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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    Soy Latte Vampire has never given them his name. The only thing he has given them is his opinion on how you make the perfect soy latte, and his numerous opinions on how they’re failing miserably at it.

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    16 Dec 2025

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  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Vlad's 16th birthday is near, the day he will transform into a full vampire. Robin is super excited and the Count has big expectations in his son's destiny of being The Chosen One. Vlad stubbornly tries to continue his life as normal as possible but the battle against his dark side turns out to be much harder than he thought.

    Set in Stokely, leaves canon after s2ep10

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    12 Dec 2025

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  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    What's the point in dying if you can't learn how to live?

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    16 Nov 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    The first multi-chapter Mitchell fic that i wrote. Mitchell wore a necklace with several pendants attached and a lot of us would speculate what these pendants were. One looked like a ring and this fic was born. Originally written in the spring of 2011 with Florence and The Machine's 'Lungs' as added inspiration (I will forever think of 'Howl' as being Mitchell and Josie's 'song') This is my interpretation of Mitchell and Josie's relationship back in the late sixties, early seventies. And in this fic, Josie's maiden name is 'Donnelly', i assume her married name was Hunter.

    The recognisable characters from Being Human belong to the writers of that most excellent show, the original characters are all my own. This fic is already up at fanfiction.net in case you're reading it and it sounds familiar :)

    NOW COMPLETE.

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    06 Nov 2025

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  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Josie has never been afraid of blood. But she has never lived with a vampire before either.

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    05 Nov 2025

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