Elpie (Horribibble)
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White Honey Clinic by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 May 2026
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“I feel I should remind you that actually giving Geralt your baby is a bad idea.”
"You're just miffed she's not named after you."
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Jaskier stumbles into the White Honey clinic looking for help for his newborn, and Geralt ends up with a new receptionist and a family.
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to be Soft by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
16 Apr 2026
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"Can you speak, Ilya Rozanov?"
"Yes, ma'am." Ilya responds obediently. "I am happy to meet you."
"You are scared shitless, Ilya Rozanov." She says.
"That, too." He nods. "I want you to like me very badly."
"I don't like anyone." She says, but Shane watches in morbid fascination as a grin reveals her gold teeth. "I am a terrible old bitch."Ilya Rozanov meets his husband's great grandmother and certain understandings are reached.
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Family Emergency by Elpie (Horribibble), Wearydress
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Jan 2026
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The problem is that Shane Hollander is an Alpha.
No. Okay. No.
Technically (by order of magnitude) the problem is that:
Shane Hollander is in labor → it is happening in the middle of a game → it should not be happening at all because → Shane Hollander is an Alpha.Everyone's day gets markedly more chaotic when Shane--an Alpha--goes into labor mid-game against New York. It's a good fucking thing the Raiders are playing North Carolina.
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For When I'm Not There by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Dec 2025
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For all of his conquests and his unerring sense of romance—he’s very romantic, Ilya is, always has been a lover—he’s never found himself at this kind of loss before. He has no idea what to give Shane for his birthday.
And it has to be perfect, needs to be lovely—because if he’s going to cup this magnificent love between his hands and protect it from the wind and the entirety of the league, he wants it to be just right.
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Shane Hollander spends several days leading up to his birthday in mortal fear of buttplugs.
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Honesty is the Best Policy (But it Scares the Living Hell Out of Me) by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Dec 2025
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The rules are clear, and also written directly onto the cliff face.
You genuinely cannot miss them.
So Wangji says, “You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen, but I am required to punish you.”
And then realizes exactly what it is that seems to have gone wrong.
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Or right, when you consider the cosmic implications of running into your soulmate at sixteen years old and immediately threatening to have them spanked for breaking the rules.(An AU in which you cannot lie in the presence of your soulmate. And this may or may not give Wei Ying hives.)
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Honesty is the Best Policy (But it Scares the Living Hell Out of Me) by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Dec 2025
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The Merry Wives of Witchers by Elpie (Horribibble), FlitShadowflame, MessengerGabriel, Wearydress
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, wit - Fandom
05 Feb 2021
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Bullen Week Prompts by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
28 Nov 2015
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are you having sex with my rookie? by nettlepixie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
12 May 2026
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LaPointe: omg lol can you imagine
LaPointe: luca brings his mystery man along next week for the hard launch
LaPointe: and it’s cliff fucking marleau
LaPointe: now that would really be a hollander/rozanov manoeuvre lmao
Crack/Texting fic. Cliff Marleau is dating Luca Haas. Ilya has some feelings about it.
Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
16 May 2026
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the best laid plans by Sporkess
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Mar 2026
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When Ilya and Shane decide they want a plan to let them soften the rivalry and (maybe, eventually) come out without it being an NHL emergency, they ask Yuna for help. Yuna's got a 6 stage plan and it is absolutely, definitely going to work.
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- Part 5 of It starts in an elevator
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Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
15 May 2026
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Breaking the Ice by PeterChristensen
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander is a hockey legend known as "The Golden Alpha of Canada:" and Captain of the Montreal Voyagers. To the roaring crowds, he’s cocky, dominant, untouchable Alpha they want in a hockey star. Yet, behind every goal, Shane hides a secret that could destroy everything he's built up. He isn’t an Alpha at all. Born Omega in a world where Omegas are sidelined from traditional "Alpha" sports, Shane’s entire career is built on a lie: daily suppressants, fake scent, relentless self-control. The cost is soul-deep exhaustion and the constant fear that a single mistake will cost him not just his trophies, but his identity.
Enter Ilya Rozanov, known as “The Dirty Russian” by fans and foes alike, a brutal, magnetic Alpha who’s battled his own demons to make it on the Voyager team. Growing up in the shadow of an abusive father who threw him into sports to "make me fucking rich", Ilya learned to survive by being harder, meaner, and utterly unbreakable. Hockey is his way out, but family obligations and old scars still chain him down..
When a chance encounter lets Ilya see Shane for who he truly is, both men are forced to confront the walls they’ve built, around their histories, their bodies, and their hearts.
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Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
13 May 2026
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
12 May 2026
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Say You'll Haunt Me by eddiemunsterwashere
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 May 2026
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The plane carrying the Voyageurs home from Houston crashes just after take-off.
Shane is on board.
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Bookmarked by Elpie (Horribibble)
12 May 2026