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Spamton gets evicted and has to face the reality of his isolation as a Big Shot. There’s only one darkner he can go to for help.
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Tenna’s patience was a thin wire—tense, humming, and ready to snap—and almost no one in the studio was foolish enough to tug at it. The smallest mistake on a bad day could send the CRT into a storm of static and rage, targeting any unfortunate soul who happened to be standing in his line of fire.
Spamton, however, played that fragile string like a seasoned musician plucking the final notes from a dying instrument. To him, Tenna was less a boss and more a toy—one that barked, blustered, and ultimately bent to his whims. In Spamton’s mind, the towering television was nothing but a glorified lapdog to him and him alone. After all, what harm could there really be in taunting a man all bark and no bite? Each jab, each smirk, made Spamton feel untouchable—invincible, even.
(Spoiler: They fuck.)
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Here was this man, sitting like a piece of blue mold against the torn leather seat. He gloated about information and connections and honesty, but Tenna knew better than to trust the words of some stranger who thought he was on top of the world. The way he smiled, large and wolf-like, eyes scanning Tenna like he was looking for an opening to strike. Everything about him screamed untrustworthy.
But if he's not lying…
Having a connection like that could help solve the case.
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Mr. Ant Tenna is a private investigator working on the case of King’s missing son. When he meets a sleazy salesman who offers to sell him information, the case gets a lot more interesting.
Based on ohnobbsan’s PITenna AU!
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- Part 6 of Spamtenna One-Shots and Stories
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02 Aug 2026
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Spamton thought it was the end of the world when he saw a beacon of light pierce through the summit of Mount Ebott and soar into the sky, not knowing that he had born witness to the shattering of the ancient barrier that trapped monsterkind beneath the mountain.
Magic had begun to flow back into the world, and creatures he had believed only existed in fairy-tales suddenly began to settle down and live in Elysium city.
At first, he thought he could ignore it, but after his workplace adopts a monster integration program, and he is forced to look after his new coworker, he finds that his life is suddenly full of questions from an obnoxiously curious ant.
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(Undertale Spamtenna Modern Magic AU)- Language:
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15 May 2026
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“What if someone comes in?” Tenna whined, voice strained, hips trembling with anticipation. He was stroking the back of Spamtons head, obviously trying to reason with himself- always thinking too hard, worrying about the consequences.
Spamton pulled back, a line of spit dripping down his chin, making him look unfathomably filthy. “Then we give ‘em one hell of a show.”
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18 Feb 2026
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Tenna gets like this, sometimes; irritable, difficult, hard to work with. It's Spamton's job to reel him in.
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06 Feb 2026
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The Beast You've Made Me by I_want_a_coffee
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game)
11 Apr 2026
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He swallowed hard, trembling but unable to tear his gaze away from the being before him. Fear still rooted him in place, but curiosity—foolish, human curiosity—kept his eyes fixed on the way the moonlight caught the monster’s fur, the faint curl of his antennae, the glint of sharp teeth in the dark.
It should have been pure terror. And yet… it wasn’t.
And that fact almost scared him more than the monster did.
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A Spamtenna Monster/Human Undertale AU inspired by Beauty and the Beast
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- Part 1 of TBYMM Series
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20 Jan 2026