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    Harry isn’t the Boy-Who-Lived, but his parents still died, and Albus Dumbledore, concerned that Death Eaters might seek the boy’s death, cast a powerful charm on him to make wizards ignore him before Harry was left with the Dursleys. Except, with the Elder Wand in play, the charm was far too powerful, and made others essentially forget Harry existed when not directly interacting with him. Sorted into Ravenclaw at Hogwarts, Harry lives a contented life with no one either loving or hating him…until the charm breaks on his seventeenth birthday, and he’s suddenly plunged directly into the middle of a living world at war.

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    08 May 2026

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    Harry experiences Portkey travel for the first time and decides 'hey it would be neat to know how to do that'.

    The Triwizard Tournament and the Dark Lord had no idea what hit them.

    Hint: It was a Portkey.

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    02 May 2026

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    руській урод їде на «сво» шоб заробити собі на канадську візу
    його баранять фпвішкою в єбало на покровському напрямку
    той другий неруській урод приїжає у варонєж на похорон і получити ладу каліну і два кілограма стірального порошка
    шо там далі?

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Holy shit

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    Salazar Slytherin woke up in the body of a three-year-old boy with the most ridiculous head of black hair & a runic scar carved into his forehead. The last thing he recalled was dying. Now it is over 900 years in the future. There are a million things to deal with between new inventions, lost knowledge, missing spirits, & parasitic dark lords.

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    07 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Reading as a pdf. Great stuff! Cheers

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    After the public death of a superhuman 15 year old, teenage superheroes are forced to wear government-issued clothing that marks them as underage.
    Or; Peter is backed into a corner, Tony Stark grows increasingly frustrated, and New York protects their own.

     

    Peter focusses on the pedestrians, on their whispering and pointing. At Peter. At his blue Regulation Jacket, in the middle of Times Square, blown up to epic proportions on the huge towering screens.

    Oh.

    “Oh,” Peter says, dumbly. “Oh no.”

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    14 Jan 2026