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  1. Public Bookmark 60

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    Later that morning they were sharing a large blanket on the couch, both hovering over Colin’s laptop like horny gremlins, staring at the screen. Colin had pulled up an Incognito Chrome tab and Pen raised an eyebrow. “Does anyone else use this computer but you?” she asked rhetorically.

    Colin huffed. “I mean – no, but what if I get hit by a bus and my Mum goes through my shit and sees my last search history was about how to safely fuck my girlfriend in the arse? I’d die.”

    “You’d already be dead,” Pen pointed out.

    “Yeah, okay — you want to do this research or not?”

    She did a cute little salute. “Aye aye captain, let’s find out how to get my bum properly railed.”

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    On their six-month anniversary, Penelope asks Colin to try something new in the bedroom. Colin is determined to find the best and safest way to go about it. For science.

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    08 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    “Are you sure you want to do it like this, Pen?”
    Penelope paused, giving the question the consideration the weight she knew it deserved. This was a big deal. It was asking a lot of both of them.
    “Yes,” she said, quietly but firmly. “I’m sure.”

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    Penelope has a sexual fantasy, and she and Colin work through it together

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    02 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    Penelope wonders the grounds at Aubrey Hall on a full moon and finds more than she bargained for

     

    Non-con/Dub-con Monster-fucking

    Dead Dove - Do Not Eat

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    05 Apr 2026

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    “This is Penelope. She moved into the house across the way. She’s allergic to nuts, but she has her EpiPen.”

    Five times Bridgertons decide to stop eating nuts, and the time Colin realizes he’d given them up a long time ago.

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    12 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 95

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    She makes it all the way to the water line, her feet splashing lightly as she turns back and forth and searches some more. She wonders if she should call out Colin’s name, to make her efforts to find her friend here on the dark beach more obvious. She doesn’t, though. Something inside her is begging her to keep quiet, and she’s too unsettled to speak.

    Penelope waits for what must only be a handful of seconds but it feels much longer. There’s something in this sprawling Cretan shoreline that just doesn't make sense to her. It’s the height of summer, yes, but it’s nighttime and therefore the temperature should be cool and comfortable. Why does the air feel so heavy? Why does everything feel suddenly darker and more intense? Why does it feel like something is decidedly, mysteriously wrong with this scene before her?

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    Or, the one where Colin becomes a sea monster every full moon with an irrepressible need to breed his best friend.

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    12 Oct 2025