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DMS - Gabriel and Marinette
Marinette: I can’t do this.
Gabriel: Yes, you can. You’re Ladybug.
Gabriel: You're a powerful holder.
Marinette: Is this a pep talk?
Gabriel: Yes, Nathalie gave me one earlier.
Marinette: I’m not even ladybug anymore?
Gabriel: They're really good at this sort of thing, Nathalie and Adrien.
Marinette: you're not
Gabriel: I know.
Gabriel: I have more finer skills when it comes to insults.
Marinette: I'd go to Chloe
Gabriel: Then what am I here for?
Marinette: the bad pancakes
Gabriel: I’ll have you know Tom says I’m getting better.
Marinette: sure, I believe you
Gabriel: No, you don’t.
Marinette: no, I don’t
Marinette: which also reminds me, the blue jar was salt, not sugar
Gabriel: That’s where I messed up!
Gabriel: It’s starting. Let’s talk about this later.
Marinette: remember to credit Nathalie in your speech (if you have one that is)
Gabriel: Of course I will.
Marinette: do you think they'll like my designs?
Gabriel: They will.
Gabriel: If they don’t, their opinions don't matter.
Marinette: taking a page out of Chloe's book?
Gabriel: Do consider my offer of joining the family business.
Marinette: this is ridiculous
Marinette: tell me you don’t want to attend the meetings without telling me you don’t want to attend the meetings
Gabriel: One day.
Group chat
Adrien: Why are Mari and dad on the phone right now?
Nathalie: Why must I manage everything around here?
Marinette: sorry Nathalie, I was telling him the blue jar is salt
Nathalie: This, is why I tell you not to eat whatever he’s baking.
Gabriel: I am getting better!
Adrien: I wouldn't know how it tastes if i don't try it out.
Adrien: Besides, Tom says everyone improves eventually.
Chloe: All three of you, off the phones right this instant! Get this show started already!
Alya: that's what's taking so long
Master fu: I hope this does not suck as much as I expect it to.
Marinette: suck?
Master fu: I’m not talking about you.
Gabriel: Excuse me?
Master fu: Can you blame me? I mean, look at what you’re wearing!
Gabriel: Since when do you know anything about fashion?
Master fu: Since Chloe has been kind enough to tell me the difference.
Gabriel: You old senile person.
Master fu: Not old.
Master fu: It’s called being vintage.
Gabriel: What is Chloe teaching you?
Chloe: That was not me
DMS - Gabriel and Marinette
Marinette: see the cameras?
Marinette: they’re asking me to say something
Gabriel: I wasn’t aware you liked giving interviews. On the contrary, I thought you hated them.
Marinette: that’s not what I
Marinette: what if I credit Nathalie?
Marinette: what was it you said again when we were at the movie premiere
Marinette: oh yes ‘ that’s my future daughter-in-law’
Marinette: I wonder if I should refer to Nathalie in a similar fashion
Marinette: hmm?
Marinette: ‘ It’s my future mother-in-law that deserves most of the credit’
Gabriel: I know I tormented you a little with the daughter-in-law thing back when you didn't know about each other’s feelings but it doesn't mean you should do this.
Marinette: ha! you reap what you sow
Gabriel: I cannot even send an akuma to express my frustration.
Marinette: karma, isn't it sweet?
Gabriel: Very.
Group chat
Gabriel: What a loss it is to the world, to not be able to experience akumas anymore.
Gabriel: Such a joy they were.
Gabriel: I miss the rush of adrenaline.
Alya: I think you should be lucky you’re not in prison right now
Gabriel: Please, I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing those prison clothes.
Adrien: THAT’S what you care about?
Marinette: I have to agree with him
Chloe: Completely. That stopped me too.
Adrien: From what?
Adrien: Chloe?
Adrien: Don't you think you guys should re-evaluate your priorities?
Nino: yeah
Nino: the prison food is said to be bad too
Adrien: No, that is not what I meant.
Agreste mansion, foyer camera footage
17:09
[Marinette] Just trust me!
[Nathalie] I do. I just want to make sure you’re sure about this, right?
[Marinette] Yes.
[Nathalie] He hates celebrating birthdays.
[Marinette] That’s the point.
[Marinette] Tell me, Nathalie. When was the last time you celebrated his birthday?
[Nathalie] I can’t remember. We would cut a cake and call it a day.
[Marinette] We’re celebrating this birthday and every birthday after this!
[Marinette] He keeps complaining about not liking things he’s never even tried!
[Adrien] That is true.
[Marinette] When are the other’s arriving?
[Adrien] They’re at the mansion gate. Give them couple of minutes.
[Marinette] Okay. Help me put up this happy birthday banner.
[Adrien] Ok, one-
[Nathalie] You called his parents?!
[Marinette] Oh, yes, I did.
[Nathalie] No, you’re-he’s not on good terms-
[Marinette] I know.
[Nathalie] You know? And yet you called them?
[Marinette] Nathalie, trust me.
[Adrien] This strangely feels like a payback.
[Marinette] Oh yes, for akumatizing my grandparents. Take that.
[Adrien] Oh kwamis, you invited Felix!
[Marinette] What? No, I didn’t.
[Nathalie] Then who was it?
[Marinette] Why would I invite Felix?
[Chloe] Sweet Karma.
[Marinette] Chloe!
[Chloe] Yes. Yes. I’m brilliant.
[Nathalie] Chloe.
[Chloe] Look, I hate the fact that’s he’s here as much as the other guy.
[Nino] I’m assuming the other guy is Marinette.
[Gabriella] Oh, Nathalie! You must be Nathalie, right?
[Nathalie] Yes, that’s-yes. Welcome.
[Felix] Chloe.
[Chloe] Felix.
[Felix] And you.
[Marinette] You.
[Adrien] I think we should get back to decorating.
[Nino] Do you want to hear the mix? I made it just for your old man.
[Alya] Why do I feel like he’s going to hate this?
[Marinette] Trust me, it’s a legit idea!
[Tom and Sabine enter the dining room]
[Tom] I bought the croissants Gabriel baked!
[Chloe] None of us are going to enjoy this.
[Nino] We’re not going to be alive to enjoy this.
[Marinette] Fuck, this was a bad idea.
Agreste mansion, foyer camera footage
17:39
[Gabriel] Nathalie, I can’t believe you sent me to meet the investors on my birthday.
[Gabriel] Not that it’s any special but couldn't it have been another day?
[Gabriel] Nathalie…?
[Gabriel opens the doors to the dining room, the lights of the room switch on.]
[Everyone] Happy birthday!
[Gabriel] Oh.
DMS - Gabriel and Marinette
Marinette: aren’t those your parents?
Marinette: you were talking to your parents
Gabriel: Hello, ego.
Marinette: you suck
Gabriel: Everything you said will be held against you.
Marinette: jokes on you, it means you pay attention to what I say
Gabriel: Jokes on you, it helped me.
Marinette: jokes on you, I told you it would help you
Gabriel: Jokes on you, even if you knew it would help me, it still helped me.
Marinette: jokes on you, I told you it would help you and you abided by my advice and I was right
Gabriel: Jokes on you, you were right but it helped me in the end.
Marinette: come on now, don’t be a stranger
Gabriel: I won’t.
Gabriel: Thank you.
Marinette: yeah, you’re welcome
Agreste mansion, foyer camera footage
19:15
[Music is playing. Some people are seen dancing.]
[Marinette] Come on.
[Gabriel] No.
[Chloe] It’s 'cause he sucks at dancing.
[Gabriel] I know how to dance!
[Nino changes the song.]
[Marinette] Then join us.
[Gabriel steps forward, ever so slightly, awkwardly swaying to the fast beats of the song.]
[Marinette] You do suck at dancing.
[Gabriel] No.
[Gabriel] I do not.
[Marinette leans in Chloe's direction and stage whispers]
[Marinette] His dancing is as bad as his cooking.
[Gabriel] I heard that!
[Tom appears by his side. Tom and Gabriel stand towards one side. Chloe and Marinette stand opposite to them.]
[Tom] You can’t use that anymore! He’s getting good at baking.
[Chloe] He needs new hobbies.
[Marinette] I agre-
[Nathalie and Adrien cut in, passing through the space between the two pairs, twirling, spinning, and laughing. They're on beat, in synchronization with each other.]
[Marinette] Wow.
[Gabriel] I share your sentiments.
[Alya] If this were a dance competition, I know who the winner would be.
[Marinette] Too bad it isn’t.
[Felix] Dance competition?
[Felix gives Chloe a reproving look]
[Felix] You told me there’d be ample opportunities to trouble Uncle! Not whatever this is.
[Chloe] I share your sentiments.
Agreste mansion, foyer camera footage
19:57
[Sabine] Snow?
[Sabine] Snow queen?
[Nathalie] Frozen?
[Alya shakes her head]
[Nathalie] Ice Age?
[Alya points at her]
[Alya] YES!
[Sabine] Yes!
[Nino] No fair. I wanted Nathalie and Mrs. Cheng on my team.
[Marinette] No fair, the two people I didn’t want ended up on my team.
[Felix rolls his eyes. Gabriel frowns.]
[Gabriel] We can win this if you two just hear me out.
[Marinette] This is charades, not simon says.
[Fu] Even if it were simon says, you’re not simon. No way in hell am I going to listen to you.
[Fu] We should just skip their group and continue ahead.
[Marinette and Gabriel both stand up in protest. Felix tries to leave but Adrien pulls him back down.]
Agreste mansion, courtyard camera footage
20:48
[Marinette and Gabriel stand side by side, at the door of the mansion. Adrien is hugging Felix goodbye as Amélie climbs into the car. Nathalie waves goodbye to Gabriella and Johnny.]
[Marinette stares ahead as she addresses Gabriel.]
[Marinette] You’re being a little stupid, I must say.
[Gabriel] Again. That is why I’m here.
[Marinette] No, that was the right choice.
[Marinette] That wasn’t stupid.
[Gabriel] Your definition of stupid is inherently different than mine.
[Marinette] You suck.
[Gabriel] I know, you’ve told me this before.
[Marinette] No, you really suck.
[Gabriel] I should fire you for saying that.
[Marinette] Good thing I don’t work for you then.
…
[Marinette leans in for a awkward sideway hug.]
[Marinette] Thank you for making stupid decisions.
[Gabriel stiffens for a moment before reciprocating the hug.]
[Gabriel] You’re welcome.
[Adrien] Wait for me!
[Adrien is heading for them, quickly, skipping steps on the way. In the background, both the car and motorbike leave the gates of the mansion. He eagerly wraps his hands around his father just as Marinette steps aside. Gabriel wraps his arms around Adrien, holding him gently. The moment doesn’t last any longer. Adrien steps back smiling, only to be dragged inside by Marinette.]
[Marinette] Let’s join the others, I want to win this game of charades! And you’re going to help me!
[Music fills the surrounding for a second as the door to the dining room opens. Silence takes over as the door closes shut.]
[Gabriel smiles at Nathalie, conveying all that needs to be conveyed through the look he gives her. Nathalie smiles back.]
DMS - Duusu and Nathalie
Nathalie sent two videos.
Nathalie saved two videos.
Nathalie: You missed charades, you crazy peafowl.
Nathalie: There were a lot of references thrown around.
Nathalie: I saved the footages for you.
Nathalie: Just in case.
DMS - Adrien and Marinette
Marinette: flowers?
Marinette: what about flowers?
Adrien: I got it covered. Remember the lilies in the backyard? Those were her favorite.
Marinette: are you sure I should come?
Adrien: Yes, you were at the funeral.
Marinette: lots of people were at the funeral
Adrien: Regardless, I want you to be there with me.
Marinette: ok
Marinette: what about your dad and Nathalie?
Adrien: They already visited the grave hours ago.
DMS - Gabriel and Nathalie
Nathalie: I wanted to tell you about this earlier but I didn’t get the chance to.
Nathalie: I didn’t find the right time, and then I couldn’t get Duusu.
Gabriel: Why do you need Duusu for?
Nathalie: I finally convinced them to give me the peacock for a little while.
Nathalie: Don’t be surprised if he spits on your hand.
Gabriel: Spits on me hand!?
Nathalie: You’ll see.
.
.
.
Nathalie: I just thought you’d like to talk to her.
Gabriel: Thank you.
Gabriel: It was nice to.
...
Gabriel: Nathalie?
Nathalie: Yes, sir?
Gabriel: I’m not going anywhere.
Gabriel: It was nice, to talk to her. Closure, I suppose. Thank you for doing that.
Gabriel: But I’m not leaving you, any of you. I’m not going anywhere.
Nathalie: Not without your miraculous. No, you aren’t.
Gabriel: No, I am not. Not even with my miraculous.
Nathalie: If you had it.
Gabriel: If I had it.
...
Gabriel: Oh, and Nathalie?
Nathalie: Yes, Gabriel?
Gabriel: What do you think about renovating the mansion?
Nathalie: The mansion?
Gabriel: It’s dull, and boring.
Gabriel: And I would like a more open backyard.
Gabriel: Without the statue as a centerpiece?
Gabriel: Maybe more plants. Sabine says gardening is good.
Nathalie: More plants?
Gabriel: And my room, we should renovate that too.
Gabriel: Actually, I would like a room on the west side rather than the east.
Gabriel: I would love purple walls.
Nathalie: You’re ridiculous, purple walls?
Gabriel: It’s such a rich color.
Gabriel: Don’t you want to renovate your room?
Nathalie: Maybe.
Agreste mansion, Adrien's room camera footage
13:05
[Adrien] I know! What about Rapunzel?
[Marinette] Noooo.
[Adrien] What if dress as Rapunzel for this Halloween?
[Adrien] It’s perfect! You can be Eugene, Nathalie can be King Fredric, and dad can be the Mother Gothel!
[Gabriel appears offended]
[Gabriel] The witch?
[Marinette] Not the witch really, uhh, the kidnapper?
[Gabriel] The kidnapper?! What do you take me for? I am not Mother Gothel.
[Nathalie]] I don’t know, Gabriel. Wouldn’t you like to throw out ‘Mother knows best’ when Adrien tries to be rebellious?
[Gabriel] Not you too!
[Marinette] And the flower could be the miraculous!
[Gabriel] No, no, no! Why can’t I be the Queen?
[Marinette] No, you’re-
[Gabriel] Whatever! Let’s watch something else! What about-
[Adrien] No, dad. You’re choice of movie was done last time. Today’s my turn.
[Gabriel] Are we sure my turn to pick is over?
[Nathalie] Yes.
[Adrien] Yes!
[Adrien] What about you as Darth Vader?
[Adrien tries to imitate Darth Vader]
[Adrien] Luke, I am your father.
[Gabriel] No.
[Nathalie] It’s No, I am your father. Not Luke, I am your father.
[Adrien] That can’t be right.
[Nathalie] Let’s find out.
[Gabriel] I am not-
[Marinette] Shush. Mother does not know best as of current. We do.
[Gabriel] I dislike you all as of current.
[Marinette] We know, Mother Gothel.
[Gabriel] Oh, for the last time-
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DMS - Adrien and Marinette
Marinette: they’re dancing together, your dad and Nathalie
Adrien: I know, I see them.
DMS - Gabriel and Nathalie
Gabriel: How funny it is that yet again we find ourselves on this rooftop.
…
Gabriel: You were right.
Gabriel: As always.
Nathalie: Hmm?
Gabriel: It would become monotonous if I choose to freeze one moment.
Gabriel: I rather love to see my life full of moments like the one I wished to freeze.
Gabriel: One moment can never possibly compare to the another. They’re all special.
Gabriel: But most of all, I’m grateful that I get to share these moments with you.
Nathalie: You stole the words right out of my mouth.
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DMS - Adrien and Marinette
Marinette: Adrien
Marinette: are you
Marinette: seeing what I’m seeing
Adrien: No?
Adrien: I’m not anywhere near you?
Adrien: How can I
Adrien: Oh
Adrien: Oh my kwami!
Adrien: I am seeing what you’re seeing!
Marinette: is it
Marinette: them
Adrien: The box is similar.
Adrien: Open it, together?
Marinette: ok
…
Adrien: It is him!
Marinette: oh my kwamis oh my kwamis
Marinette: I can transform
Marinette: I CAN TRANSFORM!
DMS - Adrien and Ladybug
Tikki: Hello, Adrien!
Adrien: Tikki! Hi! How are you?
Tikki: Well. How have you been since the last time I saw you?
Adrien: Great. Wonderful. What, what are you doing here?
Tikki: Didn’t Plagg tell you?
Adrien: He zoomed off to find camembert.
Adrien: Said he was starving.
Tikki: Well, it’s not wise to keep all the miraculous in the same place, is it?
Adrien: So, you’re staying?
Tikki: We’re staying.
Ladybug: YES!!
Heroes group chat
Rena rouge: YOU GUYS
Rena rouge: LOOK AT THIS!!!
Rena rouge: WE ARE SOO BACK!!!
Trixx: why didn’t you prank them into thinking you didn’t get your miraculous?
Trixx: would have been fun.
Chat noir: You too!! YOU TOO!!
Carapace: YES
Carapace: YESSSSS
Pollen: Delightful, is it not?
Queen bee: It’s over for you, fuckers. I have my miraculous full time
Chat noir: So do we, Chloe.
Rena rouge: THE KWAMIS ARE IN THE GROUP CHAT!!
Rena rouge: now I can live the rest of my days in peace knowing I’m not a retired superhero
Trixx: kwamis in the group chat except Tikki
Chat noir: We should get her a phone too!
Ladybug: how do I explain this extra phone to my parents?
Queen bee: Just tell them
Queen bee: Secret identities aren’t anywhere near being secret, you know that
Ladybug: well here goes nothing
Group chat - 9AM RULE
Marinette: I didn’t mean to hide it from you.
Marinette: It was dangerous if you had known
Marinette: and things spiraled a lot
Sabine: We know, Marinette.
Marinette: you know?
Marinette: what
Marinette: how?
Marinette: how long have you known?
Sabine: A little after we tried to play monopoly again.
Sabine: It all made sense after that.
Sabine: You argue the same way when playing monopoly. Superpowers or not.
Marinette: wait so you two know about Gabriel and Nathalie?
Tom: Yes, we do.
Marinette: why didn’t you say something?
Tom: We could tell you had plenty of problems to deal with.
Tom: We thought it would be better to let you figure it out.
Tom: Tikki agreed.
Marinette: you talked to Tikki?
Sabine: And the other kwamis too.
Marinette: well then?
Tom: We’re not upset you hid this from us, ma chérie. We were just worried about you.
Marinette: I can’t believe monopoly gave us away
Sabine: You weren’t subtle.
Sabine: Tom, I wonder who she keeps texting.
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Sabine: She’s tired.
Tom: I wonder who she keeps talking to in her room.
Sabine: Do you know why food keeps going missing? Everything from Cheese Danishes, cookies, grapes to even tea!
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Sabine: I wonder why Ladybug is so angry, it's only a 09:00 AM akuma.
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Marinette: you did not have to bring up the 9AM rule
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Marinette: ok, fine
Marinette: I wasn’t subtle
Sabine: We’ll talk more about this. With the others, hopefully.
Tom: We were only waiting for you to tell us.
Marinette: sorry it took this long
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Heroes group chat
Ladybug: they knew
Chat noir: They knew?!
Rena rouge: what the hell does that mean?
Carapace: makes sense
Carapace: I always thought Mrs. Cheng was all knowing
Ladybug: uhh
Wayzz: How did they know?
Ladybug: monopoly
Chat noir: You’re serious?
Carapace: I will cry If anyone ANYONE mentions monopoly again
Rena rouge: pinch me, I get to superhero and no mentions of monopoly!!
Carapace: ALYA I SAID NO MENTIONS
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Ladybug: doesn’t he require you?
Wayzz: Well…
Wayzz: Grand master Su-han, the other guardians, Master Fu and the kwamis had a long discussion over your situation.
Wayzz: It was decided they would let you keep your miraculous but they also decided that the ownership of the miracle box will end up with the grand master. Master Fu will have to renounce it.
Ladybug: oh
Group chat
Ladybug: Master fu, you agreed to transferring the ownership of the miracle box?
Master fu: Yes, I did.
Master fu: I see you got your kwamis.
Hawk moth: Transfer the miracle box? Kwamis?
Wayzz: The guardians have reached to a conclusion. Certain decisions were taken. One of them being that Ladybug, Chat noir, Rena rouge, Carapace, Mayura and Queen bee get to keep their miraculous with them unless circumstances require otherwise. The other being that Master Fu shall renounce his ownership of the motherbox to grandmaster Su-han who will reside in Paris, making sure the miraculous are safe.
Hawk moth: I see.
Master fu: I still have a little time before I do it.
Carapace: how much?
Master fu: A week.
Queen bee: You’re going to lose your memory then?
Master fu: It is an outcome I anticipated.
Master fu: Anyway, I get to put this past me and start a brand new life!
Queen bee: What brand new life?
Master fu: Like a vintage piece trending again!
Hawk moth: Chloe.
Queen bee: Fine, I did teach him that
Master fu: Chloe, do me a favor.
Master fu: Remind me about the show after I lose my memory so I can watch it all over again.
Queen bee: This means I can’t steal the bunny miraculous easily?
Master fu: Bunny miraculous?
Mayura: Is that why you were spending time with Fu?
Plagg: darn it
Chat noir: Plagg?
Plagg: who do you think gave her the idea, kid?
Trixx: oh, this is genius
Tikki: No.
Plagg: Tikki.
Tikki: No.
Plagg: fineeee
Tikki: Plagg.
Plagg: ok ok
Master fu: I feel betrayed.
Master fu: Won't you teach me to be hip again?
Master fu: Hawky can join.
Hawk moth: Kwamis, no.
Queen bee: Don’t call it hip
Queen bee: Maybe I should try and see if Su-han is interested
Ladybug: ??
Chat
Gabriel: I was told you wanted to talk.
Gabriel: And that you’ve known.
Sabine: We have.
Sabine: Tikki informed in about the situation.
Gabriel: Why did you not say anything?
Tom: It was rather later that we found out about this. And by the time we were ready to talk about it, things had become twisted enough. We were waiting for one of the kids to approach us.
Sabine: We have much to talk about.
Gabriel: Yes, we do.
DMS - Chat noir and Ladybug
Ladybug sent a video
[Sabine] And this is her with her favorite tea-cup.
[Gabriel] Adrien would stop to pet stray cats on the street even as a child.
[Tom] Oh and this is when she somehow managed to get her hands on thread, and got all tangled up!
Ladybug: how did the end up looking at the photo album?
Chat noir: My lady, how did you find thread?
Ladybug: that is so not the point!
DMS - Gabriel and Nooroo
Nooroo: How is everyone?
Gabriel: Nooroo?
Nooroo: Hello Gabriel.
Gabriel: What, what are you doing?
Nooroo: Messaging you?
Gabriel: No, I mean, this- Why?
Nooroo: I’m on official business here.
Gabriel: Official?
Nooroo: You see terrorizing a city using the miraculous is crime. Whether it be in the magical world or the non-magical world. This guarantee’s you a punishment to atone for your crimes.
Gabriel: Oh. I see. Su-han didn’t mention it.
Nooroo: I’m mentioning it now, am I not?
Nooroo: Well, we have a sentence ready.
Gabriel: Which is why you’re texting me?
Nooroo: That’s right.
Gabriel: Well, then, what are you waiting for?
Nooroo: There aren’t any big known threats to the safety of the miraculous. Which is why your sentence is lighter.
Nooroo: The guardians will be receiving daily reports of you, to access if you are guaranteed to no longer be a threat to a miraculous and that you don’t go spreading this information or do any shady business.
Gabriel: Don’t tell me they’re doing to send someone to keep eyes on me.
Nooroo: Oh, they are.
Nooroo: Aren’t you glad your sentence is unusually and extremely light?
Gabriel: Sure, I suppose. If you think being monitored day and night is cool.
Gabriel: Well, who is it? Is it Su-han or someone else?
Nooroo: You’re talking to him.
Gabriel: Talking?
Gabriel: Oh.
Nooroo: Well?
Gabriel: You’re not pulling my leg, are you?
Nooroo: No.
Nooroo: The kwamis (and Master fu- although, his opinion wasn’t held so high) advocated on your behalf.
Nooroo: It was a lot of effort, lot of convincing. You see, guardians don’t usually listen to kwamis. They gave in, eventually, since all of us were pleading.
Nooroo: I’m waiting for a thank you.
Nooroo: I’ll have you know, this is the first time I’ve advocated for a holder of mine, so I expect high reward.
Nooroo: Which reminds me, there are terms.
Nooroo: No misuse of the miraculous.
Nooroo: But you won’t have to worry about that since the miraculous isn’t going to be with you but with someone else. I can’t say more, legally. I’m bound by magic.
Nooroo: Oh and abundant amount of wine for me.
Gabriel: Thank you, Nooroo. I’ll keep wine ready for you.
Nooroo: The guardians would never have given in if not for Duusu’s tantrum, be sure to thank him as well.
Gabriel: I’ll remember to do that.
DMS - Duusu and Gabriel
Gabriel: I was told to thank you.
Duusu: Yes, yes, you better do
Gabriel: Thank you, Duusu.
Gabriel: I appreciate you.
Duusu: as you should
Duusu: where’s my gift?!?!
Gabriel: What would like as your gift?
Duusu: anything?
Gabriel: Anything.
Gabriel: That poster you were talking about?
Duusu: no, I would like something better
Gabriel: I’m listening.
Duusu: A HAMSTER!!!!!!
Gabriel: Over my dead body.
Group chat
Master fu: I didn’t even cross the threshold of the house, why is Duusu crying?
Nooroo sent a video
[Adrien and Nathalie stand by the entrance. Adrien has a look of disappointment crossing his features, his arms are crossed. Nathalie is seen shaking her head lightly.]
[Adrien] Dad! It’s not even been a minute since Duusu came here, why is he already sobbing?
[Nathalie] This loudly too, what did you do, Gabriel?
[Gabriel] His wants are preposterous! I cannot grant him that!
[Duusu is wailing loudly.]
[Duusu] YESS YOU CAN, YOU MEANIE!
[Gabriel] You can’t be serious, we are not getting a hamster!
DMS - Nooroo and Wayzz
Nooroo: Thank you, Wayzz.
Wayzz: Any time.
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Title: Adrien Agreste posts about getting a new pet hamster!!
Tag: Celebrities, our resident sunshine
DMS - Chat noir and Mayura
Mayura: Adrien?
Chat noir: I didn’t drink the coffee on the table, I swear!
Mayura: That wasn’t you?
Chat noir: No! Nathalie, believe me.
Mayura: That’s not why I’m here. We would like to talk to with you.
Chat noir: Talk?
DMS - Duusu and Nathalie
Duusu sent a video
[Adrien sits on a far end of the piano bench. The other end is empty. Light music fills the room.]
[Adrien looks sideways as he finishes the song. He turns his upper body to face his right side. Resting his hands on top of one another on the bench, he looks up to the space next to him. His lips quiver as he says the next words.]
[Adrien] Goodbye, Maman.
[The camera shakes. He smiles as he says this, yet a tea slides down his face. Still smiling, he closes his eyes gently. For a second, all is still, then his hands extend forward and wrap around the space in front of him.]
[Adrien] End of reunion.
[His hands fall back, limp. He turns to face the camera.]
[Adrien] Come on, Duusu. Let’s go downstairs.
[Weeping is heard as the recording stops.]
Group chat
Ladybug: I have never dreaded Christmas THIS MUCH before
Chat noir: Scared for my life.
Hawk moth: Have some faith in me.
Ladybug: uh huh we’re not doing this again
Ladybug: you say this and something bad happens
Chat noir: One word away from seeing Mr. Pigeon out there again, huh?
Mayura: More like one cookie away from dying.
Chat noir: That’s more like it.
Hawk moth: You’ll see.
DMS - Duusu and Tikki
Duusu sent a video
[Marinette stuffs the cookie in her mouth with an undesirable expression. Everyone else eagerly awaits her decision. Her eyelashes flutter quickly as her eyes get teary.]
[Gabriel] That bad?
[Nathalie] This is why I didn’t want to taste-
[Marinette] THEY’RE SO GOOD!
[Nathalie and Adrien look at her, puzzled. Gabriel and Tom beam at her. Sabine lets out a small chuckle.]
[Marinette] OH MY KWAMI.
[She looks straight at Gabriel.]
[Marinette] YOU’VE DONE IT!
[Adrien] They’re so good that you’re going to cry?
[Marinette ignores him and reaches for another cookie.]
[Sabine] All this practice seems to have paid off, Gabriel.
[Adrien takes a bite from the cookie as well.]
[Adrien] This Christmas is truly merry, [he turns to Nathalie] and full of miracles.
[Nathalie seems hesitant.]
[Marinette] I can’t believe this is real.
[Gabriel] I told you to have faith in me.
[Multiple groans are heard.]
[Marinette reaches for yet another cookie.]
[Marinette] Tikki, pinch me.
[The red kwami floats forward, and does as told.]
[Marinette] OW! Not that hard.
[Laughter erupts all around. A knock interrupts the laughter. Everyone turns to the origin on the sound, a window. Waving from outside the window, is Rena rouge. She beckons them and then jumps of. Marinette opens the window.]
[Marinette] You won’t believe what just happened-
[She utters the transformation words and jumps after Rena rouge. Adrien takes the extra box of cookies lying on the table with one hand, waves goodbye, transforms and follows his lady.]
[Sabine waves back, and then closes the window.]
[Nathalie] Well, here goes nothing.
[Nathalie takes a cookie to taste. Tom and Sabine follow her action. After a bite, Tom crosses over to the place Gabriel is standing, and puts an arm around his shoulder.]
[Tom] You’ve just been forgiven! Or I think so. These are good! Much better from your previous attempts.
[Gabriel looks at Nathalie expectantly.]
[Nathalie] I have to…agree.
[A smile breaks out on Gabriel’s face and he steps closer to Nathalie.]
[Gabriel] Really?
[Nathalie nods.]
[Sabine] Ah.
[Everyone looks at her. She grins and points to somewhere above Gabriel and Nathalie.]
[Tom] Ohhh! A mistletoe!
[Nathalie and Gabriel look at each other. A weird buzzing sound fills the room. Nathalie turns to looks somewhere behind both Gabriel and Tom. Duusu is positively glowing, buzzing with excitement. He looks like he’s about to combust.]
[Nathalie] Not a word, Duusu.
[Duusu] OHHH MY GOSHHH IT’S A MISTLETOE!
[He flutters around in circles, excitedly.]
[Nathalie] Not a wo-
[Duusu] KISS! KISS! KISS-
DMS - Duusu and Rena rouge
Duusu: YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE SO JEALOUS!
Rena rouge: Why would I be jealous?
Duusu: YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’VE MISSED!!!
Duusu: OH MY FEATHERSSSSS!
Duusu: THIS IS SO EXCITINGGGG
Duusu: AHHHHH
Duusu sent a picture
Rena rouge: NO FREAKING WAY
Duusu: YES WAY!!!
Rena rouge: HOW DID I MISS THAT?
Duusu: RIGHTTT??
Rena rouge: YoU LUCKY KWAMI! I AM JEALOUS
Duusu: TOLD YOU SOO
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So that's it? he just disappeared?
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I find it hard to believe, I bet they still talk to him.
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If it weren't for the magic, we could have tracked him down!
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this is SO useless, torturing us with his tantrums and then disappearing when it's convenient for him
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I wish Ladyblog would let us tag users spontaneously so I could annoy him
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RIGHT??
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I wonder what he's doing now
Group chat
Hawk moth: You’re fried.
Chat noir: I don’t fork for you anymore.
Ladybug: nooooo
Ladybug: at least say you I don’t give a fork
Ladybug: makes more sense
Chat noir: You’re jelly I came up with that.
Ladybug: eggscuse me, I so am not!
Nooroo: Something fishy going on here.
Chat noir: Something fintastic going on here!
Ladybug: how koi of you
Mayura: You’re all just floundering.
Wayzz: Whale, what is all this about?
Ladybug: I’ve haddock with these puns
Tikki: You’re shellfish!
Ladybug: I’m not taking the bait
Plagg: load of carp
Queen bee: Reely?
Chat noir: You’re just as gillty, m’lady.
Ladybug: salmon says we stop
Hawk moth: No, tank you.
Pollen: I sea what you did there.
Rena rouge: water we doing?
Ladybug: that’s over used
Chat noir: Water downed.
Ladybug: I’m shore it is
Nooroo: Nothing shall ever quench your thirst for puns, will it?
Tikki: Go with the flow
Mayura: I can’t, I’m dry.
Carapace: moist of this is going all over my head
Chat noir: head start to a good day
Rena rouge: two heads are better than one
Ladybug: I’m losing my head
Chat noir: Head over heels for you, lovebug.
Nooroo: Love is in the hair!
Queen bee: Quite being cheesy
Hawk moth: Not gouda.
Rena rouge: I don’t a brie
Tikki: I would like to wedge in here.
Plagg: you had me at cheese
Tikki: This must be feta.
Plagg: THERE IS NOTHING GRATER THAN THIS
Plagg: AND CAMEMBERT!!!
Duusu: I can’t help but be so BLEU
Mayura: That aged well.
Hawk moth: You’re all unbrielievable!
Ladybug: Are we grating on your nerves?
Chat noir: We’re just fondue of you.