Elpie (Horribibble)
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Family Emergency by Elpie (Horribibble), Wearydress
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jan 2026
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The problem is that Shane Hollander is an Alpha.
No. Okay. No.
Technically (by order of magnitude) the problem is that:
Shane Hollander is in labor → it is happening in the middle of a game → it should not be happening at all because → Shane Hollander is an Alpha.Everyone's day gets markedly more chaotic when Shane--an Alpha--goes into labor mid-game against New York. It's a good fucking thing the Raiders are playing North Carolina.
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For When I'm Not There by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Dec 2025
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For all of his conquests and his unerring sense of romance—he’s very romantic, Ilya is, always has been a lover—he’s never found himself at this kind of loss before. He has no idea what to give Shane for his birthday.
And it has to be perfect, needs to be lovely—because if he’s going to cup this magnificent love between his hands and protect it from the wind and the entirety of the league, he wants it to be just right.
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Shane Hollander spends several days leading up to his birthday in mortal fear of buttplugs.
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Honesty is the Best Policy (But it Scares the Living Hell Out of Me) by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Dec 2025
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The rules are clear, and also written directly onto the cliff face.
You genuinely cannot miss them.
So Wangji says, “You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen, but I am required to punish you.”
And then realizes exactly what it is that seems to have gone wrong.
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Or right, when you consider the cosmic implications of running into your soulmate at sixteen years old and immediately threatening to have them spanked for breaking the rules.(An AU in which you cannot lie in the presence of your soulmate. And this may or may not give Wei Ying hives.)
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Reality Checks for the Absurdly Wealthy by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
31 Jan 2025
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It’s 2 PM on a Tuesday and Jin Zixuan is curled up in the corner of a dingy basement laundry room, tears in his eyes as he struggles to understand why the universe—and this washing machine in particular—hates him.
And then the door squeaks open, and Zixuan’s only reaction is to stuff his face into his stupid quarter-zip like a cashmere fleece turtle.
“Is someone in here, or is the laundry room haunted again?” A man’s voice calls, and it’s almost jarring how friendly it is.“Again?” Zixuan hiccups.
Footsteps on the tile, and then there’s a man frowning down at him with open concern. “Aw, bud. Are you crying? Me too sometimes.” And he pops a squat, right there in front of the sad turtle man, and Zixuan gets a close up of the riot of tattoos on his arms and peeking through the gaping rips in his jeans. “I’m Wei Ying.”
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In which Jin Zixuan gets cut off and is quickly adopted by a pair of heavily-tattooed magpies who teach him how to do things like do laundry, ride the bus, and take control of his own stupid life.
An ode to friendship and emotional support dipshits.
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Human Resources for Idiots by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Jan 2025
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Lan Xichen was trying to be thoughtful when he hired a temp to accompany his uncle to the Cultivation Conference in Jinlintai. Neither he nor Lan Wangji could make it, and he knows Lan Qiren despises these things on a good day.
Wei Wuxian is not that sort of temp.
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Honesty is the Best Policy (But it Scares the Living Hell Out of Me) by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Dec 2025
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The Merry Wives of Witchers by Elpie (Horribibble), FlitShadowflame, MessengerGabriel, Wearydress
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, wit - Fandom
05 Feb 2021
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Bullen Week Prompts by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
28 Nov 2015
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You’ll go to heaven and I’ll go to hell in the meantime by silversurfer
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Mar 2026
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After Vegas, Shane begins to give up on Ilya and looks for a new way to feel wanted.
Ilya, of course, finds out about this and locks in.
A small dose of jealousy and a bigger dose of communication add up to change the trajectory of their affair from 2014 onward.
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Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
31 Mar 2026
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Ilya is in Shane's body, trying to get to the bottom of what is going on in the Montreal locker room.
Shane is in Ilya's body, absolutely bewildered by the love and support of the Ottawa Centaurs.
And Ilya is not giving his body back anytime soon.
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- Part 2 of body swap AU
Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
30 Mar 2026
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Shane is in Ilya's body, desperately avoiding Svetlana Vetrova, throwing out his cigarettes and battling his depression.
Ilya is in Shane's body, playing with Hayden Pike's children, being smothered with love by Yuna and David Hollander, and wondering why Rose Landry is trying to set him up with her gay actor friend Miles.
Boston travels to Montreal in two weeks.
Everything is fine.
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- Part 1 of body swap AU
Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
30 Mar 2026
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my head's under water (but I'm breathing fine) by VikingWench
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Mar 2026
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Ilya rolled his eyes, a grin flashing before he took a deep breath. "Watch this. I bet I can swim all the way to the buoy underwater."
"Ilya, don't—"
But Ilya was already gone. A small splash, a flash of muscular shoulders, and then the surface of the lake smoothed out into ripples.
Shane watched. He counted the seconds in his head, a habit that usually grounded him. One, two, three... At thirty seconds, his heart rate began to climb. At sixty seconds, the air in his own lungs felt thin. By ninety seconds, the silence of the lake felt deafening.
Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
29 Mar 2026
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our bedroom after the war by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Mar 2026
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“I want you in my hotel room tonight,” Ilya says, satisfied when Hollander’s pupils dilate in response. “I want to take you apart, slowly. Until you’re begging for it.”
“Fuck off, asshole,” Hollander breathes out, but the look in his eyes says yes and more please. “You can’t just come back here and–”
Just as Ilya is about to lean down and kiss the next words out of Hollander’s mouth, a buzzing sound startles them both. He glances down to see Hollander’s phone vibrating on the countertop with a text notification from someone named Matty.
In an alternate timeline, Shane resolves to move on after Sochi. When he and Ilya reunite for the MLH Awards in Vegas, Ilya takes the news of Shane's new "friend" about as well as you'd expect.
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- Part 2 of i'm coming to the anonymous cottage
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Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
29 Mar 2026