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Deliver us from evil by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 May 2026
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My pride stings a little at being so underestimated by a species that couldn’t even outrun a particularly determined turtle if their life depended on it. Look, I’m no Sha’Carri Richardson, but I’m pretty proud of my seven-minute mile. I worked hard for it. I haven’t been able to handle myself like this since I was... well, since I left Earth.
“Y’know what? Let’s settle this once and for all. I could use an endurance test anyway. Good for my cardio.”
Dr. Bones perks up. “You’ll do a demonstration?”
“Absolutely. Give me two rest days and a warmup, then I’ll show you what the average human athlete can do.”
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AKA, Grace doesn't consider himself much of an athlete, but he's no slouch either. And he's got the physical prowess of his whole species to represent!
The xenobiology team, on the other hand, is horrified to learn what a 'persistence hunter' is.
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- Part 2 of Ave Maria
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Hold me closer by KickassTransAceDumbass
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
27 May 2026
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Ryland finds out Simon thinks that sex is the only physical intimacy beyond hugging that someone can get, and he aims to fix it then and there by introducing the man to cuddling.
They maybe realize they have feelings along the way too.Bookmarked by manliest_of_muppets
28 May 2026
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Heaven Through the Eyes of a Sinner by joschmo
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
26 May 2026
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One second he was swallowing down warm - disgustingly warm - blood, desperately trying not to let it go down the wrong pipe and fill his lungs even more. The next, he opens his eyes, a tube miraculously doing the breathing for him, no pain, clean light up above, and a holy angel looking down on him.
The Convict knows it was an Angel, even though it looked like a person, because no one’s eyes could ever be that kind.
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Project: Let Rocky Say 'Fuck' by SassyStarboard
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 May 2026
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“Grace say fudge all the time.” Rocky pointed out. “Use many bad bad bad words.”
“Sort of?” Ryland shrugged. “You kind of have to get into the habit of using replacement swears when you work with middle schoolers all day.”
“. . . what Grace mean replace bad swear.”
Or, Ryland mentions that he’s been using kid-friendly alternatives to swear words and Rocky is not happy about his language being censored.
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Finding Home by C4t1l1n4
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
27 May 2026
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A series of short fics exploring Grace and Rocky's friendship, among other things. (Each chapter is its own story; I just wanted to have them all in one place.)
Chapter 1: Rocky thinks humans are equally disgusting and cute. Somehow, through it all, Grace reminds him of home.
Chapter 2: Rocky can pick Grace up easily, and Rocky thinks it is very funny. Rocky and Grace tease each other.
Chapter 3: Eridians bring Grace their babies for him to see, and Grace learns about Eridian culture/religion. Grace is also bad at taking compliments.
Chapter 4: Rocky makes Grace celebration jewelry. Later, Grace gets a similar gift from Adrian.
Chapter 5: Grace and Rocky tease each other, and Rocky is introduced to the idea of throwing things at your friends. He decides that humans are odd, but maybe aren't all that bad.
Chapter 6: Grace tries to convince Rocky to swim, but Eridians don’t typically like deep water because they are heavy and will sink/drown. Grace learns about some Eridian mythology.
Chapter 7: Grace talks about the lack of support teachers have on Earth. Rocky is confused by this.[This has a limit, so new chapters will have their description at the beginning of the chapter instead]
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