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“Jie-jie pleeease it’s SO cold and I need to pee!! I promise it’s the last time!” the voice howls.
Jie-jie? Wanji wonders, this must be one of Yanli’s brothers. He opens the door when the man seems to be midway through another whiny “please”. The movement makes him stumble a little, his eyes squinting at the sudden appearance of Wangji. He looks puzzled at the building, leaning back and searching the house for a sign he’s knocked on the wrong door. Then his eyes snap back to Wangji in his pyjamas and a warmth finds its way to the tips of Wangji’s ears.
“Hi.” the man says, a bright smile follows. Lan Wangji doesn’t know how to react, his brain still blurry from sleep and unable to process what’s happening. The man in front of him, quite possibly the most beautiful human he has ever seen, continues to beam at him.
((OR Lan Wangji switches houses with Jiang Yanli for the holidays and a drunken Wei Wuxian shows up at his door the first night, a rollercoaster ride of feelings ensues.))
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10 Oct 2026
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Wei Wuxian realized three things in quick succession:
(1) His late arrival meant Lan Zhan had not seen his costume before.
(2) He looked nothing like himself.
(3) It was loud as fuck.
Wei Wuxian thinks he's getting together with the love of his life. LWJ thinks he's hooking up with a hot guy dressed like the cover of a romance novel. Turns out masquerades are a great place for anonymous hook ups, and a terrible place for confessions
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29 Sep 2026
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Wei Wuxian couldn’t help but feel a bit fond, even despite the embarrassment. Hadn’t he just done that a second ago? They were both playing bashful, even when this was just something Wei Wuxian’s mind had come up with.
He licked his lips. “It’s fine. It’s not real.”
Lan Zhan nodded slowly. “This is a dream.”
“Yeah,” Wei Wuxian said, then firmer: “Yes. No harm done. You can eye me up.”
or, wwx and lwj meet in dreams
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18 Sep 2026
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Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are the two top detectives of the Gusu PD's ninety-ninth precinct.
It really is a shame they can't stand each other.
(Or so Detective Wei thinks).
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09 Sep 2026
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Not Just Netflix and Chill (Or Lan Zhan’s Lack of Grasp of Euphemisms) by misscam
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Oct 2019
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The evening Lan Wangji – Lan Zhan to friends, or rather friend, being all of one, being all of Wei Ying – accidentally overhears the heart’s desire of his heart’s desire is a cold winter’s day, the first snow falling outside.
“Brother Wei,” Nie Huaisang says cheerfully, another voice Lan Zhan knows far too well. “Still no luck getting Lan Wangji to Netflix and chill with you?”
Jiang Cheng makes a retching noise. Wei Ying makes a stuttering noise.
“I don’t….!” Wei Ying protests, but Nie Huaisang only laughs and Wei Ying stutters again and groans and sighs. “How do you know… I want to….”
Lan Zhan looks down at his hands, brow furrowed. Netflix and chill? Wei Ying wants to watch Netflix with him and relax? That is his heart’s desire? It sounds slightly odd, but Lan Zhan wants Wei Ying to have anything, everything, has since Wei Ying persistently annoyed his way into Lan Zhan’s heart when they were 15 and at school together and apparently, everything includes Netflix and chill with him.
Lan Zhan will make that happen.
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08 Sep 2026