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“Yep, and we’ve arrived at why I’m so out of it today,” Steve admits. Eddie’s eyebrows shoot up in amusement and he gestures for Steve to continue. “I came into work today with a plan, right? I was gonna march into the Adult section and get a tape and finally know, right? But when I checked, it turns out we don’t carry any gay pornos! Shocker, I know.”
“Really?” Eddie asks. “Not one?”
“Nope. Family Video, you know, we only carry good Christian pornos of men brutalizing women in here.”
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Steve is in the middle of a sexuality crisis when Eddie walks into Family Video with an offer he can't refuse.