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Groupchat: The Wright Anything Friendgroup
Members:
Apollo Justice (AJwithaPayday)
Clay Terran (NASAGeek)
Pearl Fey (Pearlintheshell)
Trucy Wright (MagicalGirlMinuki)
Vera Misham (TheArtinHeart)
Thursday, 7:03 PM
[AJwithaPayday]
Omg guys
[AJwithaPayday]
Mr. Wright and Mr. Edgeworth are such a weird couple.
[NASAGeek]
lol what makes you say that?
[AJwithaPayday]
I was going to the teacher’s lounge to talk to Mr. Powers about PE and stuff
[AJwithaPayday]
And then I saw Mr. Edgeworth and Mr. Wright holding hands.
[AJwithaPayday]
Mr. Edgeworth blushed and said “PDA at work? How bold Wright.”
[AJwithaPayday]
Like ??????
[AJwithaPayday]
HOW is that PDA?
[Pearlintheshell]
awww that’s so cute!
[NASAGeek]
that
[NASAGeek]
is hilarious
[NASAGeek]
mr edgeworth is such a prude lmao
[NASAGeek]
not as much of a prude as ms. von karma is with ms. fey tho lol
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Yeah Uncle Miles is like that sometimes
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
I have no clue how Daddy deals with it lol
[TheArtinHeart]
I mean tbf
[TheArtinHeart]
Hold handing is very intimate
[AJwithaPayday]
I-
[AJwithaPayday]
Vera no offense but you’re socially inept.
[AJwithaPayday]
You literally draw emojis on your sketchbook to express your emotions.
[AJwithaPayday]
So I don’t exactly trust you about relationships.
[TheArtinHeart]
:/
[TheArtinHeart]
Im not socially inept…
[TheArtinHeart]
Im just socially challenged
[AJwithaPayday]
Uh???
[AJwithaPayday]
Same thing???
[NASAGeek]
stop bullying the poor girl pollo
[MagicalGirl]
Yeah stop bullying her Polly!!!
[TheArtinHeart]
Thank you Clay and Trucy :)
[AJwithaPayday]
???
[AJwithaPayday]
Ok, where is this energy when you guys bully me???
[AJwithaPayday]
ESPECIALLY when it’s about my love life?????
[NASAGeek]
its different pollo
[NASAGeek]
youre fun to tease
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Stop being so easy to fluster and maybe we wouldn’t tease you so much
[AJwithaPayday]
Bruh.
[AJwithaPayday]
I hate all of you.
[Pearlintheshell]
:c
[AJwithaPayday]
Except you, Pearl.
[AJwithaPayday]
You don’t bully me.
[Pearlintheshell]
c:
[NASAGeek]
geez, favoritism much pollo?
[TheArtinHeart]
How about me Apollo?
[AJwithaPayday]
Sigh.
[AJwithaPayday]
I don’t hate you too.
[TheArtinHeart]
:D
[AJwithaPayday]
You two don’t poke your nose into my love life.
[AJwithaPayday]
Unlike SOME people.
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
SPEAKING of Polly’s love life…
[AJwithaPayday]
Oh god.
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Guess who I saw flirting with Polly earlier this morning on the way to homeroom? 👀
[Pearlintheshell]
:O
[Pearlintheshell]
who was it?
[NASAGeek]
OOOOH
[NASAGeek]
SPILL THE TEA SIS!!!!
[AJwithaPayday]
OMFG TRUCY WRIGHT DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE!!!!
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Oh, I WILL dare
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
It was Klavier!
[AJwithaPayday]
I HATE ALL OF YOU!
[NASAGeek]
OMG
[NASAGeek]
the guy pollo had a crush on at the start of the school year???
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Yup! That Klavier!
[AJwithaPayday]
I did NOT have a crush on him!
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Polly, every time Klavier talks to you your brain literally short circuits
[NASAGeek]
just admit the truth, pollo
[AJwithaPayday]
I DON’T HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM!
[NASAGeek]
k keep lying lmao
[Pearlintheshell]
oooh!
[Pearlintheshell]
apollo has a crush on klavier gavin right?
[AJwithaPayday]
I DO NOT!
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Yup!
[Pearlintheshell]
klavier is really nice from what i remember
[TheArtinHeart]
Hes a little flirty tho
[TheArtinHeart]
He even flirts with me
[AJwithaPayday]
He was NOT flirting!
[AJwithaPayday]
He was just asking me about some homework for science class.
[AJwithaPayday]
Nothing more and nothing less!
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Then why was your face beet red huh Polly?
[AJwithaPayday]
Because it was hot when it happened!
[NASAGeek]
bow chicka wow wow
[AJwithaPayday]
NOT THAT KIND OF HOT YOU PERVERT!!!
[NASAGeek]
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
[TheArtinHeart]
Lol I mean they have a point
[AJwithaPayday]
VERA NOT YOU TOO!
[AJwithaPayday]
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE!
[TheArtinHeart]
Well…
[TheArtinHeart]
Youre acting kinda sus tbh
[NASAGeek]
LMFAOOOO
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[Pearlintheshell]
i dont get it.
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Among Us Pearly
[Pearlintheshell]
ohhh i get it now
[Pearlintheshell]
funny joke vera!
[AJwithaPayday]
Why am I friends with any of you.
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Because if you ever left we’d have to kill you
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
You know too much about us
[Pearlintheshell]
yeah
[Pearlintheshell]
if you ever left us id cry and send mom on you
[TheArtinHeart]
Same
[TheArtinHeart]
Without the sending my mom after you part
[TheArtinHeart]
Which isnt hard cause my moms dead lol
[AJwithaPayday]
I-
[AJwithaPayday]
I’m scared.
[NASAGeek]
theyre joking pollo
[NASAGeek]
right guys?
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
:)
[Pearlintheshell]
:)
[NASAGeek]
oookaaay then theyre not joking
[NASAGeek]
ill protect you from their wrath apollo, don’t worry
[TheArtinHeart]
Im joking
[NASAGeek]
thank you vera
[NASAGeek]
see? youll be fine
[NASAGeek]
…
[NASAGeek]
apollo?
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
He’s dead, we killed him…
[Pearlintheshell]
oh no
[NASAGeek]
shit
[TheArtinHeart]
Oh dear
[TheArtinHeart]
We better start planning his funeral
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
What flowers should we get?
[NASAGeek]
idk??? chrysanthemums i guess???
[Pearlintheshell]
dahlias or irises would be nice
[TheArtinHeart]
Pearls youre only saying that cuz its the name of your sisters
[Pearlintheshell]
heh, maybe…
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Forget me nots would be nice
[NASAGeek]
yea lets go with that
[AJwithaPayday]
K I’m back don’t worry.
[AJwithaPayday]
Apparently I screamed so loud that my dad heard and he came up to my room.
[AJwithaPayday]
He thought I was getting murdered or something.
[NASAGeek]
loooool
[TheArtinHeart]
I mean I dont blame Mr. Jove
[TheArtinHeart]
You scream really loud
[AJwithaPayday]
Ok I read back and you guys were already planning my funeral???
[AJwithaPayday]
What the heck???
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Enough about the funeral
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Lets talk about the wedding!
[AJwithaPayday]
I-
[AJwithaPayday]
HUH???
[NASAGeek]
well he didnt say no
[AJwithaPayday]
No.
[NASAGeek]
there it is
[Pearlintheshell]
can i be the flower girl?
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Ofc Pearls!
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
And I’ll be the bridesmaid
[TheArtinHeart]
Ill be the wedding photographer
[TheArtinHeart]
I need to work on my photography
[NASAGeek]
i better be the best man pollo
[AJwithaPayday]
I already said no though??? No marrying Klavier???
[NASAGeek]
who said anything about klavier?
[AJwithaPayday]
I just assumed?
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Why’d you assume? 👀
[AJwithaPayday]
…
[AJwithaPayday]
I’m gonna go study.
[AJwithaPayday]
Bye.
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Bye Polly!
[NASAGeek]
bye apollo!
[Pearlintheshell]
bye!!!!
[TheArtinHeart]
Goodbye!
[NASAGeek]
now that hes gone
[NASAGeek]
we totally have to set up him and klavier together
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Omg
[MagicalGirlMinuki]
Amazing idea
[Pearlintheshell]
lets do it!
[TheArtinHeart]
Im down
[AJwithaPayday]
GUYS!
Groupchat: Gavinners OFFICIAL!
Members:
Ema Skye (EmakinSkyewalker)
Daryan Crescend (Sharknado)
Klavier Gavin (LegallyPianoMan)
Machi Tobaye (ArpeggioPianist)
Wocky Kitaki (PockyLover)
Thursday, 7:06 PM
[Sharknado]
Yo guess who I saw flirting with his crush of two years now lmao
[EmakinSkyewalker]
It ain’t me cause it’s a he and not a she.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
I’m guessing it’s the fop?
[Sharknado]
You are correct on that guess.
[PockyLover]
man i dont understand why klav doesnt just ask him out
[PockyLover]
i did with alita and look at us now
[PockyLover]
the perfect couple
[EmakinSkyewalker]
I’m pretty sure she’s just dating you cause you’re rich lol.
[PockyLover]
man tf
[PockyLover]
ur just jealous that ur alone and single
[EmakinSkyewalker]
I’d rather be single than be with a gold digger.
[Sharknado]
That gold digger is gonna do a lot of digging if they date you Ema
[EmakinSkyewalker]
I hate you.
[Sharknado]
The feeling is mutual
[ArpeggioPianist]
Why are you fighting?
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Oh hey Machi.
[ArpeggioPianist]
Hi Emma.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
You still using Google Translate eh?
[ArpeggioPianist]
Yes.
[ArpeggioPianist]
Sorry, my English is not very good.
[PockyLover]
man u dont have to say sorry
[PockyLover]
we get it
[Sharknado]
Yeah dw, we totally get it dude.
[Sharknado]
Youre new here and you never learned english back at borginia
[Sharknado]
The fact that you can even understand us without learning english is amazing
[ArpeggioPianist]
Thanks.
[ArpeggioPianist]
Where is Klavier?
[ArpeggioPianist]
He usually opposed Apollo completely.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
I think what you were trying to say got lost in translation Machi.
[ArpeggioPianist]
He usually defends himself against Apollo.
[Sharknado]
Still not it
[PockyLover]
i think he means klav gets defensive about apollo
[ArpeggioPianist]
Yes, that’s it.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Ohhh, okay.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Yeah, where is the fop?
[Sharknado]
Probs on his guitar or something
[ArpeggioPianist]
Maybe he's doing homework?
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Lmao.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
The fop? Doing homework? As if.
[PockyLover]
maybe he’s in the sewers looking for someone wholl finally love him
[EmakinSkyewalker]
OH SNAP!
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Wocky I love you.
[PockyLover]
thanks lol
[EmakinSkyewalker]
@LegallyPianoMan HEY FOP WE’RE TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU!
[LegallyPianoMan]
Ach, pleasant as ever Fraulein.
[ArpeggioPianist]
What did you doing, Klavier?
[LegallyPianoMan]
If you must know, I was doing my history homework.
[LegallyPianoMan]
Because I’m responsible.
[ArpeggioPianist]
I was right!
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Not responsible enough to ignore us lmao.
[LegallyPianoMan]
I’m just taking a break.
[LegallyPianoMan]
Now why’d you notify me again?
[Sharknado]
We were talking about Apollo
[Sharknado]
And your huge crush on him
[LegallyPianoMan]
Huh?
[LegallyPianoMan]
I don’t have a crush on him though?
[LegallyPianoMan]
Like, not at all.
[LegallyPianoMan]
Nope.
[LegallyPianoMan]
Don’t have a crush on him.
[ArpeggioPianist]
See? He becomes defensive.
[PockyLover]
man ur more transparent than a block of transparent wood
[LegallyPianoMan]
That’s a thing?
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Yeah it is.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
There’s a whole youtube video of some guy making some.
[LegallyPianoMan]
Oh.
[LegallyPianoMan]
But I still don’t have a crush on Herr Forehead.
[PockyLover]
u literally have an endearing pet name for him
[PockyLover]
id say that means u like him.
[LegallyPianoMan]
So?
[LegallyPianoMan]
I call Fraulein Skye Fraulein Brille sometimes.
[LegallyPianoMan]
Does that mean I like her?
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Ew.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Just the thought of that makes me wanna barf.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Don’t ever say that again.
[Sharknado]
Here’s the thing Klav
[Sharknado]
You have nicknames for us cause we’re your friends
[Sharknado]
But Apollo isn’t your friend, yet you still give him a nickname
[LegallyPianoMan]
Ouch.
[LegallyPianoMan]
I consider us to be friends, thank you very much.
[PockyLover]
well…
[PockyLover]
hes got a point man
[PockyLover]
u barely know the guy but u lovingly call him herr forehead
[LegallyPianoMan]
I only do that to tease him.
[LegallyPianoMan]
He always gets all flustered whenever I call him that.
[LegallyPianoMan]
It’s cute.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Claims he doesn’t have a crush on Apollo
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Proceeds to call him cute
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Ok lmao
[ArpeggioPianist]
They have a point, Klavier
[LegallyPianoMan]
Ach, why do you all care about my love life all of a sudden?
[Sharknado]
Cause we’re your friends, Klav.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
And it’s hilarious.
[Sharknado]
That too.
[LegallyPianoMan]
I still don’t like him.
[PockyLover]
MAN shut ur trap
[PockyLover]
u obviously do
[LegallyPianoMan]
I don’t have a crush on him.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Fop you literally talked about him to me for 3 hours once.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
3 FUCKING HOURS.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
That’s 3 hours too many talking about someone who “you don’t like.”
[Sharknado]
Geez admitting a crush isn’t that hard
[EmakinSkyewalker]
For that arrogant fop? It’s a herculean feat lmao.
[LegallyPianoMan]
Thank you, Fraulein.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
I wasn’t complimenting you.
[LegallyPianoMan]
I was being sarcastic, Fraulein.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Oh.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
I didn’t know you knew how to be sarcastic.
[Sharknado]
He probs got it from you Ema
[PockyLover]
he definitely did lmao
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Well least I know that the fop can actually learn.
[ArpeggioPianist]
Stop bullying Klavier, guys.
[LegallyPianoMan]
Thank you, Machi.
[LegallyPianoMan]
And I’m not being sarcastic this time.
[ArpeggioPianist]
He may be proud, but that does not mean we should bully him.
[LegallyPianoMan]
Wow, thanks.
[LegallyPianoMan]
Now it’s sarcastic.
[Sharknado]
Machi, PM
[ArpeggioPianist]
Did you write me a private message?
[Sharknado]
Ya I did
[ArpeggioPianist]
Let me check it.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
I wonder what they’re talking about.
[PockyLover]
dunno man
[ArpeggioPianist]
Do you have a crush on Apollo, Klavier?
[PockyLover]
ohhh
[PockyLover]
dats cold man
[LegallyPianoMan]
…
[Sharknado]
Go on, lie to his face. I dare you
[LegallyPianoMan]
You are cruel.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Be right back I’m gonna get some popcorn.
[PockyLover]
lmaoooo
[LegallyPianoMan]
Fine.
[LegallyPianoMan]
Ich schwärme für ihn.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
???
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Who here knows German.
[PockyLover]
not me
[PockyLover]
i only know japanese
[Sharknado]
Not me either
[ArpeggioPianist]
I will use Google Translate.
[ArpeggioPianist]
It means “I have a crush on him.”
[Sharknado]
Then why didn’t he just say it in english??
[EmakinSkyewalker]
You know the fop.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Too prideful for his own good.
[LegallyPianoMan]
I regret this.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Lmao.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
You know fop, you should actually do something about your crush.
[Sharknado]
He’s got a point, Klav
[Sharknado]
You can’t just pine for the guy forever
[PockyLover]
thats what hes been doing for the past 2 years lmao
[LegallyPianoMan]
But I already flirt with him.
[LegallyPianoMan]
Isn’t that enough?
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Fop, I’m going to say this in the meanest way possible.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
The guy probably already thinks that you flirt with anything that walks.
[ArpeggioPianist]
You have a flirtatious fame…
[LegallyPianoMan]
Then what am I supposed to do then?
[PockyLover]
idk, actually tell him?
[Sharknado]
For once I agree with Wocky
[Sharknado]
You should just tell the guy how you feel.
[LegallyPianoMan]
I wish it were that easy.
[PockyLover]
it is tho???
[PockyLover]
just walk up to him and say “I like you”
[PockyLover]
simple
[EmakinSkyewalker]
You’re usually really bold with your crushes, what’s so different about Apollo?
[LegallyPianoMan]
Admittedly, I don’t know.
[LegallyPianoMan]
There’s just something about Herr Forehead that’s different…
[LegallyPianoMan]
I don’t wanna mess up my chance with him.
[Sharknado]
We can help you, you know
[LegallyPianoMan]
Nein, there is no need.
[LegallyPianoMan]
I may gather up the courage one day.
[LegallyPianoMan]
But not today.
[PockyLover]
thats a bummer man
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Yeah, the fop is a coward.
[LegallyPianoMan]
Well, I’m going back to my homework.
[LegallyPianoMan]
Auf Wiedersehen, everyone.
[ArpeggioPianist]
Goodbye.
[Sharknado]
Bye Klav.
[PockyLover]
bye man
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Bye fop, hope to see you never.
[LegallyPianoMan]
Don’t count on it, Fraulein.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Eugh.
[Sharknado]
You know Ema, if you hate him so much why do you stay here?
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Ehh.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
I’m just kidding most of the time.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
The fop is a good friend.
[LegallyPianoMan]
Awww, the Fraulein actually cares about me.
[EmakinSkyewalker]
Oh shut up, fop.