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It’s just… He just cannot fathom why these people are chomping at the bit to pay real money to spend time with him, Robert Gadling, a former fuck-up who just barely made it out alive, whose entire career has been pretty much this one reality TV show, who got himself permanently fucked in the head by one relationship in university… just… why?
And yet, despite all this, he stands on the stage and looks up at the screen and sees the current bid for going to dinner and a show with him… and what the actual fuck he is almost fetching as much money as the bloody pop star who was new to the judges’ panel this season! The kid is twelve years his junior! He is a runway model! He has a top-ten hit out there racking up plays on Spotify right now. He is legitimately famous and yet Hob’s ravenous fans are still giving the dancer-turned-model-turned-singer a run for his literal money.
What even is his life?
