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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    Byleth has, in his thirty years of life, never measured his dick. This is, of course, a tragedy. He's missing out on a fundamental part of the human male experience. It has to be that, right? Otherwise Balthus is just being a weirdo.

    Impossible.

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    01 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Eddie: lmfao i fell asleep in steve’s bed again

    Eddie: idk

    Eddie: do you think it means anything that steve invited me to his room to watch a gay as fuck movie on his laptop

    Eddie: and that he did that stupid fucking yawn arm behind the back move on me

    Eddie: and that he held me all night long while he slept and i played minecraft on his laptop

    Eddie: i mean it could mean nothing right

    Nancy: no wonder you’re so bad at connections

    - Steve and Eddie are being stupid about their feelings. Their friends can only watch for so long before they need to intervene. (Or: The texting fic nobody asked for)

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    09 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    five items of jewelry he gave her

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    02 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Five times she wore a skirt to good effect and one time it was a pair of pants.

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    02 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Ariadne: I like that you listen to bad pop music. I like it that your favorite movie is Star Wars. I like that you've read The Hobbit seven hundred times. Don't you get it? I like you, Arthur. But I don't like you in spite of these things or even because of them. I like you because, when I'm with you, I don't want to be anywhere else.

    (basically, Arthur's a total geek and thinks Ariadne's way out of his league)

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    02 Nov 2025