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/We have fun here/
10:03am
(Yes I exist changed Do your work’s nickname to It’s an Office)
It’s an Office: My nickname!
Mother of 7: Now we can’t make the Joke any more!!
Yes I exist: IT’S WORTH IT OK
(Yes I exist changed TJ the DJ’s nickname to It’s Magenta)
TJ the DJ: I’M FINALLY FREE
Your daughter calls me daddy too: YOU LET HM GO??
Sick of everything: But no more DJ Jokes ;-;
Yes I exist: I KNOW IT PAINS ME BUT I WAS PLAGUED WITH THIS IDEA I HAVE TO SEE IT THROUGH
(Yes I exist changed Bisexual, stress’s nickname to It’s a Debate)
It’s a Debate: First of all I liked my nickname
It’s a Debate: seCOND OF ALL I SAID I WASN’T ONE OF THEM
My full name won’t fit: No you really are
The impulse control: 1000%
Yes I exist: It is done
Yes I exist: Take a moment to mourn your nicknames
(It’s an Office changed his nickname to Do your work)
Do Your Work: I refuse
I Know Your Secrets: :000
I’m gay for turtles: All is right with the world again
Yes I exist: BUT IT HAS TO BE A SET OF 3
I’m gay for turtles: I GOTCHU BABE
(I’m gay for turtles changed his nickname to It’s Free Real Estate)
My full name won’t fit: THE TURTLES :000
It’s Free Real Estate: I DID IT FOR THE M E M E S
It’s a Debate: Still don’t know what memes are but ok
Yes I exist: You will soon
It’s Magenta: I’d change my nickname but I’m too afraid Peggy would change it back to TJ the DJ
It’s a Debate: Well I’m Not Afraid
I Know Your Secrets: You should be
I Know Your Secrets: I know about the shirt
It’s a Debate: … How did you find out about it?
I Know Your Secrets: I have my ways.
It’s a Debate: You wouldn’t dare
I Know Your Secrets: I would.
It’s a Debate: ,,,
It’s a Debate: The new nickname is staying!
Mother of 7: This reminds me!!!
(Mother of 7 changed her nickname to Mother of 8)
Mother of 8: You’re my child now @It’s a Debate
It’s a Debate: Oh shit
I Know Your Secrets: Anyone else gonna change their nicknames?
Your daughter calls me daddy too: Not me
Sick of everything: I’m good
My full name won’t fit: NEVER
I Know Your Secrets: So I heard from down the grapevine that Alex will be joining the boys for their regular hangout
My full name won’t fit: WHO TOLD YOU
I Know Your Secrets: :)
It’s Free Real Estate: How is that more effective then “Ask no secrets and I’ll tell no lies”
It’s a Debate: What
Your daughter calls me daddy too: Oh it’s just something we do when someone asks a question and we don’t wanna answer
Sick of everything: Yeah it basically means you won’t get a straight answer out of them
It’s Free Real Estate: Not that you’d get a straight answer from me anyway
Do your work: Because you talk too much
It’s Free Real Estate: No karen bc im g a y
Mother of 8: Is it true tho?? You guys gonna go from the fantastic four to the fab five?
My full name won’t fit: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
TJ the DJ: Alex has no aspect of his life together he literally couldn’t be one of them if he tried
The impulse control: Yeah but we’re all messes tho
It’s a Debate: Fab five???
Yes I exist: ,,,
It’s Free Real Estate: THAT’S IT I’M PUTTING TOGETHER A LIST OF STUFF YOU NEED TO WATCH
Sick of everything: How have you not seen queer eye I’m going to cry
It’s a Debate: I’M A BUSY MAN
Do Your Work: Yes it’s true he’s joining us tonight
My full name won’t fit: We’re gonna force him to watch like 12 musicals with us :)))
It’s Magenta: Yo you GOTTA watch The guy who didn’t like musicals
The impulse control: We’ll add it to the list
It’s a Debate: How many musicals ARE THERE??
It’s Free Real Estate: uhh there was 2 but now it’s 3
It’s a Debate: Oh that’s not too bad
It’s Magenta: Bonus; take a shot whenever you laugh
My full name won’t fit: OH MY G O D YOU HAVE GREAT IDEAS
Do Your Work: Please no
It’s Free Real Estate: WE’RE GONNA GET W A S T E D
Do Your Work: I regret inviting theo along
It’s a Debate: ! I’M EXCITED TO MEET YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!
The impulse control: She’s legit amazing
Do Your Work: I’m pretty sure everyone likes her more than they like me
My full name won’t fit: Absolutely
The impulse control: Duh
It’s Free Real Estate: No shit
It’s Magenta: Can you blame me
Sick of everything: I mean,,,
Yes I exist: Yeah fuck Burr theo is queen
Your daughter calls me daddy too: who the fuck is burr
I Know Your Secrets: Idk I think he’s theos bf or something??
Mother of 8: He sounds nice maybe we’ll get to meet him someday
Do Your Work: I hate you all
/Work Assignments/
10:55am
GW: It’s Tuesday
It’s a Debate: Astute observation
Office Dad: I’m aware that Tuesday is @It’s Free Real Estate, @Do your work, @My full name won’t fit and @The impulse control’s weekly “hangout session”
It’s Free Real Estate: HECC YEA WE GOT THE COLD ONES
The impulse control: WE GOT THE BOYS
My full name won’t fit: WE’RE GONNA CRACK SOME
Office Dad: I’m also aware that @It’s a Debate will be joining you
Do Your Work: How?
I Know Your Secrets: ?? w h a t we only just found out Now
Office Dad: @I know your secrets your spies may be good, but mine are better
Yes I exist: Gwash did u just admit to spying on ur employers
Your daughter calls me daddy too: That’s illegal right?? Can we sue him??
Do Your Work: I’m fairly certain we can
Office Dad: If you sue me I’ll fire you
Yes I exist: Dam what a power move ok your secret is safe with us
It’s Free Real Estate: Why you bringing this up gwash??
Office Dad: Please, do Not come in with a hangover tomorrow. Charles Lee is visiting and I don’t want a repeat of the hallway incident.
It’s a Debate: Charles Lee?? Hallway incident???
The impulse control: Charles Lee sucks and we hate him
My full name won’t fit: FUCK CHARLES LEE
It’s Magenta: He annoys Everyone in the office
Do Your Work: I’m not saying anything
Do Your Work: But
Do Your Work: F U C K CHARLES LEE
Office Dad: He’s not the Best employee
It’s a Debate: Then why’d you hire him??
Office Dad: I thought he had potential, by the time I realised he didn’t George 3 took him under his wing
Sick of everything: George 3 (or King George the 3rd as we call him) is the boss for downstairs.
It’s a Debate: Why do you call him King George the 3rd???
Yes I exist: He acts like he’s the king on the office and his office has a 3 on the door he never bothered to remove
Office Dad: He used to run the entire company until I took some of it
It’s a Debate: Ok last question what the fuck is the Hallway incident
It’s Free Real Estate: Lee was talking shit about Washington so I challenged him to a duel
It’s a Debate: A duel like,,, guns??
It’s Free Real Estate: Lmao no we both got on wheely chairs and raced down the hall
It’s Free Real Estate: I won and he broke his ribs
My full name won’t fit: A double win you might say
Office Dad: Please, I am asking as your boss, nobody start any fights with Charles Lee tomorrow.
It’s Free Real Estate: Ugh fiiine
My full name won’t fit: You k n o w we’re talkin shit tho
The impulse control: Absolutely
Do Your Work: The tea Will be spilled
Office Dad: As long as it’s not to his face I don’t care
Yes I exist: What a great boss
I Know Your Secrets: 10/10
Office Dad: Alright everyone get back to work
/DM- MJP.Lafayette & M.Schuyler/
12:08pm
My full name won’t fit: I FORGOT TO DO THIS YESTERDAY BUT HERE
(My full name won’t fit sent 2 pictures to @Yes I exist)
My full name won’t fit: WE FOUND LIN
Yes I exist: OH MY G O D IT IS COMPLETE
My full name won’t fit: Could you send the comparison thing to the group so alex can see the rest??
Yes I exist: Absolutely!!
My full name won’t fit: Thank!!
/Basically a cult/
12:35pm
Yes I exist: @It’s a Debate this is for u
(PS sent 11 pictures to Basically a cult)
Yes I exist: Everyone else this is for you
(PS sent 1 picture to Basically a cult)
It’s a Debate: DAMN YOU REALLY DO ALL LOOK LIKE THEM THAT’S CRAZY
It’s Magenta: YO HOLY SHIT
Sick of everything: Oh that’s so cool!
Sick of everything: You know, Thomas used to have a crush on Lin-Manual Miranda
It’s Magenta: J E M M Y
It’s a Debate: h a oh my god I’m so holding that against you
It’s Magenta: I’ll hold something against you in a minute if you don’t shut up
Yes I exist: What are you gonna hold against him??
Yes I exist: Your body ;)))
It’s Magenta: I’m leaving the gc
Mother of 8: No pls stay with us
My full name won’t fit: How else will we make fun of you??
It’s Magenta: this is your Last warning
Yes I exist: We’ll be nice :))
It’s Magenta: Will you tho
Yes I exist: N o p e
It’s Magenta: I mean,,,
It’s Magenta: At least you’re honest
Yes I exist: :))
/Rev set/
1:12pm
It’s Free Real Estate: So we’re still getting drunk tonight right
My full name won’t fit: Absolutely
The impulse control: of course!!
Do Your Work: No doubt
It’s a Debate: I love you guys
/We have a problem/
2:00pm
Yes I exist: He called him alex
Mother of 8: TJ the DJ: I noticed, but I don’t know if he did
Sick of everything: Still he wouldn’t say that unless he at least liked him, and It was a nickname too not even Alexander
My full name won’t fit: Poor thomas ;-;
I Know Your Secrets: We don’t know for sure yet though, let’s just keep observing for now