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    “SCREECH-Bling,” Nico nodded. “To what do I owe this pleasure?”

    “We-WHRR-have heard-CLICK-your god of-SCREECH-the sun-GRR-wishes to pay-BING-his dues with-GRR-us,” SCREECH-Bling clicked. “CLICK-We do have-RRR-a request-CLICK-if he can-GRR-fulfill it.”

    “If?” Nico mused. “Pretty sure as an Olympian, he can do a lot now.”

    “This is-CLICK-different,” SCREECH-Bling intoned somberly. “This is-WHRR-about a thousand years-GRR-of misery. We implore-CLICK-Apollo to dismantle-WHRR-the enslavement system-RRR-of the land elves-SCREECH-of Europe.”

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    Crossover in which Apollo rallies the troops to head over to England, shoo away a few annoying humans, swat Voldemort over the head, and (the coup de grace) free the elves.

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    One of the hallmarks of Harriet James Potter’s character is a complete inability to talk about herself.

    Oh, she’ll tell you what she likes to eat, and how stupid it is she has to wear a dress to fundraisers, and what terrible idiots she thinks the current candidates for Minister are.  But if you want to know anything important about her, you have to be very patient and very observant.  Draco, thankfully, is both.

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    Tony Stark meets Flash Thompson at a gala, and things get more interesting than either of them expect.

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    “We don’t know anything about you,” Reyna says. “You’ve known we existed for, what did you say? Eight months? We learned of your existence days ago. For all we know, a strike force--”

    “Trust me,” Annabeth interrupts, losing patience, “if I was planning on invading your land, we would already--”

    “Boon.”

    Annabeth stops on instinct. Then she registers who just spoke.

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