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How to get over a break-up
guide by Kirishima Eijiro (not professional)
1) Find an angry pomeranian
2) Fall in love with him
3) Have a happy almost one-year relationship
4) Prepare everything for a surprise for your first anniversary
5) Recieve a text message that your partner's life is falling into pieces and they need a break
6) Run to lock yourself into the bathroom so your parents don't see you cry
7) Cry
8) Cry a lot
9) Try to reply to his text messages as kind as possible, knowing he's hurting more than you are at the moment
10) Convince yourself that it's not a break-up that it's only a pause
11) Realize it never was stated if it's definite or not
12) Cry again
13) Text your best friend because you can't text that one person you want to text the most
14) Kaminari is a dick with his "I told you you were too good for him"
15) Switch off your phone to breathe for a while
16) Start to cry again
17) Look in a mirror and realize how fucking pathetic you look
18) Wash your face and get yourself together
19) Tell your parents you are going to sleep
20) Don't sleep at all
21) Read stupidly romantic stories
22) Correction... DO NOT read romantic stories - they just make you feel worse
23) Switch off your phone again and think
24) Realize you were an idiot because it was your first break-up and you didn't know what to do
25) Apologize and say what you really want to say
26) Ask them to not reply to your message cause you know you wouldn't be able to handle it
27) Listen to some songs
28) Delete all break-up songs on your phone... you don't want to listen to them ... trust me... it hurts
29) Check your phone every hour, knowing you won't be sleeping tonight
30) Bother your best friend who's already asleep
31) Realize you are being stupid again
32) Try to sleep
33) It won’t work
34) Reconcile with the fact you will have a headache the next morning
35) Watch as the time goes by and your phone starts to ring with your alarm
36) Get your ass out of the bed and prepare for a day
37) Realize you are not ready to see him without crying
38) Don’t eat... you will just feel sick
39) Throw up from nervosity and go to school
40) Whatever you do, do NOT listen to break-up songs on your way to school
41) You didn’t listen, right?
42) Now you cry
43) A lot
44) Ignore strangers and their pitiful looks
45) Meet up with your best friend at the train station
46) Kaminari is useless at comforting people because he never was in a relationship
47) Miss your angry pomeranian and his hugs
48) Ignore your friends on a train and listen to more music
49) This time don't cry, you don’t want other people than Kaminari to know
50) Get to school
51) Meet your other best friend
52) Mina came late to school and has to run to her class, we won't be able to talk till lunch
53) Realize the angry pomeranian is not coming to school today
54) Feel relieved for yourself... but worried for him... accept you will always worry about him
55) Ignore the stares from your classmates because you look like a tired mess... you are one after all
56) Pretend
57) Pretend it's okay
58) Pretend you are okay
59) Keep yourself together cause you have to
60) Act normal
61) Finally meet with your second best friend
62) Mina actually lets you talk
63) She's good at comforting people even tho she doesn't know the whole truth
64) Mina gives amazing hugs
65) Don't cry before Mina
66) Text your boyfriend ex-boyfriend the assignments from classes if he wants to study
67) You know he won't
68) Talk with him through texts, even tho you can't see your phone screen through the tears
69) Go home
70) Finally break down
71) Cry till you are shaking, gasping for air because you know you need to let it out
72) Try to not hurt yourself with your sharp nails... and fail
73) Cover the scars you've made
74) Try to eat and drink something for the first time today
75) Coffee on empty stomach wasn’t a good choice
76) Throw up again
77) Go to the friend that lives the closest to you ‘cause you are scared to be alone
78) Sero is a fucking alcoholic
79) Let him put the bottle of vodka on the table
80) Drink
81) Regret it
82) Drink again
83) Ignore the world around you
84) Throw up again cause alcohol wasn't a good choice
85) Hate yourself
86) Go home
87) Take a shower, you need it
88) Cry in the shower
89) Stand under too hot water until your body will feel numb
90) Don’t glare at a razor... you promised something
91) Wait till your emotions will go numb as well
92) Don’t look at the razor Don’t look at the razor Don’t look at the razor
93) Grabb the razor
94) Throw it away... you promised something
95) Glare at your scar-free ankles
96) Throw the razor into the trash
97) Wrap yourself in the fluffiest towel you have and lean against the shower wall, your brain will think someone is hugging you
98) Realize you miss his hugs
99) Sit on a shower floor, crying, until your mom kicks you out
100) Admit yourself you have no more tears left
101) Read Kaminari’s spam
102) Ignore his advice because you believe in miracles
103) Go to sleep early cause you are tired
104) It’s impossible to stop thinking for a moment long enough for you to fall asleep
105) Make a stupid decision to come out as gay to your friends who don’t know it yet cause if you are losing important people, you might as well lose them all at once
106) Text them you need to talk with them about something important
107) There’s no turning back
108) Start to watch your comfort anime
109) You can’t cry anymore so it isn’t helping at all
110) Switch off the anime
111) Start to feel stupid for wanting to come out to your friends, you don’t want to lose them
112) Look at point 107
113) Mentally prepare yourself for meeting with that one person in the morning
114) Think about skipping school
115) You are not a fucking coward, you will go to school
116) Write everything that happened in the past 24 hours down
117) Now it feels too real
118) Realize you are alone
119) Admit you are scared
120) Break down (again)
121) Calm down and wait
122) Wait
123) Wait
124) Wait
125) If you think he is the one, wait for him
126) As long as he needs
127) Make a promise to yourself to be there for him even as a friend
128) Make a promise to yourself to be his pillar he can lean on
129) Make a promise to yourself that you will be his best friend
130) Change your wallpaper on your phone cause it reminds you of him
131) And wait... cause you have nothing better to do anyway