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Blitzø and stolas go on a date in hopes to cheer stolas up. Blitzø did not expect to be ripped open like a piece of bread and spill out all of his life story.
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a pretentious nerd, a stereotype really, because there are alot of cool nerds) stumbled into a niche punk show in a crusty ass club that smells of mold. things are about to change. not for many people, not for the world, but for stolas goetia and blitzo buckzo, which is more than enough.
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in the last week of his life, Stolas learns seven important lessons, one each day, from strangers turned friends he will never forget.
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Stolitz Tattoo/Flowershop AU by AllThingsAnime (TheAssassinLover)
Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
17 Dec 2024
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08 Aug 2025
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Stede Bonnet, MSW, has been a social worker for a long time. Filling the forms, signing the papers... it's ineffective and out of touch, sure, but that's just the way things are done.
Then he tries something new.
"Just look at them, wandering into the catering tent without protection!” Stede knows he's getting a bit huffy, but really now. They've got condoms right here, free of charge, and no one seems to care much. It's just negligent!
“Oh, you mean the fuckin' and suckin' tent?” Ed contributes as if that isn't one of the most embarrassing phrases Stede's ever heard. “Yeah.”
“Yes! We've all these supplies right here and they're just— I mean look at them!” Stede gestures to the scene before them. Two strangers walk past their booth to join the bodies in the tent, cocks in hands. “They could at least stop by?” Stede calls, tilting his head to aim the complaint in their direction.
Ed laughs again, pushing himself off the wall with a nonchalance that, really, is quite hot given the circumstances. “Just not how it works, man. They'll come if they want them. Can't force it.”
“Can't force it,” Stede repeats under his breath. “Well, has anyone tried?”
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