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A.Ham created a groupchat.
A.Ham added lalalalaurens, laffytaffy, MULLIGAN, literallymother, A.Burr, jefferson. , scarysis, JamesM, cherryred, and PEGGYY( ^ω^ ).
A.Burr :
What is this Hamilton?
PEGGYY( ^ω^ ) :
yeah. and im very VERY offended that i was added last.
also u ruined my goddamn project sekai game alex square upᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
A.Ham :
I apologize for ruining your game, Peggy. Although I dont quite know what it is.
jefferson. :
who are these people wtf
PEGGYY( ^ω^ ) :
OOOO introductions
im margarita schuyler but everyone calls me peggy !!
im 18, pan, she/they, and im the coolest person ever:3
literallymother :
Hi! Im Elizabeth Schuyler, middle sister of the Schuylers!
Im 20, Bi, She/her, and I love my plants almost as much as my sisters lol
I pretty much used Peggys introduction as an example.
Oh also im dating @cherryred
A.Ham :
Hello, Im Alexander Hamilton. I created this groupchat as a way to have easy communication between us about school related topics.
Im 19, He/Him, and I'm studying law and mathematics.
jefferson. :
alr stop w the introductions ya'll are blowing up my phone
cherryred :
"ya'll"
jefferson. :
who tf are you
wait
no dont give an intro
please
cherryred :
helloooo im maria reynolds, pronounced "MARIAH" (nobody gets it right)
im 21, she/her, lesbian, dating eliza, and red is the best
jefferson. :
what did i just say.
whatever
im thomas jefferson, 23, dating madison and
ok im lazy i give up
PEGGYY( ^ω^ ) :
ok ik im the one who asked for intros but
pls shut tf up u guys r blowing up my notifs
jefferson. :
thank u omg
PEGGYY( ^ω^ ) :
who tf are u
jefferson :
was my introduction for nothing what
PEGGYY( ^ω^ ) :
i cant read
lalalalaurens :
i rly hope thats a joke.
PEGGYY( ^ω^ ) :
what do u fucking think
literallymother :
Peggy! language.
PEGGYY( ^ω^ ) :
(◉⌓◉')
laffytaffy :
u amearicans are so strange.
MULLIGAN :
its americans, laf
JamesM :
Im pretty sure we all atleast know of eachother already.
MULLIGAN :
this groupchat is dry as fuck
literallymother :
😡
cherryred :
hon i hate to break it to you but ur literally the most non-threatening person ever.
lalalalaurens :
nah do u remember that one time in highschool
when she broke someones arm for threatening her sister
cherryred :
oh shit u rite
MULLIGAN :
oh my god yes
A.Burr :
Alexander, I believe this groupchat has strayed away from its intended purpose
A.Ham :
You're right.
PEGGYY( ^ω^ ) :
matching usernames ?? ;)
A.Burr :
If you're suggesting what I believe you are, not at all.
Im straight and have a girlfriend.
A.Ham :
We aren't matching usernames, Burr just copied mine.
A.Burr :
Alex, I really do not want to get into this topic once again.
We have discussed it many times, I did not copy your username. We simply had the same idea
A.Ham :
Alright copier.
A.Burr :
*Sigh.*
lalalalaurens :
uhm
guys
im
stuck in a tree
scarysis :
what the fuck
literallymother :
this is the only time swearing is condoned.
jefferson. :
how in the everliving fuck
laffytaffy :
that is a very funny image inside of my brain.
désolé, i mean mental image
:(
A.Ham :
How, John?
lalalalaurens :
there was a dog
OH
OH FUCKDH
IRS BACK
ION ACARED AH
SOME1 SAV EME
MULLIGAN :
LMAOO
im not going
laffytaffy :
me neither
i am enjoying very much
lalalalaurens :
HELP ME THIS ISNT FUNSSJDJD
JES FUCKING HITGNG THENTREE
jefferson. :
nobody save him this is the best fucking thing to happen in this groupchat so far
literallymother :
i give up on reminding others of their language.
A.Ham :
John dont worry, i'll save you.
Where are you?
PEGGYY( ^ω^ ) :
NOOO BOOO FUCK U FUCK U FUCK UUUU ALEX
LEAVE HIM
lalalalaurens :
STFU PEGGY
IM IN THE TREE NEAR THE WATER FOUNTAIN
PLS HURRY ALEX
A.Ham :
I'm on my way.
PEGGYY( ^ω^ ) :
g to the a to the y
cherryred :
omg u see it too
PEGGYY( ^ω^ ) :
rite ?
lalalalaurens :
omg im saved
by a knight in shining armor (alexander hamilton)
thankssssss alexx
every1 else can fuck themslevew for saying to leave me.
A.Ham :
No problem, John.
:)
lalalalaurens :
:)
PEGGYY( ^ω^ ) :
gay
cherryred :
gay
MULLIGAN :
gay
jefferson. :
gay
JamesM :
Gay?
literallymother :
Gay.
scarysis :
gay.
laffytaffy :
gay :)
A.Burr :
Even I can admit that's pretty gay.
lalalalaurens :
die
all of u
A.Ham :
Mhm.
Especially Burr