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come find me when it’s over by anatomyofacynic for Distractedkitty
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
31 Jan 2026
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“What’s your problem?” Chuuya pressed. “You drink. You swallow whatever pills the Boss throws at you like candy. But one little joint and you’re acting like a grandma.”
Dazai’s smile froze.
“Chuuya,” Albatross said lightly, pushing himself up onto his elbows. “Maybe chill.”
“What? I’m just saying,” Chuuya said. He turned back to Dazai, annoyance lighting his cheeks. “You’re the one acting like I’m about to shoot up heroin in front of a kindergarten. It’s weed. You already do every other drug under the sun.”
The words hit harder than they should have. Maybe because they were true. Maybe because they weren’t, not in the way Chuuya thought. For a heartbeat, Dazai couldn’t hear the wind or the waves. Just the pounding in his own ears.
Every other drug. Like it was a hobby. Like it was something he did for fun.
“Chuuya doesn’t know what he’s talking about,” Dazai said, voice flat.
or: Chuuya smokes for fun. Dazai takes drugs to die or because Mori tells him to. When a stupid joint on a hill turns into Dazai admitting the difference, Chuuya makes a new rule: if the Boss drugs you, you don’t go curl up alone. You come find me when it’s over.
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11 Jul 2026
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“One night. That’s all you’ll get,” Chuuya breathes, wiping the smudged lipstick off Dazai’s parted lips with his thumb. Dazai feels the wall pressed against his shoulder blades, the intensity of Chuuya’s eyes, and his own heart beating so hard it stumbles, and he can’t get even a word out. With a weak nod, like the fool he is, he agrees.
But how could Dazai ever get enough of him, how could he possibly come so close to the sun and not want to fly higher, even if it burns him? Even if Chuuya is high in the sky, an unreachable star? How could one night ever be enough?
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03 Jul 2026
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how to cut hair for dummies by cookie (vinkie) for zia_qwp
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
12 Nov 2024
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Damn it, he really didn’t want to prove that piece of shit right…
At the same time, though, he was also acutely aware of his situation at this moment—bows were strung in complete disorder, his hair sticking out in directions that defied the physics of gravity—not from his ability but rather from the gift of a child’s craftsmanship.
He didn’t know if he could deal with another incident like this in the future.
“I’ll... ask Dazai.”
“Chuuya, you mustn't!”
“I know, Ane-san. I have a higher chance of having my hair tampered with if he’s my hairdresser—but having this problem in my hair isn’t making me feel much better, either.”
Kouyou nodded solemnly. “...How do you plan on asking him?”
Chuuya sighed, placing a hand on his head.
“How I’ve always talked to that bastard.”
Kouyou raised an eyebrow.
Chuuya straightened himself and sighed silently. “...How I’ve always talked to that guy.”
Kouyou smiled.
aka: dazai cuts chuuya's hair (only one side wilfully consented)
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03 Jul 2026
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Never Was, Never Will by thepoetaster
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Mar 2026
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Katsuki ran his hands up Izuku’s thighs… they were much thicker and firmer than he would’ve guessed under all those baggy clothes but—
He slowed the kiss, running his hands over Izuku’s thighs again.
And again.
He froze, then moved his hands up to grab Izuku’s ass. His eyes flew open. He'd recognize that ass anywhere.
“Spidey?!”
In which Izuku is Spider-Man and Katsuki is Deadpool, and they live down the hall from each other.
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29 Apr 2026
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The 5 times Dazai said I love you, and the 1 time Chuuya said it.
(featuring: Dazai gaslighting to get what he wants and Chuuya knowing exactly what he signed up for)
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05 Mar 2026