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1. Dumbledore Fails at Sex by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   29 Nov 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
   • Original Characters
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Gellert Grindelwald
   • News Media
   • Albus Dumbledore Bashing
   • Crack
   • Alternate Universe
   • Social Media
   • Explicit Language
   • No Smut
   • Press and Tabloids
   • Tabloids
   • Bad Albus Dumbledore
   • I'm Bad At Tagging
   • How Do I Tag
   • dumbledore being dumb
   • really puts the dumb in dumbledore
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • BDSM
   • Sex Club
   • Please Kill Me

   Summary

   *Did he not want any members or does no one like him?
   *Worrying venue
   *No personnel safety
   *Everyone is required to wear purple with yellow polcadots
   -FASHION CRIMES
   -Pimp purple
   *Dumbledore has a blonde fetish
   -Bleach or ban
   *Dumbledore claims to be a dom
   -Dom stands for dominatrix
   *SURPRISE INTERVIEW WITH THE ONLY GUY WHO SHOWED UP
   -It was grindelwald. Grindelwald was the guy who showed up.

   Or the fic where Dumbledore starts an unsuccessful sex club.
   (Can be read stand alone)

   Series

   • Part 4 of News Clippings from a Better Timeline (crack fic news letter au)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   952

   Chapters:

   1/2

   Comments:

   1

   Kudos:

   11

   Bookmarks:

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