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And that, my idiotic ladies and gentlemen, is how my beloved landlord was taken from me... ABSCONDED!!!
*Dramatic betrayal face*
What will past me do in the wake of such a tragedy you ask?
...Do some laundry. A bit of mending. Feed Sheerow. Check the lock on one of the cursed item chests. Ya know, important stuff.
What? Don't give me that look! I was out of socks! Which is also why I was mending, so that I'd have more socks! And I had to feed Sheerow, he's the leader of the household! And if the lock on that chest had broken, well... we'd ALL be dead, so you should be grateful I was able to muddle through my distress at losing Mr Hero, again, to keep everyone from becoming deaded.
*Sigh*
The amount of disrespect I face. Can't Zel make a decree or something?
...Ya know, that's not a bad idea–
FOCUS!
By this point in the tale of idiots, idiots, and a couple more idiots, you've met a solid third-ish of the main cast. Go you! Things are just now getting going, though, so keep your socks close, hold them tight, don't ever, ever let them go. You think I'm joking, but have you ever been without good socks? Nightmare fuel...
Anyways, I wanted to conduct a sort of experiment, if you'll do me the pleasure. Those of you who are utter idiots, should really hopefully have noticed, that each time one of our favorite Link hero types was introduced to us, one of the other Link hero types gave you idiotic readers a nice detailed description of them. Those of you who are only slight idiots, will have noticed that there was one of our beloved Link hero types who was never described.
THE TRAGEDY!!! *Dramatic lean and hand across forehead*
That, ladies and gents, is what I am going to give you now for your reading pleasure. The absolute idiots –which is far worse than being utter idiots, in case you were wondering– will have to go back and figure out which of our Link hero types this belongs to. The rest of you other degrees of idiots, will do no such foolish thing, and know exactly who I am talking about. Don't worry, I'll try and be as non descriptive as possible in my description so that we can root out the dumblings!
*Cough* *Cough*
He had thick short sandy blond hair, a soft, kind face, a stocky but muscular build, was an average height, and had bright blue eyes. He wore a cream long sleeve front lace up shirt with a small collar and blue embroidery, a light tan long sleeve over shirt with blue embroidery, and darker tan pants. He also wore dark brown leather boots, a chainmail tunic, green over tunic, a red and white sash held by a dark brown leather belt, elbow to hand fingerless leather gauntlets, and a piece of cloth worn as a cape held by a blue sapphire clasp around his neck.
*Happy sigh*
Justice has been served, and the dumblings have been found.
I hope you have fun in the next part! Nothing bad will happen, I promise. Hand on heart!
Well... I guess that might depend on what your preferred definition of "bad" is. Hm... oh well, toodly woodles! Auf Wiedersehen! Adios por ahora! Au revoir pour l'instant! Farvel for nu! Hyvästi toistaiseksi! Veloma aloha! ಇತ್ತೆಗ್ ಗುಡ್ ಬೈ! Амдыызында байырлыг! זייַ געזונט פֿאַר איצט! હમણાં માટે ગુડબાય! ߊ߲ ߣߌ߫ ߞߐ߫ ߛߌߛߍ߲߬! ⴰⵔ ⵜⵓⴼⴰⵜ ⵜⵓⵔⴰ!
...Your welcome :)