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{I just need a quiet place, where i can scream how much i love you.} by j3llyf1shp3rs0n
Fandoms: Regretevator (Roblox)
01 Feb 2026
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They held the knife to his throat, his cold eyes stared back at them, his faint grin painted his face. Their hands trembled slightly, they couldn’t do it. His grin widened slightly, that grin that they loved, but they needed to finish the job.
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An advice from lesbian friends by sasunarumaniac (Lunnsun)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
01 Feb 2026
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Naruto and Sasuke have been in a romantic relationship for some time, yet they've never had sex. The Uchiha's behavior didn't indicate he needed such contact, and Uzumaki didn't want to push it, ultimately ending up a touch-starved young adult. He eventually reaches out for help, meeting up with his lesbian friends at a café.
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An Anomaly in a Twisted world. by Ivebeenwaitingforthismomentmywholelife
Fandoms: Dandy's World (Roblox)
01 Feb 2026
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When the Dandy’s World fandom was on its starting steps, it had a few creepypastas going around. They weren’t that good really, but it was enough to make one wonder. How would these creepypastas fit into the (somewhat) canon of Dandy’s World? Could they be Twisteds? Or something else? This is my interpretation of how that would work, with a bit of a comedy twist on it.
(Don’t ask why I write like a AI, AI writes like me.)
(Also if that wasn’t enough, we might have the canonical death of Jesus T Christ, so stick and and see if that happens.)
(I am sorry for clickbaitng you all, but as of January 23 2026, there is no death of Big JHC. However, it’s actually now the king in yellow, so yeah. Signalis/SFAWTDE fans come to me. Make me famous.) -
Multi-Fandom Headcannons by KaiRoseCan
Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
31 Jan 2026
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This is dumb and biased af. It sometimes includes ships and shit. I only put a couple of the fandoms and characters that will be included. Gay. Everyone is a type of gay. LGBT+
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Life is Unfair, Kill Yourself or Get Over it by Ieatlittletoes
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
31 Jan 2026
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More Ena angst!!
IT GETS BETTER DON'T WORRY
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The Name Of The Game by lovemeliketheresnotomorrow
Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris
31 Jan 2026
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The Human Resources department had long known that Vincent Benitez, the most beloved man in the office, had a devastating crush on the head of the Marketing department.
It’s a shame that said man hates him… isn’t it? -
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Claire's accidental exposure during Stray Kids' practice sparks Jeongin's intense crush and Hyunjin's quiet attraction, leading to jealousy-fueled rumors and a heated fight between them. Chan and Claire mediate, revealing it was just emotional support between friends, and the group reconciles through honest apologies. Jeongin confesses his love to Claire privately; she reciprocates sweetly, and the members tease him mercilessly upon his return, restoring their family bond
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I.N falls in love with a fan and pursuits her alongside hyunjin- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 37,459
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Hits:
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An Ethical Intervention by grieflovesusback
Fandoms: Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Jan 2026
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Wanda is just trying to get through college, by working panels, mopping stages, and pretending the janitor’s closet she sleeps in is temporary.
Vision comes to campus to give a lecture on ethical intervention and when it's right to intervene in another person's life, Wanda doesn't expect to become the question itself.
Vision offers space, patience and a spare room.
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Hearts and Knives | MICHAEL MYERS x F!READER by rentalkumi
Fandoms: Halloween (Movies 1978-2002)
31 Jan 2026
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After moving into Haddonfield for your job as a substitute teacher by the nearby high school, you were oblivious to your surroundings. It wasn't until then you had watched the news on a particularly cloudy day, noting the amount of murder cases rising. The killer was known as Michael. Michael Myers. You hoped he wouldn't reach you, although you were for sure he'd come for you. Figuratively and literally.
Eventually he softens up to you, forcing yourself to let him stay in your property for the sheer exchange of your life on the line — try to escape, and Michael will make sure you know your place.
or: killer intrudes into your home and practically begins to live with you without loomis' supervision
UPDATES ARE SLOW || Working on multiple chapters at once between multiple fics!!
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Trans teen experiences life and has an emotional breakdown trying to survive a world that they are not fit for. (me) by An_1solated_Reader
Fandoms: No Fandom
30 Jan 2026
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Idk light angst for some, heavy angst for others. I made this for myself. I've had a shitty day and I wanted to cry but I have nobody to tell all my anguishes. This is not a masterpiece, I wrote this while crying and trying to stop myself. And then crying again.
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I miss your warm hands by yura_cortofelni
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Jan 2026
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- English
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- 712
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 1
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A mini chapter between Two and Three. Kris and Susie discover a growing fountain in the kindergarten rooms in their school. Entering the dark world, they meet another Human who has been stuck in this dark world.
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it's not a fic it's a diary by LOVE048
Fandoms: Original Work, Real Person Fiction, The Sims (Video Games)
30 Jan 2026
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I hate myself, so i decided to join a political party to try and become a politician.
For the rest of my life, i'll pretend to be someone that i'm not. So until the day nobody knows me anymore, i'll write my truth in this diary and let the internet keep it within itself.
Can a girl that uses AO3 and reads omegaverse menage to become a irl politician tho? I don't really know. But i'm here to try.
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The cases and the in-betweens. by VampiricKaito
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock (BBC TV 2010)
30 Jan 2026
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Basically a fic of Sherlock Holmes' and all cases (created by yours truly) for more content on these guys. (Will likely mention more than tagged characters)
Will include fluff, MAYBE smut I don't know- angst too!
Located afterward season 4.
- Language:
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- 2,143
- Chapters:
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Pain. That was the first think Akutagawa Ryuunosuke learned in life—from being abandoned by his parents with his sister to the two of them being homeless for ten years—that was what he knew, how he survived, so when a glimmer of hope arrives for the first time, should he have known better than to believe he could be happy or could this be what he had always longed for?
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sorry im bad at writing summaries, anyways first bsd fic, i hope you guys enjoy!!
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Fanfic dump to get things out of my head hahaha(mostly azuretime) by Somesomeoneeeeheree
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox)
30 Jan 2026
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I'm bored and need to get these ideas out of my headd. Plz rewrite and do never gimme credits cuz I'll be embarrassed from my stupid thoughts. Btw ooc.
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Hole In One by AceArtikLuv (AceBunNum), HappyGolfsMore12 (JinOppar111)
Fandoms: Happy Gilmore (1996), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Supernatural (TV 2005), Teen Wolf (TV), Grown Ups (Movies 2010 2013), adam sandler - Fandom
30 Jan 2026
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Who knew sucking at hockey would get Happy Gilmore to this point of his life. Grandma owes $270,000 worth of taxes, he was blocked from the hockey stadium, his on and off girlfriend left his ass and now... now he's coming to realize he might actually like a certain rich golfer who swears he hates Happy yet kisses him crazy. Happy found himself playing a sport that he never would have thought he would play; competing for the grand prize. Enough to pay for the house his grandfather had built with his very own hands.
And somehow develope a happy and healthy relationship? SINCE WHEN?!?
YES WE INVENTED THIS SHIP AND WE ARE THE FIRST TO CREATE THIS FANDOM
WE DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS OR HAPPY GILMORE
WE DO OWN THIS STORY
PLEASE DO NOT COPY OR POST ON ANY OTHER PLATFORM
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Tey’tsani, daughter of the tsahik and olo’eykte of the Tayrangi clan has been slipping away from her duties to go through life as an Omatikaya.
One day, she gets mistaken for the daughter of the great Toruk Makto and it changes her whole life.
(I don’t know how to do summaries)
Weekly updates: every Thursday
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She was just like him, but she was different in so many ways. He was a science experiment while she was an alien from a whole other planet. While they might hate each other at first but they soon come to realize that the feelings that they both felt is mutual.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the character names from the Boys series. The only name I "own" is Zoey Lee, and other names that do not exist in the boys series or Supergirl.
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'Till there's 9 corpses and 1 alive | Forsaken Traitor)? AU by hoshi_no0
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox)
29 Jan 2026
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Blah Blah Blah 10 survivors find themselves in another version of the cabin they're usually in and theyre alone but theres like a secret murderer idk imma restructure ts
May have slow upds!