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/un-named group chat/
(Not technically Iron added 5 others to the chat)
(Not technically Iron named the group chat ‘the originals’)
Killer looks: ??
Killer looks: What’s the meaning of this?
ANOTHER *smash*: I am also confused
Guy with the bow: Thor you’re always confused
Guy with the bow: But me too, wth Tony??
Not technically Iron: Guys
Not technically Iron: The world as you know it
Not technically Iron: Is about to change
Green with envy: Should I be panicking?
Green with envy: Too late I’m already panicking
AmErIcA: Don’t panic, it’s probably Stark being overdramatic again
Not technically Iron: First of all,
Not technically Iron: I’m offended
Not technically Iron: Second of all
Not technically Iron: You’re right
AmErIcA: Tony Stark admitting that I’m right? Someone screenshot this asap
Killer looks: Already done
Not technically Iron: Do you guys want to know why I made another GC or not?
ANOTHER *smash*: I would very much like to know!
Guy with the bow: Same here
Not technically Iron: Well first you have to tell me how great I am
Guy with the bow: How about if you don’t start talking I’ll shoot you.
Not technically Iron: Close enough
Not technically Iron: So I made a new groupchat
Not technically Iron: Because
Not technically Iron: I’m adding some people to the other one and I wanna keep a chat for just us guys.
AmErIcA: I have three quetions
AmErIcA: Were you planning on asking us first?
AmErIcA: When were you going to tell us this information?
AmErIcA: When are you adding them?
Not technically Iron: Great questions! The answers are no, I’m telling you now, and I’m adding them now.
Green with envy: Please tell me you’re joking
/Avengers ASSemble/
(Not technically Iron added 2 people to the group)
Rhodey: Hi
Pepper: Hello everyone!
Green with envy: He wasn’t kidding
Pepper: Let me guess, he didn’t tell you he was adding us?
Rhodey: Goddamit Tony you said you’d talked about it with your friends first!
(Not technically Iron changed Pepper’s nickname to ‘Salt and’)
(Not technically Iron changed Rhodey’s nckname to ‘Rebranded 4 the kidz’)
Not technically Iron: Welcome to hell!
Not technically Iron: And I totally talked to them!
Not technically Iron: Just now, right before I added you
Salt and: Tony Stark, I can’t believe you.
Rebranded 4 the kidz: Tony Stank, how could you.
AmErIcA: Tony,,,, Stank??
Green with envy: Oh my god, new nickname-
Killer looks: Screenshotted.
Guy with the bow: I immediately love you guys
ANOTHER *smash*: This is the funniest thing I will ever see
Not technically Iron: this was a mistake
(Green with Envy changed Not technically Iron’s Nickname to Tony Stank)
Tony Stank: I hate you all.