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the party (taylor’s ver.)
8:15 AM
little red: which one you fuckers has the math homework
willow: wow max!!!! good morning to you too, you beautiful ray of sunshine :)
18 wheeler: fuck off max
ellie: michael????
18 wheeler: i mean uhm. no max i don’t have it
look-yas: i have it max. and apparently i’m the only one here who cares about you.
cropduster: goofy simp head ass
look-yas: fuck off dustin
little red: can we stop jibberin and start telling me what the fuckinf cosine of 45 is
18 wheeler: fuckinf
little red: like actually die except i’m being serious
18 wheeler: love u too maxie
little red: WILL
willow: michael leave max alone
18 wheeler: lame.
PRIVATE MESSAGE between dustin :) and lucas :)
2:50 PM
dustin :): now that you’ve quit the basketball team can we finally join knitting club?
lucas :): dustin we aren’t joining knitting club
dustin :): and why the fuck not?
lucas :): because we’ve got hellfire in 20, and you’re gonna run yourself in the ground if you join another club. cmon i’ll be at your house in 5.
dustin :): i’m in love with you.
lucas :): calm down there kid it’s just a ride
dustin :): jk dude god take a joke u weirdo
lucas :): [deep, suffered, agonized sigh]
dustin :): [kicks feet]
the mid afternoon snack club
3:15 PM
the rebel: there are children in my apartment.
the nerd: out of context that sounds absolutely horrifying.
the jock: have you fed them?
the rebel: you have to feed them?
the recluse: eddie-
the rebel: IM JOKING GOD
the princess: you could’ve had me fooled, champ.
the rebel: thanks dad
the princess: anytime son! :)
the nerd: i miss max and will. so. i’m coming over.
the jock: you two being neighbors always throws me.
the nerd: are u jealous?
the jock: pffft no.
the jock: what?
the jock: shut up.
the jock: i’m not.
the rebel: there are now children and robin in my home.
the jock: don’t feed robin. she’ll turn into a monster and start biting your ankles.
the recluse: real.
the princess: real.
the nerd: real.
PRIVATE MESSAGE between edward and steven
3:34 PM
edward: hey man you’re always welcome. at my place. if you do wanna come hang.
steven: no no eddie it’s fine i was joking lmao
edward: oh well
edward: offer still stands.
steven: oh
steven: okay? can i come over in like 2 hours? i’m kinda at work rn
edward: i mean. it’ll just be us since the little shits have plans this evening apparently but yeah? if you’re cool with that?
steven: i’m cool with that .
edward: cool.