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    Mori Ougai had worked hard to earn his position as head of the Port Mafia, and he ruled with absolute authority. And, like any other who wielded absolute power, he was not someone to take an affront lightly. He was even less inclined to forgive and forget when the affront was committed by a spandex-clad man who claimed to fight for peace above all else. So, when he found himself dangling by the collar at the hands of Japan’s Number One Idiot during what should have been a routine meeting, he couldn’t help but laugh.

    Finally. Something he could work with.

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    Chuuya had done a lot of batshit crazy things in his life–he’d taken out entire rival gangs with just Dazai at his side, he’d been betrayed by the people closest to him, and he’d even risen to be one of the most influential members of the Port Mafia before he even turned 16. But nothing could have prepared him for his next mission. A pro-hero? UA student? Him? And that bandaged freak was going to? What has the world come to?

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    Or Mori is attacked, so Soukoku is forced to go to UA, and Dazai wields emoticons like verbal nukes

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    Updated irregularly
    (12/12/2025) Updating chapters 3/14 finished

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