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everybody knows (it's our choice) by Koumine (thesecretsavant)
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
16 Dec 2022
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“Hey, Tall One,” Jessika Pava says, sliding into the seat across from Kai at her usual mess table. “Short One,” she adds cheekily, nodding to Din who is, as usual, cleaning a blaster at the table instead of eating with everyone else. “You two couldn’t have waited one more week before finally hitching up? I just lost so many creds in the pool, and Dameron is going to be insufferable about winning for weeks,” she complains.
Kai pauses between one bite of bantha brisket and the next. “You bunch of sleemos had a betting pool on when I’d finally get Djarin to sleep with me?” she says mildly, ignoring the irritation that tries to flare up along with a renewed bout of confusion.
“No, not that,” Jessika says, starting to frown as though Kai is the one who’s being weird. “Not that most of the pilots wouldn’t bet on your sex life, but no – I’m talking about the soul bond, obviously!”
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Everybody on the Resistance base knows that Kai and Din have just gotten soul bonded. Except that's news to Kai, because as a Devaronian, she doesn't even have a soulmark.
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- Part 3 of Kai x Din series & AUs
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When in the Devildom, do as the devils do. Simeon’s willing corruption at MC’s hands.
Interconnected dom!Reader / sub!Simeon smut scenes. Gender neutral, race neutral, AFAB Reader.
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- Part 5 of like a crown
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MC decides to vlog to document their time as an exchange student in the Devildom; their vlogs immediately go viral. Leviathan has always wanted to be a professional streamer; maybe it’s not such a pipe dream after all.
Vlogs, streams, slice of life, worldbuilding, and fluff galore. Friendships with all characters; slow burn Reader/Leviathan romance; demisexual Leviathan. Gender neutral, race neutral reader, they/them pronouns.
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- Part 4 of like a crown
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Kou's Obey Me! Headcanons by Koumine (thesecretsavant)
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!
26 Jan 2022
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A repository for my OM! headcanons. If you read my fics, you’ll probably notice these headcanons being used here and there. :)
(I'm only on Lesson 24, so for now the new characters are not included.)
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nobody who can set me right by Koumine (thesecretsavant) for DukeOfIchor
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!
02 Oct 2021
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This morning, though, you wake up in your bed with the dim orange light of midmorning in the Devildom creeping through the gap in your curtains, with Belphie curled up beside you and snoring softly with his face pressed to your arm, with nothing you need to get up and do for hours yet, and you want.
You. Belphie. Your bed. A combination made in hell (or heaven). Interconnected dom!Reader / sub!Belphie smut scenes. Gender neutral, AFAB, dom reader.
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- Part 2 of like a crown
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Kai x Din series & AUs by Koumine (thesecretsavant)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
16 Dec 2022
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This series comprises the main Kai x Din series, plus some AUs of that.
Main series: The adventures of Kai Darso and Din Djarin. BDSM AU, connected one-shots.
- An Invitation
- if this feeling flows both ways [WIP]: wherein Din has a job for Kai and also a lot of feelings.
AUs of the main series: unrelated to each other and can be read in any order.
- itsy bitsy teeny weeny beskar scalemail thong (&) bikini: stripper!Din AU
- everybody knows (it's our choice): soulmate AU
Relevant headcanons are in the last work in the series.
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- 11,143
- Works:
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wear your independence like a crown and other Obey Me! fics that exist within the same continuity. Featuring an AFAB, gender neutral, race neutral, dom MC; polyamory among multiple characters; many kinks; and plenty of shenanigans. Fics can be read in any order.
Currently posting:
- wear your independence like a crown
- nobody who can set me right
- baby, run away with me now
- The Devildom Diaries
- let me blur your linesWIPs coming soon!:
- light up my darkest skies: Lucifer and Simeon have been friends since Lucifer's time in the Celestial Realm. But their friendship was never exactly...conventional. Simeon/Lucifer, S/M, queerplatonic relationship, kink and feels, rated E.
- [untitled] Diavolo x Reader smut fic!
- [untitled] tentacle monster Reader x Leviathan fic!- Words:
- 63,536
- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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rendezvous by funkylittleandroid
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil - All Media Types
17 Mar 2019
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suddenly, ada understands. the lateness, the attitude, the refusal to listen, the whining - they all add up to a motive much greater than what she’d been expecting when she’d agreed to meet leon here. but it's a motive that makes perfect sense. especially for someone like leon.
ada can’t help the chuckle that escapes her at the realization. “ohhh. i see. that’s the game we’re playing.”
leon blinks. “‘s not a game….”
“sure it is,” ada says with a shrug. “but i didn’t say i wouldn’t play.” with that, she gives leon a smile and flips out the switchblade of her swiss army knife, admiring it as it glints in the low light. “if you want to keep your clothes in one piece, kennedy, i highly suggest that you remove them.” -
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Leon has spent decades saving everyone but himself. Now, the universe is forcing his hand. Hurled back in time to the eve of the Raccoon City disaster, the legendary agent is trapped in the form of a black and white kitten. To save the future and regain his humanity, he must stick close to the one person he knows he can trust: himself.
It is a race against time to stop Umbrella, keep his younger self alive and navigate the most bizarre "true love" curse in history. After all, if you cannot love a tiny, prophetic version of yourself, who can you love?
Bookmarked by Koumine (thesecretsavant)
18 Mar 2026
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a violent pornography by librarbyafterdark
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
29 Nov 2025
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His mystery viewer seems to remember everything he says, no matter how small. If he shares that he’s going out for drinks with his coworkers on Friday, he can expect to be asked how it went on Saturday morning.
It’s kind of nice, having someone actually give a damn.
The money isn’t half bad, either.
(Is Leon a sugar baby? Leon might be a sugar baby. Shit.)
[title from the system of a down song of the same name]
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the devil's after both of us (ashes, ashes, dust to dust) by n1ma
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
17 Dec 2023
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It's the dead of night, when you return from your mission.
You didn't think anyone else would be home.Series
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“You know,” you said thoughtfully, studying him, “you’re kind of cute.”
If his face had been flushed before, it was nothing compared to the colour that spread across it now.
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In which the R.P.D. throws Leon Kennedy a welcome party, and someone’s desk, unfortunately, becomes collateral damage.
Simply self indulgent porn, with a sprinkle of plot and angst.