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Whatever (right?) by reguiarsalad
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
14 Mar 2026
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Cleo breaks up with Etho on the first day of high school
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- Part 1 of High School Band Kids AU
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Cleo just wants to pay attention to the band director smh
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- Part 3 of High School Band Kids AU
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I'm gonna beat your ass in mortal kombat by reguiarsalad
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Mar 2026
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Cleo's just told Etho that their respective crushes are dating one another. Messy feelings ensue
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“Surely it’s improper for me to slumber in the same bed as you?”
“You weren’t complaining about it a second ago,” Cherri grumbled, “I don’t care. This is the only bed. Go to sleep.”
“I’ll go find a sheep,” said Apo, fully ignoring Cherri’s words.
She jumped out of bed, but before she could get very far, Cherri grabbed her wrist.
“Apo Kuna, if you so much as look at a sheep, I will strip you of your knighthood and banish you to the Blue Kingdom,” she threatened. -
I just wanna love someone who calls me baby by reguiarsalad
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Misadventures SMP, Empires SMP
14 Feb 2026
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Welp. Joel's in Scott's bed. Again.
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- Part 2 of Majorbeans Highschool
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High School Band Kids AU by reguiarsalad
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
14 Mar 2026
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Various mcyters and their experiences as band kids in highschool <3
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Majorbeans Highschool by reguiarsalad
Fandom Empires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Misadventures SMP
14 Feb 2026
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Joel has a ton of internalized (and externalized) homophobia he's working through, and Scott's...helping him with it? Question mark? His methods are questionable (cough selfish cough) sometimes
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Scarian Sims/Roommates AU by reguiarsalad
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
15 Aug 2025
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Grian and Scar are roommates and figuring things out :)
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The clock is counting down and Etho knows what that means. He has to face his fears and give Bdubs a kiss.
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16 Mar 2026
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“C’mon, dude!” Skizz says insistently. “I know you, there’s no way you’re just gonna get used to being beat within an inch of your life.”
“I can get used to it when I look the way I do.”
Skizz sighs sadly, brows furrowed. “Well, maybe I’m just sick of seeing my friend covered in bruises. At least I was here to help this time.”
Impulse can’t begrudge him that. Although being referred to as a ‘friend’ does hit a very sensitive spot. One that he does not intend to reveal right now, no matter how much he wishes to.
or: impulse gets harassed at a party. skizz stops it from getting worse. impulse ends up having to clean skizz up. realisations are had
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24 Nov 2025
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How could someone shatter his beautiful little existence through the ice-cold shock of change? What would be worth that? What could the motive be? What-
"What are you wearing?!" Skizz practically choked on his own spit in his desperation to comprehend what was in front of him.
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21 Jul 2025
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Who looked there, loved by Latteinacafe
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
19 Mar 2026
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Etho Slab of Mycenae arrives with his sister, Gemini Tay of Mycenae, at Sparta. They hope to secure alliances and trades to ensure that Etho's acension to the throne is smooth. They are mistaken as suitors vying for the hand of Prince Bdubs, making their goal very, very difficult. As they await his decision, they spend a month in Sparta, catching up with old friends and enjoying their time amongst the festivities.
He meets a rude, arrogant... yet charming? Noble boy in one of the quiet courtyards. His wildness and free spirit awaken something in the young prince. Falling in love was the last thing on Etho's list.
Prince Bdubs of Sparta, the most beloved by Aphrodite Areia, a gift from the gods, and the fairest of the land. Royalty and nobility clamor for his hand across Greece. He stands, veiled in front of the hundreds present at his palace.
He will choose only one suitor to take his hand. All watch in anticipation. All hold their breath.
(Title from Carol Ann Duffy's poem, Beautiful.) This was inspired by the betrothal of Helen of Sparta to Meneleaus!
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A collection of letters, neither sent nor received, detailing the relationship between Queen Elizabeth of Fairy Fort and Lady Cleo of the Moonwall Dynasty.
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08 Mar 2026