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    Bruce Wayne is an asshole.
    Batman is an asshole.
    And Clark’s soulmate doesn’t sleep.
    Unbeknownst to Clark, these were all the same person.

    or: Kryptonians share dreams with their destined soulmates. Clark starts to think he doesn't have one, but it’s because Bruce doesn't sleep often. After a disastrous one-night stand with Bruce Wayne and infuriating encounters with Batman, little Dick Grayson shows up, and the pieces finally start clicking together.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    After aiding the Legion of Super-Heroes in a fierce but successful battle against Time Trapper, Jon headed home to the 21st Century. What he didn't realize until he got there was that he'd actually come back to a timeline that jumped five years ahead, while he had lost only a month.

    This led to more than a few problems. Namely, the unideal status of some relationships. Namely, Damian Wayne.

    Naturally, things got complicated.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Brucie™ is a popular AI robot by Wayne Enterprises, a new production line based on their socialite CEO. Clark Kent has nothing whatsoever to do with Gotham high society’s questionable choices of entertainment. That is, until Oliver Queen decides to send a Brucie to his apartment in Metropolis. Now Clark is responsible for an AI that looks and behaves exactly like the public persona of his best friend, and he sure as hell does not want Batman to find out.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    When Superman is caught leaving Clark Kent’s apartment in the early hours of the morning, there is only one way for Clark to protect his secret identity—he has to pretend to be dating himself. Clark can cope with the ensuing stares, comments, and increased attention that follows but when Batman starts to take an interest in Clark Kent, he starts to think that maybe, he should have just revealed his identity.

    Written for Superbat Week 2024 Day 1 - Identity Reveal

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    05 Jul 2026

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    CUTE

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    Magic is always a pain. Superman might temporarily be a toddler, but the League's knows they've gotten off easy this time: everyone's in the proper dimension, there's no annoying entity trying to teach them a lesson, and the de-aging spell should wear off without any weird consequences in less than a fortnight. Babysitting duty gets ten times more adorable with the purchase of a Justice League plushie set. Now Clark can continue his heroic adventures with his friends: fighting crime, spreading justice, and... beheading Batman?

    It's gotta be a fluke. Right? Right.

    Accidents can happen twice in a row-- no, three, four?-- times. Though probably not by the twenty second. It's definitely intentional by the thirtieth time. Probably.

    What the hell, Clark? We thought you were friends.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    why is it so so so freaking cute JAGUIFRYSESOLXSIOD beautiful heartwarming adorable,e