kuipermoth
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just like all my well-titled fics, this one is named after a song (saint motel's "to my enemies")
edit: changed it. expect the title to change a lot I'm indecisive. a solar flare is a 'storm' from the sun! get it... cuz theyre fire... and storm... idk...in which Typhoon Milk Cookie and Charred Vanilla Cookie are very normal about each other! All the time! Also they climb on a Ferris wheel and fistfight each other and- I explained this shit in the tags already just read it if you wanna I hope you like it
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- Part 14 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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A collection of some truthlesssage stuff I did! Mostly suggested by my friends on tumblr because my ideas lately have been "hmm what if they were gayer" so thank you friends for ideas. These are pretty short, but they are very fun and fast to write :3
Title may change. I'm lazy rn
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- Part 13 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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so many fishes in the sea (so why can't one of them be mine???) by kuipermoth
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
15 Mar 2026
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I am the single worst title writer ever please bear with me yes I know it's cringe since hes a fish literally shut up okay okay yeah okay shush close your m-
Blueberry Milk Cookie, former professor and most clever sailor on the sea (by no one's standards but his own, of course), meets the fabled Mer of legend, the former holder of the Soul-Shell of Absolute Truth and Knowledge... a very pathetic, very injured Cookie by the simple name of Recluse.
Of course, he has no idea this is the very man he literally tells stories about to his students. All he knows is that he is very normal about the first Mer he's ever met.inspired by an AU me, skittle, and long came up with!!! if yall ever read this hiiii :3
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- Part 7 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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Blueberry Milk Cookie is not afraid of anything.
He is not afraid of the dark, or bugs, or people.
So why can't he walk into this damned cafe?!?[Or: a college AU from an author who knows nothing about college, where Blueberry Milk is very much afraid of something.]
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- Part 6 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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The Recluse didn't expect to have to deal with a very drunk Sage on his way back to the Peak of Truth.
OR: surely nothing will go wrong!!!!!!! look I'm terrible at explaining thigns just read the fic if you care enough idk
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- Part 10 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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truthlesssage series number 485728438 billion by kuipermoth
Fandom Cookie Run (Video Game)
16 Dec 2025
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Making out would have solved everything by FairyandFicWriter for kuipermoth
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
11 Apr 2026
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This is set in Kuiper Moths Viri Recluse AU on tumblr, I just wanted to write a fanfic for this AU for them.
Recluse struggles with all of his complicated feelings. Sage, due to a lack of sleep because of all Recluse’s complicated feelings, keeps making mistake after mistake.
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23 May 2026
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RHAHDBSJHVBAJKDJKADVBJKADUHVUHKADUVHUBKDAFGAEUIUHFSDHKUFSEUHKVRSKHHSRHVUIRSHIUGSRJHKSRB
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hey wheres that red line everyone's on about. pavlova? hail mary or whatever she said by theREALESTofpurevanillas
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
02 May 2026
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“Sage. Wake up.”
The Sage was rudely awoken by a finger prodding his cheek. Shortly after that method of waking one’s husband up was proven ineffective, the Recluse decided to shake him. Not as gently as he normally would - no, of course not. On this fine morning, he may as well have thrown the Sage directly into an earthquake simulation.
“O-okay! Okay! I’m up!”
or: neurodivergence be damned my boy can work a telescope. sorry
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Villanelle: A highly structured 19 line poem with French origins, consisting of five tercets and one quatrain. It features a strict rhyme scheme and two repeating refrains.
Truthless Recluse had noticed a change between himself and the Sage. It was only small, almost imperceptible, but undeniable. If the blond had to pinpoint when the change occurred it was probably the day he'd found the Sage crying outside his Spire. The day the recluse remembers, with embarrassing clarity, that he had kissed the Sage. Had such possessive thoughts about the other cookie. The hermit was immensely grateful that the scholar was asleep when it happened. Otherwise he was sure he'd have never heard the end of it. Things had changed though. Making him wonder if the illustrious Sage of Truth had been awake and heard, and felt, everything.
Taking place a few weeks after the events of 'Negative Review'. Truthless Recluse has to handle the realisation that he's in love with the Sage of Truth, and the terrifying thought that the Sage might just love him back.
He doesn't handle it well.
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- Part 3 of Adrija's SageRecluse Collection
- Part 2 of Academic Dramatist
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02 May 2026
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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD A SEQUEL A SEQUEL IM!!!!!!! SCREAMING!!!!!!! THEYRE SO SWEEAT AAAUUUUUUGGGGHGHHGDFHGDFJHGJSHRBHRDJRFHHJERJFYHERG
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“Oh, right - I was going to ask you. Can you come over on Sunday?”
Sage finally fell silent after yet another of his rants. He stared eagerly at Recluse, tapping his fingers almost impatiently as he awaited an answer.
“... Sure. Why?”
“It’s Easter!”
“I suppose it is. I don’t celebrate, though.”
Recluse glanced up from packing his bag, raising an eyebrow. Neither did Sage, for that matter; he valued his own logic over the words of religion.
“Don’t you like chocolate?”
“N- … Oh. You just want the egg hunt.”or: he gets more than chocolate hint hint
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02 May 2026
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oH MY GOODDDDDDDDDDDOHMY GODJSHEFKSUEFBRGAJSHIHDIASJDHIAEJFNAEKFJHWEJFKBSKEJFHEWFEWFKHWEJ THEM THEM THEM THEM THEY MAKE ME SO ILL I HAVE LIKE SQUIGGLIES IN MY BRAIN. THEY ARE SO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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The Recluse hates Sage, yet not as much as he lets on.
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- Part 1 of SageRecluse fics 🌑🌙
- Part 3 of Shadowvanilla fics 💙💛
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06 Feb 2026
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*FERAL SCREAM*
APPARENTLY IVE READ THIS BEFORE??? I DONT REMEMBER IT. BUT ANYWAYS I ALMOST CRIED THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL