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    Can You See What Isn't There by

    Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    18 Aug 2021

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    Freed from Templar scrutiny as well as the Bleeding Effect through judicious use of the Eye, Desmond resumes bartending in New York. Or he tries to, anyway, an alien invasion puts those plans on hold for a while. The odd side-effects of prolonged Eye-usage don't help either.

    A year later, Phil Coulson - fresh out of physical therapy and ready to resume work - keeps hearing about a mysterious bartender with a knack for finding things.

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    Blue Divergence by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)  

    19 Apr 2026

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    After a moment, Strange finishes his spell, letting out a sigh as he drops his magic. The arc reactor in his hand shimmers with power, both magical and regular, the steady white-blue now accented by shivering, red-orange symbols that gently orbit the metal casing.

    “Fancy,” Tony says, reaching out to take it.

    Strange pulls his hand back instead and says, “Forgive me, Tony.”

    Tony can’t move. He freezes in place, hand twitching above the changed arc reactor. Confusion, followed by shock, followed very quickly by fear driven anger as Tony snap his eyes back to Strange.

    Strange meets his gaze and says, “When you find him, ask Tim for help.”

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    Canticum Aquilae et Lupi by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin  

    03 May 2026

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    A week after being proclaimed Imperator, Perseus 'Percy' Jackson and the demigods of New Rome wake up in a cold, unforgiving, and unfamiliar land. Forced to survive attacks by both nature and the local population, Percy and his friends must figure out where they are, when they are, and how they got there.

     

    Essentially, the characters from my Imperator series get isekai'd to Westeros, and all the horror that entails.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Far Too Young To Hold A Sword by

    Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan  

    16 Aug 2025

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    In the aftermath, a thousand and one deaths flash before his eyes, and Ares feels them all. Every sword. Every spear. Every knife.

    Over and over again, he breathes his last breath, sometimes at the hands of another soldier and sometimes at the hands of himself. He stares at his own face, caked in blood and viscera, and hates himself for loving it.

    War is his vice of choice. It is his lover. His best friend. His worst enemy. He hates to love it, but no matter how he tries, he can’t seem to escape its clutches.

    He’s not quite sure if he really wants to.

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    It’s ironic, isn’t it? Ares hates all of Poseidon’s children with a vengeful fury, and yet, in this new world of Christianity and Capitalism, Perseus Fucking Jackson is the closest thing he has to a priest.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    We Should have Stayed in Gotham by

    Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types  

    04 May 2025

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    The students of Gotham Academy were confused. It was International Friendship Week, and it was Gotham’s turn to host. Except no one wanted Gotham to host, not even Gotham! So the Directors of the Friendship Conference decided that it was in everybody’s best interest to skip the City of Crime and go straight to the City of Lights. Everyone thought that it was the perfect idea! Except for Paris. The Gothamites couldn’t help but laugh and scoff at the Parisians insistence that Gotham would be a much safer place than Paris, and nothing should change. And everyone, even one Damian Wayne, was thrilled when the petition went through, and they boarded the plane for Paris.
    And then…a giant baby…tried to eat the Eiffel Tower…they should have stayed in Gotham.

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