking remote, and the Westminster Fucking Kennel Fucking Club Fucking Dog Fucking Show comes on.
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- Part 3 of let the dog decide