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    Random Poems in English and German written during or for class

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    When Merlin gets himself into trouble at court, and sentenced to death by a visiting King, Arthur is unsure of how to save him. All they have is one idea, and it's pretty unfortunate: Merlin has to marry a noble, or he will die at dawn. It's a good thing a few people are willing to marry Merlin, but is he up for it, and is Arthur really as okay with it as he thinks?

    Wow I hate that summary I promise it's better than what is sounds like (or I hope it is) Read the tags.

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    "Technically? No — No, technically. You dress up in leather and fight criminals while — don't you run a company? You — you have things to do. When do you sleep? Does your family know? That thing you did with the gun on your thigh was very hot, by the way —" Bernard rambles, far too fast for his own liking, "Holy shit, you have a warrant out for your arrest."

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    based on this tumblr post

    "A Statistics teacher in Gotham makes a graph comparing times when Bruce Wayne goes on long vacations with times Batman gets beaten up really badly by villains to illustrate to his class how correlation does not equal causation."

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    She rings the order up on the register, adding two flavored syrup charges to make up the price difference of the three extra shots.

    “And a name for your order?”

    If Ken had thought a little bit more about it, she would have forgone this question entirely. A little logic tells her they’re the only ones here, and no one else would be coming in anytime soon, so it would be best to just make the drink and give it to the vigilante, no name required. But she’s worked dozens of shifts during morning rushes with lines out the door and asking for a name is practically muscle memory.

    It’s his fault for answering.

    “Tim.”

    She’s halfway through the T before the marker pauses. The sharpie starts to bleed into a puddle against the cup.

     

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    Ken got stuck with the night shift at local coffee shop Gotham Brew. It would have been an uneventful night if Red Robin hadn't used his real name for the order. He really should get more sleep.

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