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1. White Honey Clinic by Elpie (Horribibble)

   Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Triss Merigold/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Triss Merigold
   • Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
   • Valdo Marx
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Clinic AU
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Alpha Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Omega Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Kid Fic
   • Medical Procedures
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Fluff
   • Humor
   • Found Family
   • Mentions of Abortion and Back Alley Medical Procedures
   • Minor Original Character(s)

   Summary

   “I feel I should remind you that actually giving Geralt your baby is a bad idea.”

   "You're just miffed she's not named after you."

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   Jaskier stumbles into the White Honey clinic looking for help for his newborn, and Geralt ends up with a new receptionist and a family.

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   English

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