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Cut Out My Heart and Tell Me You Love Me by perpetualwhim
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Feb 2026
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“Yeah, I’m a fucking idiot,” Vox growled. “Sometimes I care about people, okay? That’s normal. That what you do when you’re a person and not just a psychopathic caricature. But I suggest you leave me the fuck alone about it and think about declaring a temporary truce, because we’re both stuck in this room, and your inhibitions are going to be just as lowered as mine.”
“Oh, I’m well aware,” Alastor drawled, and let his legs fall open, revealing that he was every bit as hard as Vox was right now. He dragged his fingers delicately up the thick ridge straining against his pants as Vox’s pulse roared in his ears. “What sort of truce do you have in mind?”
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Or: a deer demon and a guy with a TV for a head get dosed with sex pollen, and then things start getting a little weird.
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Or: two psychopaths fail their way into a mutually satisfying relationship, while the author fails to write a one-shot
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23 Apr 2026
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“Get your dick out. If I don’t have a knot in me in ten minutes, I’m writing this whole day off as a loss.”
Vox lets Val fuck him to get over the stupid love potion. The problem is after that.
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21 Apr 2026
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Vox indulges Valentino in a little fantasy. He ends up enjoying it way more than he thought he would.
... Look, it's 8,300 words of piss, okay? If you wanna see two of our favorite overlords fuck nasty, come take a gander.
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10 Apr 2026
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Alastor lay on the street like he’d been crumpled up and discarded.
Vox flinched at the thought, because it wasn’t right. Alastor shouldn’t be treated like something disposable.
He should be…
He should…
He wasn’t moving.
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06 Apr 2026
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Valentino gingerly reaches out to rest his fingertips on Vox’s stomach.
And then, like magic, Vox’s skin glows.
A soft, cool blue light collects under Valentino’s touch, pooling in a luminous gleam the longer he lingers there, eyes widening with fascination. As he slowly traces his fingers lower, skimming over sensitive muscles that hitch nervously with every tender probe, the glow follows him in a wispy blue trail.
“Ooh,” Valentino says, in a hushed, delighted voice he couldn’t have suppressed if he tried. “Mi cariño, you worry about the most ridiculous things.”
Or: Three months into their business partnership, Valentino and Vox take things up a notch.
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30 Mar 2026