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Romeo -> Tilly
Romeo: Are you done now by the way?
Tilly: how you mean
Romeo: You set me up on a date, so is your self proclaimed mission over then?
Tilly: youve been on one date romeo
Tilly: you think thats enough to satisfy me
Romeo: I was kinda hoping that it was
Tilly: my mission isnt over until i am satisfied
Romeo: Oh joy
We dine together (EMERGENCIES ONLY)
Tilly: i ripped off the bandage
Kílly: wha
Èomery: OH MY GODW
Arwy: Oh it’s atrocious
Gimly: Someone burn my eyes please
Leggy: What’s with the fucking tassels?
Leggy: Who could ever have thought that was a good idea?
Aragorny: So thats why I heard screaming from the hallways earlier
Faramiry: Is she wearing it????
[Tilly sent an image]
Tilly: im wearing it :)
Bainy: GUYS PLEASE
Bainy: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
Tilly: im wearing this to all of your funerals by the way
Èowyny: Very bold assumption that you will manage to outlive any of us
Merriadoc: I did actaully dare her to wear that to all of our funerals so she will find a way to do so
Aragorny: Isn’t that against the rules technically?
Merriadoc: that sweater transends the rules
Leggy: Oh I just noticed the fucking frills
Leggy: Where in gods name did you find that thing
Tilly: some random second hand store idk
Fílly: Whatever grandma knitted that thing had some serious issues
Chaos Chat
Merry Christmas: you guys pumped for tomorrow
Redacted Slut: most of my hiking gear is green so i had to buy a whole bunch of new stuff
Redacted Slut: so da is mad at me right now :)
Horse Girl: We only had four tents so some people will have to share
Warrior Queen: Why do you even have so many tents
Pip: merry and i will share!!
Merry Christmas: dope
Redacted Slut: @Warrior Queen you and me?
Warrior Queen: Wouldn’t recommend it
Biromir: She snores like a chainsaw
Warrior Queen: Violent exaggeration
Redacted Slut: you boys sharing then or are we breaking the school field trip rules
Horse Girl: You wanna bunk together Boromir?
Biromir: Let’s do it
Redacted Slut: aw :(
Taleki -> Boromir
Taleki: Listen man, I really enjoy our date last night, and I do believe we could be good together as a couple
Boromir: Why do I have a feeling there’s a ‘but’ somewhere there
Taleki: But I have a feeling that that’s not what you want
Boromir: What do you mean?
Taleki: I mean you mentioned Til like every five minutes
Boromir: Oh
Taleki: Which like I get it if I wasn’t exclusively into dudes I’d be into her too
Taleki: I think
Taleki: Hard to tell
Boromir: I wouldn’t say I’m into her
Boromir: I think?
Taleki: Looks like you got some stuff to figure out man
Taleki: But the next time I need I teammate for bowling I’ll hit you up, you’re crazy good dude
Boromir: Thanks man
We’ve got issues
Bori: Am I into Tilda?
Wyn: ????
Wyn: Where’d that come from???
Mer: did seeing hr in tht swtr affct u tht mch
Nearamir: What’s up Bori?
Bori: The guy I went on a date with yesterday, Taleki
Bori: He thinks I am, and that I talk about her a lot
Bori: Do I?
Wyn: I mean
Wyn: It’s not on like, Sam and Frodo levels, but a bit?
Mer: 2 mch if u ask me
Nearamir: I don’t think it’s that much
Wyn: Gonna be real with you Far, I think you’re just desensitized to it
Nearamir: Yeah probably
Nearamir: @Bori it’s a lot
Bori: Fuck
Wyn: I mean to your defense Bori, a lot of people are talking about Tilda lot
Wyn: Cause it’s Tilda
Mer: nt 2 his dfnse
Mer: mst ppl dont commt n shit like hw funny or brllnt she is
Wyn: True
Nearamir: This is straight out of a rom com
Nearamir: And you hate rom coms
Bori: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Mer: mans jst had n oh mmnt
Wyn: Don’t be meta
Bori: Is it obvious?
Bori: You think other people have noticed?
Wyn: I mean maybe? But we are around you the most so there’s also a chance that they haven’t picked up on it
Bori: I’m gonna need to lay down for a minute
Mer: take ur time hun
The Dragon Children
Bain: Do you guys know what a polycule is?
Princess: Yes?
Tilly: oh hell yes
Princess: ?
Tilly: brother dear are you saying what i think you are saying
Siggy: Stop being vague about it Tilda
Siggy: Wait are you saying what she thinks you’re saying?
Princess: STOP EXLCUDING ME
Princess: WHATS GOING ON
Bain: Kamarind and Vivian just asked me to join their relationship
Tilly: !!!!!!!!!
Siggy: Did you say yes???
Bain: I said I’d think about it
Bain: Cause like I don’t know
Bain: I’m already like a third wheel in their relationship
Bain: I don’t want to cement that fact you know?
Tilly: how are all three of you this dense
Siggy: Why are you including me in that??
Tilly: bain anyone with eyes can see that those two are in love with you
Tilly: i promise you that you will not be a third wheel
Tilly: and if they ever treat you like that then ill kick their teeth in
Tilly: even with a fractured leg
Bain: Uhm
Siggy: Calm the fuck down Matilda
Siggy: She’s right about the first part tho Bain
Siggy: Best advice I can give is to have a full conversation with both of them before entering a relationship with them, boundaries and such
Siggy: Also to do some research about healthy ways to maintain polyamorous relationships, communication and such
Princess: Do you want to be in a relationship with them tho, first of all Bain?
Bain: I don’t know
Bain: Never thought about it like that or that I could
Bain: But they are both lovely people and I
Bain: Fuck
Bain: I do don’t I
Tilly: 2/3
Tilly: youre next horse face
Siggy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Tilly: thats it
Siggy: ?
Group message with Tilda, Legolas, Éowyn
[Tilda changed the group name to Operation Sigriel]
Tilda: Round two baby >:)