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/Rev Set/
1:00pm
I’m gay for turtles: Gay John is back and he has some Things to say about the new employee
My full name won’t fit: Yes, I’ve been waiting all day for the tea
I’m gay for turtles: ?? I?? Haven’t even said anything all day?
My full name won’t fit: Mon amie you’ve been staring all day
I’m gay for turtles: It’s not mY fault he’s hot and I’m gay
The impulse control: Enough foreplay spill the TEA
Do Your Work: Don’t you guys have better things to do than discussing your love lives?
I’m gay for turtles: jUSt Bc you Love Your Girlfriend Doesn’t MEAN I cAN’T BE G a y Karen
The impulse control: yEAH KAREN GET OFF HIS DICk
Do Your Work: Remind me why I’m friends with you guys again?
My full name won’t fit: Bc without us you’d be lonely
The impulse control: I’M STILL WAITING FOR THIS TEA
I’m gay for turtles: Ok ok ok so I Knew we were getting a new guy and I was like Cool BUT imagine my surprise when I found out he had the desk NEXT to me
I’m gay for turtles: SO HE KNOCKS ON THE DIVIDER THING AND PEEKS HIS HEAD AROUND and I’m like “FUCK” bc he’s?? Really cute?? and he’s wearing his hair up but it looks like he’s never used a bobble in his Life bc a bunch of it is falling out? BUT IT JUST MAKES HIM LOOK CUTER???
I’m gay for turtles: So he goes and says “Hi neighbour, looks like we’re desk buddies.” And he’s got A Great Voice and then he does this dorky little smile and my HeART MELTS
I’m gay for turtles: Cue me being gay and trying to respond Cool “Haha, yeah, you’re stuck with me now” lIKE WHO SAYS THAT
I’m gay for turtles: BUT HE LAUGHS AND HE’S GOT THE CUTEST LAUGH EVER GUYS I’M JUST HHHHHHHHHH
The impulse control: Dude that high key sounds adorable I’m ngl
My full name won’t fit: I’M ALREADY PLANNING YOUR WEDDING
My full name won’t fit: NOBODY INTRODUCES THEMSELVES LIKE THAT UNLESS THEY’RE FLIRTING
Do Your Work: I don’t know, he just seems like an excitable guy
I’m gay for turtles: YOU TALKED TO HIM??
The impulse control: THE TEA JUST KEEPS GETTING HOTTER
My full name won’t fit: TELL USSSSSSS
Do Your Work: I regret everything that led me to this moment
My full name won’t fit: I’ll come to your desk and refuse to leave until you tell us
Do Your Work: Please don’t
Do Your Work: Alright fine, I was working and he walked into my office
I’m gay for turtles: “office”
The impulse control: “office”
My full name won’t fit: “office”
Do Your Work: Will you do that every time?
I’m gay for turtles: IDK WILL YOU REFER TO YOUR D E S K AS YOUR OFFICE EVERY TIME?
Do Your Work: So he walked into my office with some papers. “Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, Sir?”
I’m gay for turtles: HE CALLED YOU SIR THAT’S TOO PRECIOUS WHATTTTT
My full name won’t fit: WHO SAYS THAT
The impulse control: I’M ADOPTING HIM
Do Your Work: So I said “Thar depends, who’s asking?”
My full name won’t fit: Bc you’re the worst, continue
I’m gay for turtles: Why would you say that to my Boy
Do Your Work: You hardly even know him, you’ve had one conversation.
Do Your Work: So we shook hands and he introduced himself
I’m gay for turtles: AS WHAT
The impulse control: WHAT’S MY SONS NAME
My full name won’t fit: NAME
Do Your Work: Didn’t you guys pay attention in the morning meeting? It’s Alexander Hamilton.
My full name won’t fit: Bold of you to assume we ever pay attention to anything ever
I’m gay for turtles: THAT’S SUCH A GOOD NAME WHAT
Do Your Work: Anyway, he talked for 5 minutes about how he needed me to sign these papers and how excited he was to work here before he eventually left
I’m gay for turtles: AN EXCITABLE BOY
My full name won’t fit: I’M GONNA FIND HIM AND HUG HIM
The impulse control: WE LOVE A BOUNCY BOI
Do Your Work: You guys are too attached to a person you haven’t even met
I’m gay for turtles: Well what did you think of him??
Do Your Work: I’m not sure, he seems friendly enough. Very excitable and talkative, and certainly passionate about his work.
I’m gay for turtles: YOU LIKE HIMMMMMMMMM
The impulse control: AARON HAS A NEW FRIENDDDDDDDDDDDD
My full name won’t fit: BEST BUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDS
Do Your Work: Please stop
/Shady bitches/
2:03pm
TJ the DJ: Have you guys seen the new employee?
Do Your Work: Oh not you guys too
Sick of everything: The rev set talking about him too?
Do Your Work: Constantly.
Sick of everything: Welcome to my life
TJ the DJ: Thank god I’m not alone
TJ the DJ: The guy is just so annoying I literally cannot handle it
Do Your Work: Oh well that’s new
I Know Your Secrets: Why what do the others think?
Do your work: Laurens thinks he’s “Adorable”
I Know Your Secrets: Fair he’s a solid 8
TJ the DJ: Do you not have eyes?? The guy barely scrapes by as a 3
Do Your Work: I’d at least give him a 6, but I digress
Do Your Work: Mulligan and Lafayette want to adopt him, already
I Know Your Secrets: Ah will my sister be receiving a new child soon?
Do Your Work: Most likely
Do Your Work: What were you going to say about Hamilton @TJ the DJ?
TJ the DJ: First of all Wow Hamilton is the most pretentious last name I’ve ever heard
TJ the DJ: Second, he’s such an annoying piece of shit. I was talking about politics with Jemmy and he came over and started telling me how wrong I was
Sick of everything: They argued for half an hour before I made my escape
I Know Your Secrets: Oh my god is that who was arguing earlier? I could hear it from my desk
TJ the DJ: I doubt he’ll last a month here
I Know Your Secrets: Are we betting bc I’ll take that bet
TJ the DJ: 100 dollars.
I Know Your Secrets: Deal.
Do Your Work: ... I’ll inform the others.
I Know Your Secrets: Same
/Rev Set/
2:29pm
Do Your Work: Jefferson and Angelica are making a bet on how long Hamilton will stay. Jefferson says he won’t last a month, it’s $100 who wants in?
I’m gay for turtles: HE BETTER STAY PUT MY MONEY ON ANGIE
My full name won’t fit: I love rooting against my cousin so I agree with John
The impulse control: I’ll stay on the sidelines, thanks
/WoRk/
2:31pm
I Know Your Secrets: Who bets the new guy will last longer than a month? $100
Yes I exist: Not me lmao I bet he’ll quit within like a week did u hear his argument with tomathen earlier?
Mother of 7: Angelica why do you try to get us to bet against people we don’t know?
Your daughter calls me daddy too: I don’t even Have $100
I Know Your Secrets: Bc it’s fun
/Shady bitches/
2:35pm
I Know Your Secrets: I’ve got one for team Jefferson but nobody voted for me the cowards
Do Your Work: That’s fine because both Laurens and Lafayette voted for you
TJ the DJ: I wanna say I’m shocked but honestly laf is so mean to me
My full name won’t fit: You know I’m in this group right?
TJ the DJ: Sometimes I can still hear his voice
Sick of everything: I’m siding with Thomas, I don’t think he’ll last long with his attitude
I Know Your Secrets: Then the bets are placed
/Work assignments/
G.Washington: As you may know, we have a new employee to the company, Alexander Hamilton. I trust that he’ll do well here, and I’d like you to all welcome him to our office.
(G.Washington added 1 person to Work assignments)
A.Ham: Hey everyone, I look forward to working with the company. I’m sure that a group as infamous as you are will be exciting to work with and I look forward to seeing our prospects. With me here, I’m hoping I can really come into my own and perhaps even mould the way this company works. I want to improve it, so we can have the best future possible. We’ll leave a mark on this world, and show we’re not just another company left behind in the dirt. We’ll be something.
I’m gay for turtles: Welcome to the company, neighbour! I’m John Laurens!
The impulse control: Hey there, Hercules Mulligan, you’ll do great here!
My full name won’t fit: salut l'ami, I am Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gibert du Mortier De La Fayette, Marquis de La Fayette. But everyone calls me Lafayette
The impulse control: Why must you put your full name every time
My full name won’t fit: I miss no opportunities
Do Your Work: Hello, we talked earlier but I’m Aaron Burr, pleasure to have you here.
Yes I exist: Hi there welcome to hell
I Know Your Secrets: peggy pls
I Know Your Secrets: It’s bad enough you do this at reception
I Know Your Secrets: Anyway, I’m Angelica Schuyler, the lovely @yes I exist is my sister Peggy
Mother of 7: And I’m Elizabeth Schuyler, but please call me Eliza :)
Your daughter calls me daddy too: Welcome Alexander, I’m sure you’ll be right at home. I’m Maria Lewis
Sick of everything: Nice to have you with us, I’m James Madison
TJ the DJ: And I’m the guy you argued with earlier, lovely chat by the way. Thomas Jefferson
A.Ham: Well, It’s nice to meet most of you! I look forward to working by your sides.
TJ the DJ: Most?
A.Ham: Most.
Yes I exist: Damn not even on day 1 and there’s already a blood feud
Do Your Work: This should be fun.