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When they decided to build the dorms, things were done quickly. Blueprints were made, Cementoss was conscripted for the base, and everything else was backed and sped along by Yuuei’s grand budget and reputation. One could also assume that several favors were cashed in by a certain furry principal, but that would only be speculation, and nothing more.

Teachers were moved into their connected apartment-style living on a Sunday, and three days later, students started to move in as well. They began with the Hero Course, then went Support the day following, with Business and Management the day after that, and, finally, General Studies. All in all, it only took about a week for everyone, both students and teachers, to be fully moved onto the Yuuei campus.

As a school with more government and private funding than they knew what to do with, providing students with necessary groceries each week and increasing teacher pay for the extra time spent watching and caring for the students was literally child’s play, so they knew the budget wouldn’t be a problem.

They had everything covered…

Or so they thought.

The dorms quickly devolved into chaos, and as one Aizawa Shouta was learning, his class, which he had previously thought couldn’t form a stronger bond with one another, began to become more like a family.

There were problems, of course; little arguments or disagreements that broke out between students as they grew used to sharing a space with other people.

Tokoyami had a bad habit of leaving cupboard doors open. Asui kept her pickled cockroaches right next to the meats and cheeses. Apparently, Uraraka was food hoarder. Sero kept taping things to the walls and then peeling them off, right along with the paint. Iida was caught red-handed drinking orange juice straight from the carton, something Shouta knew Tensei did, too, but it was a gross thing to do when sharing things with nineteen other teenagers.

And, of course, there was Mineta. Shouta hated that kid, and he hated his parents on the school Board even more. He had filed the paperwork on the second day—and again multiple times after that—for his expulsion, not just to General Studies, but out of Yuuei altogether, and it was always stopped before it went through. Nedzu said he was working on it, but his relationship with the Board had always been tenuous at best, and downright hostile at worst. In the meantime, Shouta had to watch his female-bodied students shy away from grabbing hands and harassing remarks, sometimes even enlisting the help of the other boys, who had taken up the mantel of Mineta-Watch with such seriousness and ferocity that Shouta couldn’t help the swell of pride he felt for them bubble up in his chest.

Unfortunately, the problems didn’t stop there. Once they got over that initial hurtle of getting used to living together, they became so close that Shouta thought he might lose his mind.

Because for class A, ‘close’ meant that they were pulling pranks, covering for one another when someone messed up, play-wrestling, staying up late with movie marathons and game nights, and generally creating chaos the likes of which Shouta had never seen (or even thought possible).

The List started after a particular incident when Sero came down with the flu. Naturally, once one kid got sick, the rest were soon to follow, and Shouta found himself driving students to and from the hospital every day because there were so many sick kids in the school that Chiyo had become overwhelmed, and they had to outsource treatment.

Once Kaminari started sneezing, shit really hit the fan. There were so many blackouts that students couldn’t actually do any of the self-study work Shouta and the other teachers had assigned since none of them were allowed to go to the main building, and the amount of static electricity in the air was making the headaches his kids had from congestion and fever worse.

Shouta had taken to checking on them once before school, and then once again after classes ended, though he couldn’t stay longer because he wasn’t supposed to be risking getting sick himself.

He found himself getting a lot of messages on the Yuuei discord server from his class in the meantime, though. Mostly letting him know that everyone had taken their medicine, who had thrown up, if anyone had a particularly high or worrying fever, that one time Todoroki had accidently frozen and then heated the main common room windows so fast while he vomited into a bucket that they shattered into tiny little pieces, and Shouta had to explain over the phone to the Window and Door company why they needed to come immediately because his kids were behind him on the ground huddled together like penguins and covered in blankets, shivering from the chilled breeze coming through the giant holes in the walls, and, of course, the constant complaining about the blackouts throughout the day, and how the Wi-Fi booster kept cutting out every time Kaminari coughed.

The Sunday it Happened, Shouta wasn’t able to do his normal check on his class as he found himself pulled into several long meetings discussing how to deal with the outbreak. They had never had dorms before, after all. In the past, sick students stayed home. In the past, Yuuei didn’t have temporary guardianship of hundreds of kids, some of which came from underpaid or less-wealthy families, or had hospital or needle phobias, or other underlying health concerns. Not to mention they were now being faced with a situation where, for the first time, one nurse with a powerful healing quirk simply wasn’t enough.

Nedzu and Chiyo had been trying to get more health staff on payroll for years now, and though it wasn’t ideal that most classes in buildings 1, 3, and 4 (the only students not sick being those in Support, since they basically always isolated anyway, and were less prone to spreading illness to one another) were all empty and in their respective dorms sick in bed, the faculty hoped they could finally push the issue with the Board now that it was clear that sometimes Recovery Girl on her own wasn’t enough.

Throughout the whole day, Shouta was checking his phone. His husband made fun of him for it, telling him he was being overprotective, worrying too much, acting like—ugh—a dad.

He shuddered just thinking about having to be the parent of those hellions.

Besides, Hizashi didn’t understand. Something was wrong. Iida had sent the usual morning text with student conditions, all of which looked like they were improving, and Yaomomo—as she had requested Shouta call her since her name was a bit of a mouthful and reminded her too much of her mother (fucking legacy families)—had responded that everything was fine and they were all doing their assigned work when Shouta had asked. And then the same when he checked in two more times over the course of the next several hours, much to Hizashi’s amusement, but Shouta knew. Something was going on. He could feel it. Like a disturbance in the force.

Because everything seemed to be going well. Too well.

There hadn’t even been any complaints about the Wi-Fi booster shorting out, and there should have been.

Look, Shouta trusted his class—to be good, competent students, and then eventually heroes (well, except Mineta, but he really was working on that expulsion), but they were also idiots. Even the smart ones like Iida and Yaomomo and Bakugou and Midoriya and Todoroki. It was like when he put them all together their IQs dropped collectively by about two thirds.

In other words, he was suspicious as all get-out, but he couldn’t do anything, because they still had another two things on the agenda before they could leave, and Shouta was itching to check on his kids. It wasn’t parental at all, he told himself, he just knew they were somehow getting themselves into trouble.

He checked in with his President again, and she responded that everything was going swimmingly again.

Suspicious.

It was going to be a long rest of the meeting.

When he was finally let loose, he immediately headed straight for Heights Alliance. And he wasn’t running, Hizashi, he was power walking, fuck you.

When he arrived, there was a quiet hum of study noises filtering through the room. Most of the kids preferred to work in the common areas together, even if they weren’t actively helping each other, just in case someone had a question but felt too shitty to move. Such good kids. They really would be good heroes one day.

The best.

The only one not present as he swept his gaze over his students was the grape. And he was so busy being relieved that the girls could relax that he almost missed Kaminari sitting in a cage, just visible from behind the arm of the couch.

Almost.

Shouta sighed, hard. “Kaminari. What are you doing.”

Most of the kids glanced over at him, but he noticed that Yaomomo and Midoriya looked the most guilty, avoiding direct eye contact.

See? He couldn’t trust any of them.

His own class president…

“You two,” he muttered, already exhausted, pointing at the two students in question, “why is Kaminari in a cage?”

Yaomomo shifted in her seat slightly. “Well, you see, sensei…”

“Kaminari has been shorting out the power and stopping our Wi-Fi from working properly every time he coughs, blows his nose, or sneezes, and we can’t get any of our work done!” Ashido shouted, waving her hands as if to gesture to the faulty Wi-Fi. “And it’s not his fault, Aizawa-sensei, it’s really not. He can’t help it! Just like Todoroki didn’t mean to make all the windows go boom just because all his insides decided they wanted to be on his outside.” She finished with pointing at said boy, who sunk slightly into his spot on the couch, Midoriya rubbing his back consolingly.

Shouta considered for a moment, but he was still coming up blank. “…So you thought the best course of action was to lock him in a cage?”

“It’s a Faraday Cage, Sensei,” Problem Child chirped happily. “We haven’t had any problems since we put him in there, not a single shortage or flicker of the lights!”

“Yeah!” Kirishima chimed in happily, throwing an arm around Bakugou, who immediately shoved him off. “Midoriya had the idea, Yaomomo made all the parts, and they both put it together.”

While it was admittedly impressive that his students had built a fully functional Faraday Cage, Shouta was pretty sure letting them lock their classmate in a cage, good intentions or not, was some sort of human rights violation somewhere.

“He can’t stay in the cage,” Shouta sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose, a wave of tiredness sweeping into his soul.

“Wah? Why not?” Uraraka wailed, throwing herself down onto the table. “This is the most work we’ve been able to get done in days.”

“Because you can’t keep a human being in a cage on Yuuei property.”

“But we even help him when he needs to use the internet and everything!” Sero added, pointing to the iPad propped up on the floor right outside the cage. “Satou’s doing the scrolling for him.”

Satou threw up a peace sign. Shouta wanted to turn around and walk away. But he couldn’t.

“I don’t care,” he said, tone bored and flat. “Get him out of there.”

“But it’s not against school rules!” Iida said, chopping his arm quickly. “We even checked!”

Shouta closed his eyes, took one moment to wallow in his misery, and then walked to the fridge. He grabbed a blank piece of paper, and stuck it to the door with a tacky All Might magnet.

“This piece of paper,” he said, pointing to the sheet in question, “will now be an added set of rules, since the guidebook clearly isn’t working well enough. Only I can write on this list. I will add to it whenever I see fit, and you will not complain.” Then, he had a thought. Maybe they just needed a reminder. “The list should stay short if you just use your common sense.”

He should have known it would never be that easy.

• You cannot put Kaminari—or any student, for that matter—in a cage.
• You cannot have a grill in the dorms. Where would you even put it?
• You cannot use Todoroki's fire side and a grate Yaomomo made so you can realize your fantasies of having a barbecue.
  • Just because Yamada-sensei said yes doesn't mean you should do it.
  • In fact, it probably means you shouldn't.
• When I said you couldn't use Todoroki's ice side to make a skating rink outside, I didn't mean you could do it inside. I know it's hot out, but now we might have to worry about mold.
• Don't let Midoriya off campus alone. He will encounter a villain.
• If Midoriya must leave campus, he must be accompanied by at least two others.
  • These people are banned from being either of those two people:
    1. Bakugou
    2. Todoroki
    3. Uraraka
• Don't ever ask Kaminari to turn off the lights. He might cause a blackout.
• Don't let Aoyama do the grocery shopping. He won't get anything but expensive cheeses.
• Bakugou is the only one allowed to cook dinners for the class.
• If you see Todoroki trying to put the electric kettle in the microwave to heat up the water, stop him.
  • We've lost so many microwaves and kettles, and you're starting to make Yaomomo nervous about her impact on the economy since she's replacing them for free.
• So, apparently, Midoriya can also cook.
• He's allowed in the kitchen with Bakugou.
  • Don't let them make curry. I think I burned my entire tongue out of my mouth last time they did. I couldn't feel anything for days.
    • Midoriya and Bakugou: if you want to make curry again, make two portions: your recipe from Dante's seventh circle, and a "milder" one for the rest of us mere mortals.
• Don't put Kaminari on dish duty. Electricity and water don't mix.
• Ashido: I don't care that you're resistant to your own acid, you can't put it in your baking experiments. That can't possibly be healthy.
  • What do you mean, "it's for science"?
• Tokoyami: please stop standing in the corner of the elevator facing the wall. I know that study, but it's making your classmates extremely nervous.
• Curfew is nine, in your rooms by ten, no exceptions.
  • If there is a villain attack someone was a part of that day, a group sleep over in the common room is acceptable.
  • Curfew is twelve on karaoke nights, but only if they happen no more than once a month.
• I don't want to be invited to the karaoke nights. If you invite me, I won't come.
  • It has come to my attention that the granite kitchen counter was shattered because karaoke night became so out of control. I will be sending Yamada-sensei to supervise any future events.
• Satou likes to stress-bake in the middle of the night. He is allowed to be out past curfew on the condition that I receive those cinnamon-coffee cookies on a biweekly basis.
  • Yes, that's bribery. I'm an Underground Hero. Deal with it.
• If Uraraka activates her quirk in her sleep and floats something extremely heavy or dangerous, don't start screaming. She will wake up and immediately start screaming as well, and usually release her quirk without thinking. In a battle between durable things and gravity, gravity will always win (see Granite Counter Incident).
• Shouji is allowed to help chop vegetables, but he cannot run the stove.
  • Actually, the following people are banned from the stove:
    1. Shouji
    2. Kaminari
    3. Ashido
    4. Sero
    5. Hagakure
    6. Tokoyami
    7. Uraraka
    8. Iida
  • Yes, that is still a hard rule, even when the microwave is broken.
    • Just ask Midoriya; he's always happy to help.
    • if Midoriya isn't free, subtly (or not so subtly, it works either way) imply that Bakugou can't do what you need, and he'll usually do it.
    • If neither of them are free, ask one of the other approved students.
      • If the reason neither Bakugou nor Midoriya are free is because they are fighting against school regulations, contact me immediately.
• Ladies, I'm so sorry about Mineta.
  • I've been trying to expel him all year, but his parents are on the Board of Directors.
  • If he does anything, please come to either me, Kayama-sensei, or another trusted teacher.
    • Don't go to All Might. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know how to do paperwork, and we need all the evidence we can get.
  • I will not be pairing him with any of you during training.
• It has come to my attention that Midoriya's notebooks are actually terrifying.
  • I know he shows them to you so he can help with your strengths and weaknesses, but we need to be nice to him. All the time.
    • He knows how to kill everyone here.
• Don't let Kirishima watch Buzzfeed Unsolved alone.
• If you need a hug, I've heard Shouji gives very good ones.
• Ojirou: if you want to practice martial arts, please go to one of the gyms. There have been three holes in the wall already this week from your tail and Ishiyama-sensei is starting to get tired of being dragged out here. It's only Tuesday.
  • Covering up said holes with Midoriya's All Might posters isn't fooling anyone. Just stop trying to do Muay Thai in the hallways and it will be fine.
• I'm confiscating the copy of Monopoly. There were too many casualties.
• Looking back, I realize that letting Yamada-sensei supervise karaoke nights was a flawed course of logic.
  • I will be supervising the next one. I will not sing. You can beg, you can cry, it won't change anything. In fact, it fuels my sadistic teacher side.
• Bakugou: it has come to my attention that you held a laundry seminar with the whole class on the third weekend after move-in when you realized that no one knew what they were doing, so thank you.
  • Kan in requesting you do the same for 1-B, as they are absolutely helpless. I'm trying to hold him off, but I'm afraid it's only a matter of time.
• When people from other classes come to ask Midoriya out, turn them away nicely. Don't make fun of them (Bakugou). I'm pretty sure it's his smile that attracts people like moths to a flame.
  • Don't let Midoriya see them. He still struggles with positive attention, and he has a very hard time telling people no.
  • Don't let Todoroki see them, either. I heard the last time you sent him to the door some poor Support student ended up in a twenty-foot glacier.
• Jirou is the only one allowed to play music in the common room, because everyone seems to like her playlists.
• The following people are prohibited from giving song suggestions to others on karaoke nights:
  1. Kaminari
  2. Tokoyami
     • If you want someone to perform those songs, do them yourself.
       • Midoriya is oblivious and pure and he will take your suggestions.
• I'm not sure where you've all been going the last few Sundays, but I will find out and I know it's somewhere on campus.
• If you want to go to the movies as a whole class, you must travel in groups of five. Any more and you're pretty much guaranteed a villain attack.
  • I don't know why anyone would think that attacking all twenty of you at once is a good idea, but you missed your movie and I was the one who had to deal with all the complaining.
  • It has come to my attention that Mineta is never invited on your trips to the movies. Understandable. Three groups of five and one group of four is acceptable.
• Don't put out mouse traps. We don't know for sure what animal the principal is, but in the event that he is even a little bit mouse, we don't want to offend him. It might inspire him to make human traps.
  • Midoriya has informed me that Principal Nedzu is most likely a stoat. Even still, don't use mouse traps. Stoats are still furry and small.
• I saw Asui and Ashido feeding a group of fifteen mice today when I came to grade your latest essays at the common room table. I know I said not to put out mouse traps, but we don't want to encourage this, either.
  • It has come to my attention that Kouda made a deal with the resident mice where in exchange for food and shelter, they will use the tiny litter box under the kitchen sink and won't go telling their mouse friends about this arrangement, so disregard the previous note.
    • You didn't hear this from me, but 1-B is really struggling with their mouse problem. Don't offer to help. I like watching Kan suffer.
• If any of you are ever injured, please go to Recovery Girl. If it's the middle of the night, come to me (I usually stay in the teachers' dorms, but check the room I have adjacent to the kitchen and common rooms first. Sometimes I crash there after patrol).
  • If I am currently on patrol, go to another trusted teacher.
    • The following teachers do not fall into the category above:
      1. All Might-sensei (he can barely take care of himself, don't go to him for help. Also, I don't trust him).
      2. Ectoplasm-sensei (he has prosthetic legs that he takes off at night. He could help you, but it would be very rude to make him go through the effort of putting them on).
      3. Kan-sensei (for two reasons: a. I don't trust him to not be an idiot, and b. he'll lord it over my head. If any of you go to him as anything but a last resort, I've failed you as a teacher. Also, I'll give you detention).
  • If the injury in question makes it hard to walk as well as happening at night, Midoriya is surprisingly knowledgable in first aid. So is Yaomomo. Whoever is closest should do the trick.
• Seriously, where are you guys going on Sundays? What are you doing?
  • You're starting to scare the other staff members.
• We tried playing Monopoly in the staff dorms, but your version of the game is missing all of the money.
  • Thirteen was very sad that we could not play. They were looking forward to Passing Go.
    • This morning the teachers received a ransom note for the missing Monopoly money. To whoever is holding the game money hostage: we will not be paying you 7,000 yen, as we do not make deals with terrorists.
      • You’re literally in Hero school.
• I know we taught Todoroki how to boil water properly a while ago, but apparently when he’s sleep deprived he falls back on old habits, so we lost yet another kettle and microwave.
  • You all had better get Yaomomo a really nice and thoughtful gift for her birthday.
• Work studies start this week, so for those of you missing school to intern with your respective heroes, I will be holding supplemental classes between 8:00 and 10:00 Monday-Thursday nights.
• I have finally expelled Mineta. You’re welcome. I’m sorry it took so long.
• It has come to my attention that the Faraday Cage was given to the Support Department, who have realized the extent of what Yaomomo can do.
  • As such, do not let Hatsume into the dorms. She might kidnap your Class President.
• Stop leaving all your unfolded clothing in the laundry room. Iida will fold it, and it’s not his job. They’re your clothes.
  • Disregard the last statement; apparently it helps with the mobility in the arm he injured during the Hosu Incident. He also finds it soothing.
• We have an intro to analysis unit approaching in Foundational Heroics. I will be teaching this segment without All Might. I don’t trust him. That being said, I don’t want any of you cheating by asking Midoriya for help.
  • Yes, that includes stealing his notebooks.
• Some of your classmates, namely Kirishima, Uraraka, Asui, Midoriya, and Yaomomo will be off campus for their work studies more often over the next two weeks. Don’t ask them about it. It’s classified.
• Uraraka: we know you have the Monopoly money. Give it back.
  • Lowering the ransom is not helping. In fact, it’s only implicating you further.
• It has come to my attention that for the past four months, you have been using your Sundays to build a massive treehouse in the Ground Omega forest. While it looks very impressive, I will be getting Ishiyama-sensei to make sure it’s structurally sound. If it isn’t, we’re tearing it down.
  • Update: it is apparently incredibly well-built. Yaomomo and Midoriya showed me the blueprints they drew up. Maybe I should be giving you more homework. You clearly have too much free time. Be glad Uraraka’s parents work in construction. I don’t think things would have gone as well otherwise.
• Uraraka: I know that Thirteen caved and that they paid the ransom money. Next time, I’ll just be giving you detention.
• When you get injured, don’t say that you’re “fine”.
  • If you broke your arm so badly the bone is sticking out of your forearm, you’re not “fine”.
    • Midoriya: this “fine” thing is something you’ve been doing all year. It’s starting to spread to your classmates. Stop.
• The raid for the students mentioned a while ago went well. There might be a new face around the dorms every now and then. Don’t swarm her. Don’t scare her. She’s six, traumatized, recovering, and her name is Eri. 
  • I believe you have more tact, but just in case: don’t mention her scars.
• The nightly tea hangouts to destress from school are acceptable. Don’t let Principal Nedzu find out. He’ll crash one and then keep coming back. Yaomomo makes very good tea, as we’re all aware.
  • In accordance with the note above, when I accept a mug of tea and sit with you, it’s not because I like you. The tea is just very high quality.
• No inviting Yamada-sensei to movie nights.
  • Especially if it’s Disney or a musical.
    • My ears will literally never recover.
• This thing where you say you’re “fine” when you’re clearly not has gotten out of hand. I’m making a Fine Jar. Every time you say you’re fine and you’re not, you have to pay the jar. No exceptions. (Mental health is applicable.)
• Hatsume was in the dorms playing Super Smash Bros with Kirishima when I arrived today. This is unacceptable. I don’t know what you lot gave her, but rest assured, I will find out.
• From now on, Homeroom and Law and Ethics classes the day after a karaoke night will be self-study. I will be taking Tylenol and a nap.
• Last night at two in the morning, Hagakure was stabbed in the stomach. She later told me it was an accident, which was the truth, but she also told me she did it herself when she slipped, which was a lie. I know she’s protecting at least one of you, but that’s not even the worst part.
• I arrived at the dorms after finishing my patrol at 4:30, and there was a sterile tent set up in the kitchen. I was not allowed in, but I could hear the noises. I was then told by the “Wall Brigade”, consisting of Shouji, Kirishima, Satou, and Ojirou, that they would not allow me to pass until I was showered and changed.
  
  • I have never showered so fast in my life.
• When I was back, I was given a face mask and hair covering. Inside the tent, Yaomomo, Midoriya, Jirou, and Bakugou were performing emergency surgery on their unconscious classmate. Need I remind you, that Hagakure is invisible. 
  • While using Jirou’s quirk to hear what was going on, and having Bakugou, who is known for watching reality tv medical dramas, commentate and give tips was innovative, I’m still completely baffled by why you didn’t just call for help.
  • I know Yaomomo and Midoriya are smart, but they aren’t doctors.
    • Please don't do this again. Please.
  • It doesn’t matter that she made a full recovery, medical school exists for a reason. 
    • Looking up blueprints so Yaomomo can make all the necessary machines only makes me feel slightly better.
    • I will now be investigating the possibility that you are all under the effects of some quirk, or that you are, in fact, just on crack.
• Shinsou Hitoshi is joining your class starting tomorrow.
  • I know he said he "wasn't here to make friends", but at least wait a couple days before siccing Midoriya and Kaminari on him.
    • And don't forget to show him The List. I refuse to explain it to him. It's embarrassing how long it's gotten.
      • You should all be embarrassed. This is embarrassing.
• The only person who got a passing grade on the last Law and Ethics essay was Yaomomo. I hope you felt the disappointment radiating from me as I graded them at the common room table.
• Dammit, I said to wait a couple days with the friendship batting.
• Congratulations, Jirou and Yaomomo, on becoming a couple. It was painful to watch. Never come to me for advice.
  • Although it is very exciting that you're now dating, do not kiss in class. I don't want to see that.
    • To everyone verbally cheering them on when they do the above: stop.
• You all have chosen to do a performance for the school festival. Good. Great. Don't ask me for help.
  • If you do ask me for help, I will pretend to not be able to hear you.
• No instruments or singing after ten.
• Shinsou has been added to the embarrassingly small list of people allowed to help cook dinner.
• Ladies: you need to stop referring to Shinsou as the "Better Purple Boi" or "Version 2.0". It's weird, and I don't like it.
  • Shinsou: stop encouraging them. I get it, you're friends now. You can stop.
• No more making bets with Uraraka. I think she's starting to go feral.
• Eri is really excited. Your performance had better be good, or I'm expelling all of you.
• I will not be commenting on the rumors that Yamada-sensei and I are married.
  • If you ask me again, I'll give you detention.
    • Washing dishes for 1-B.
      • Yeah, I'll go there. Don't test my patience.
• All of you let Midoriya go out to the store alone on the day of the festival and he had an altercation with that Gentle Criminal guy that does HeroTube videos. This is why we have rules in place. Trust the system.
• Eri smiled for the first time. It was precious. I'm attaching a picture to the left of The List.
  • Also, your performance wasn't awful.
• I used Midoriya's predictions on the Hero Billboard Charts when placing bets with Ms. Joke and won.
  • In completely unrelated news, we'll be having a pizza party Saturday night on me.
• Todoroki, we know your father sucks, but cheering for the Noumu was a bit extreme, don't you think?
  • I have just been made aware of the full situation concerning the Todoroki family, and I will be asking Nedzu to get the Management Department to destroy his image. Kayama-sensei has a third year homeroom, and I'm sure she'll be happy to help.
    • #boycottEndeavor
• You have quite a few important tests coming up. Stay on top of your work.
• I'm aware that you all learned JSL so you could understand and communicate with Kouda, but making a new, secret language that only the class knows is unacceptable.
  • I will not punish you if you also teach me this secret code language.
• We have joint training with 1-B next week. Do your best :)
  • I've been told the smiley face is making you feel threatened. Good :)
• Maijima-sensei has told me that Hatsume suddenly has access to vials of nitroglycerin, as well as multiple expensive materials that he did not approve an order for. I know it was you. Don't let it happen again.
• In retaliation to Kan's biased commentating during joint training, I'm giving you my blessing to use The Language in biology class.
  • It has come to my attention that Todoroki has a podcast.
    • Shinsou is not my secret love child. I'm thirty-one.
    • If All Might was Midoriya's father, he wouldn't shut up about it.
      • To clear up any confusion, it's All Might that wouldn't shut up.
• Kan has approached me about your use of The Language in his class. Keep up the good work.
• Bakugou and Todoroki got their Provisional Licenses today. I'm pushing curfew back by one hour so you can celebrate.
  • I will not give you more time. It's my day off patrol and I want to go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
• You're all going to Nabu island for the Hero Recommendation Project. Yaomomo has made a packing list. Don't be stupid. There's a low crime rate, but I'm still only 67% sure none of you has a Danger Attraction Quirk, so I don't like our odds.
  • No, I will not be allowed to come.
    • The HPSC says so.
    • I don't like it either. Stay safe.
• We'll continue with classes as usual when you return. Don't slack off.

Shouta sighed as he put down the pen after adding the latest note. The List was so long now that he was on the eleventh page.

It may have been excessive, but Shouta really did care about this class.

He just hoped his gut feeling about Nabu Island was wrong. It probably was. He was probably being paranoid.