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Watching Our Stars Align by ClarkeStetler
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
19 Mar 2025
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There’s a new dating app in town, but this one is just for superheroes. You don’t use your name or callsign and there’s no photos, only a short bio. The idea is to talk about personal lives AND hero-ing without specifics, keeping both their secret identity secret and their hero persona in place.
Dick signs Bruce up. Clark signs up willingly. They accidentally match up and even for the World's Greatest Detective, it takes a while to figure it out. In part because he isn't trying to figure it out, that's the whole point! But also because Boy Scout Superman is definitely straight and definitely not a dude who hangs out at a farm in his free time.
And Superman is confident that Batman probably lives in some random cave system like the gremlin he is, and doubts he even HAS a secret identity because he is so consumed by his Batman persona. Even if he did, he definitely wouldn't join a dating app. That would require wanting to interact with other people and also the capability to smile. -
like grey skies (like a bird of paradise) by rainbow_nerds
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
05 May 2026
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He sighed to himself and downed the glass of champagne he'd been nursing—non-alcoholic, but enough to convince anyone who might give him a passing glance. He hated this, every time he had to do it. There was one surefire way to derail anyone who began wondering whether maybe Bruce Wayne was doing more than just donating funds to Batman.
His tie hung loose around his neck, shirt unbuttoned to halfway down his chest, laughing too easily, pressing close to everyone he spoke to, whispering in ears, playing the part, until he turned and froze on the spot.
Clark Kent, in his signature ill-fitting suit, stood holding a notebook and pen, staring at him with barely-concealed glee.
Bruce cringed internally. He hated this. He especially hated when it had to be witnessed by someone he actually respected.
or: After a Gala, Bruce and Clark end up in bed together. They're friends, just helping each other out, no strings attached. Which would be great, if Bruce hadn't been halfway to head-over-heels since the day they met.
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“How do they do it in the movies?” Clark asked, attention entirely focused on Bruce now, fingers tracing the veins that ran down his arm into his palm. Bruce shuddered.
“They get a room,” he whispered.
Or, the one where the author watched the Handmaid's tale and couldn't fucking stop herself from writing this bit of sin
Series
- Part 1 of everyone bleeds
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Semi-Permanent Couplings by ren_makoto
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
29 Jan 2009
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"So, Bruce, how do you feel about one night stands?"
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War of Roses by Pandamomochan
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
30 Oct 2016
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Bruce and Clark have an argument over who has the most self-control. The only way to solve their debate, see who can go the longest without sex before one of them finally cracks. Of course, no one decides to play fair…
Part of a series but can still easily be read as a standalone
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- Part 10 of Opposites Eventually Attract