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WE RUN THIS GULCH!!!
03:26
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
@everyone quick how do i wash blood off of a white shirt within 2 hours
someone answer rn pls
[ see my pinky see my thumb @DeuceSpade ]
Come over to Heartslabyul, I can help
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
wtf?? go to sleep you guys
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
you’re literally also awake
also @DeuceSpade since when do you know how to clean out blood?
[ see my pinky see my thumb @DeuceSpade ]
.
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
ohhh right ex-delinquent
wait @appleapple who tf did you kill?
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
NO ONE
i didnt kill anyone
hes just passed out in the middle of the hallway
thats not a crime
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
epel that’s aggravated assault
i’m pretty sure it IS a crime
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
Aggravated assault is listed as a felony. Therefore it is, indeed, a crime!
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
i didnt assault shit!
[ see my pinky see my thumb @DeuceSpade ]
Okay, we won’t ask for anymore details
Rule 1 of Delinquentism: don’t ask, don’t tell
Just come over, I’ll help clean it
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
What the hell is a “Delinquentism”
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
holy shit, i room with someone who knows how to clean blood out of WHITE clothes
actually wait that’s hella useful
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
for what
period stains??
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
and if i said yes?
asshole
mind your business
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
✋🤚
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
Everyone needs to shut up
[ draconian cult leader @SEBEKZIGVOLT ]
Agreed! Humans, you all need to stop, or else you’ll wake Waka-sama up!
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
sebek, pls
unless you’re sleeping in the same room as malleus, he’s not going to wake up from your phone
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
@appleapple I can come help with the disposal of the body!
Is it in the Pomefiore dorm?
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
no ones dead
i think
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
well that’s just great
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
tbh, i’m surprised that this school doesn’t have a death count considering it’s full of disney villains
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
What the heck is a disney
[ draconian cult leader @SEBEKZIGVOLT ]
Waka-sama is not a villain!
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
i’m being so fr
when i woke up in a new world, i didn’t expect it to be a world where the disney characters are all reborn into twinks that go to a college
well, okay, it’s not everyone, it’s just 90% of the ppl i know
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
how is it only 90%
also don’t call us twinks
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
kalim’s not one
silver too
ortho as well
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
Thank you, Yuu!
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
and i would say rook, but he’s literally a stalker, so i don’t think he counts
lilia too, but jury’s out on that one
[ draconian cult leader @SEBEKZIGVOLT ]
Do not insult Lilia-sama!
And why Silver? All he does is sleep all day!
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
yeah, almost like
a sleeping beauty
wink wink
[ draconian cult leader @SEBEKZIGVOLT ]
Did you just call Silver “beautiful”?!
[ see my pinky see my thumb @DeuceSpade ]
I didn’t know you had a crush on Silver-senpau, Yuu
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
I DON’T
I JUST
UGH
i hate being the only person in the whole damn world who knows what disney is
because no one else gets my references </3
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
Don’t worry, Yuu-san!
From what my biological scanners are telling me, you aren’t lying at all!
Maybe your world is connected to ours in ways that we don’t know yet?
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
…since when are you able to tell if i’m lying???
biological scanners???
when did you hook me up to that????
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
=)
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
ortho you need to chill
i’m about to call you rook 2.0 if you keep that up
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
@DeuceSpade @aceupthesleeve im outside your window, hurry up and lemme in
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
oh shit he’s actually here
[ epel_sneaking_in.IMG ]
look at this nerd
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
DAMN that’s a lot of blood
[ draconian cult leader @SEBEKZIGVOLT ]
Human! Why is your shirt so bloody?!
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
deuce and epel are busy fixing the shirt so i’ll type what epel’s saying
he snuck out of his room to get something to eat, and ran into some dick upperclassman on the way
the upperclassman started making fun of how epel always “brings shame to pomefiore”
[ draconian cult leader @SEBEKZIGVOLT ]
How cowardly!
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
and then epel popped him in the face and beat him up
the guy started fighting back, and epel used his nails to scratch the guy
and that’s where all the blood’s from
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
Epel Felmier-san!
You know that you’re not supposed to leave any evidence! :(
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
That’s not the important part here, Ortho…
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
tbf, the guy was asking for it
plus, epel is vil’s favorite
epel could’ve easily just. told on the guy that vil would have had him publicly shamed in front of the whole school by noon
he did him a favor by only beating him up
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
epel said that he’s avoiding vil-senpai right now because
LMAO
because the last time vil-senpai tried to show him affection, he gave epel a nasty ass turkey sandwich that was “so dry that he could probably crush it up, call it crack, and convincingly sell it”
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
LMAOOOO
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
…
Knowing Vil-senpai’s cooking, that’s not surprising at all
[ draconian cult leader @SEBEKZIGVOLT ]
It couldn’t be worse than Lilia-sama’s cooking!
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
According to my scans, both types of cooking are bad in different ways!
Lilia Vanrouge-san’s cooking is genuinely a health hazard to people, while Vil Schoenheit-san’s cooking is so dry and unseasoned that it could probably dry a person’s body out within seconds!
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
damn ruthless
but also holy shit
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
yeah no, both of their cooking could probably kill all of twisted wonderland if they wanted to
vil’s would leave ppl so dry that you’d think leona killed them
and lilia’s would probably start the plague
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
Or a zombie apocalypse
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
there’s no way the cooking is that bad
[ draconian cult leader @SEBEKZIGVOLT ]
Yes. Yes there is a way.
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
Ace Trappola-san, are you doubting my computing abilities?
=)
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
hell no, you literally have access to the internet
it’s just
how does someone’s cooking get that bad???
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
Vil-senpai is a model, and is probably used to having a strict diet
Even when we were younger, his food choices were…plain
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
just say that it’s shit
we’re all thinking it
[ draconian cult leader @SEBEKZIGVOLT ]
And on the contrary, Lilia-sama can cook!
He just…enjoys adding extra ingredients to the recipes.
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
so lilia-senpai’s thing isn’t just a fae thing?
he actually thinks that he’s improving the food?
[ draconian cult leader @SEBEKZIGVOLT ]
…Yes.
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
how…tragic (sweetheart reference)
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
wtf is a sweetheart reference
stop being weird yuu
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
god i wish i brought my computer with me or smth
i’d show you guys omori and you would all sob
and THEN i’d prove that you’re all just knockoff disney characters
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
Again with the disney
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
oh damnnn
[ white_shirt.IMG ]
look at that shit, the blood is completely gone
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
Good job, Deuce Spade! You did a commendable job!
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
deuce says thanks
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
sooo what are you going to do about the guy passed out in pomefiore? @appleapple
i mean, when he wakes up, he’ll just tell ppl that you’re the one who knocked him out
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
i was going to ask for help with that next
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
Don’t worry, Epel Felmier! I already have the Hydrofluoric Acid ready to use!
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
ortho,,,stop trying to kill ur classmates
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
no no, keep that ready
but for now, i just wanna make a memory potion and wipe his memory of the past hour or so
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
Oh.
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
damn no need to sound so disappointed
look, if i ever need help hiding a body, you’re the first person i’ll call, kay?
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
Okay!
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
That’s concerning
Shouldn’t we be concerned?
[ draconian cult leader @SEBEKZIGVOLT ]
As long as Waka-sama is safe, I do not care in the slightest!
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
^^^ this but without the malleus part
i just think it’s funny
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
jack, think about it
we have a robot kid here willing to help cover our tracks if we ever commit a murder
and, let’s be honest, with our track record in nrc, it’s bound to happen someday
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
Not a kid!
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
srry ortho, you’re right
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
as far as i know, no one has actually died at nrc
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
but we’ve had so many overblots, 99% of the students here are mentally ill, and everyone here is fucking insane
it’s gonna happen one day
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
he has a point
and if its not from the overblots, itll be from ME
the seven know how many times ive wanted to just
yknow
killing spree
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
I understand exactly what you mean, Epel-san!
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
damn we have some freaks in nrc
it’s giving wannabe quiet kid
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
wanting to kill someone doesn’t make you a “wannabe quiet kid”
it makes you normal
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
BUT NO ONE AT THIS DAMN SCHOOL IS NORMAL
IF YOU GUYS WERE JUST NORMAL AND PROCESSED YOUR EMOTIONS PROPERLY
INSTEAD OF BEING TOXIC AND THINKING THAT EMOTIONS ARE ILLEGAL
THEN MAYBE WE WOULDN’T HAVE HAD SEVEN WHOLE OVERBLOTS
[ see my pinky see my thumb @DeuceSpade ]
Woah, that’s a lot
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
yeah it’s not a serious issue or anything, i js wanted to rant
BUT STILL
this whole school is actually insane and i think we need to address that
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
blame the damn mirror
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
yeah ^^
because doesn’t it only choose a specific type of person?
that’s what headmage said
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
fuck that guy
no wait, sorry, ur right
i just hate that guy so much that whenever he’s mentioned, i have to swear at him
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
The mirror only chooses a specific type of person?
[ see my pinky see my thumb @DeuceSpade ]
Headmage worded it something like “NRC students are super prideful and the mirror only chooses prideful students”
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
but we know that that’s not true
first of all, we have deuce here
even though he’s an ex-delinquent and is probably on the fbi list, he’s pretty nice
[ see my pinky see my thumb @DeuceSpade ]
Thanks Yuu
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
he’s blushing rn
he’s just trying to act all tough
[ see my pinky see my thumb @DeuceSpade ]
NO I’M NOT
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
he is
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
we also have kalim, but he apparently bribed his way in, so he doesn’t count
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
oh yeah, that guy should NOT be here
with his attitude, he belongs over with the tree-huggers at rsa
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
Ace Trappola-san says this as a joke, but a large number of students do actually hug trees!
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
of fucking course they do
hate those guys
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
damn what do you have against trees?
you’re like…anti mr. beast
actually wait maybe mr. beast is a bad example,,,
you’re like that one guy from the lorax
mr ohare
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
shut the fuck up
we don’t get your references
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
YOU shut the fuck up ace
[ draconian cult leader @SEBEKZIGVOLT ]
Humans! Stop right now! You are acting so immature!
[ see my pinky see my thumb @DeuceSpade ]
That’s their whole thing tho
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
i don’t wanna hear it from the guy that wrote the date in the name section on our quiz last week
[ see my pinky see my thumb @DeuceSpade ]
I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
Deuce, you should never confide in Ace
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
yeah that’s like
rule #1 of life
“never trust ace trappola with your secrets”
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
this is bullying
i’m gonna go to headmage and tell him to hold an anti-bullying assembly
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
pls don’t do that
if i have to see his face more than usual i might actually commit a felony
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
I could help you win the court case!
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
word??
okay then, @aceupthesleeve go ahead and do it
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
nah i’m too lazy
but good to know that i can
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
i hate this fuckin gc
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
how do you think i feel?
lowkey wishing i got stuck at rsa
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
ofc you do
you’d fit in with the literal tree huggers
dumbass
[ team jacob @JackHowl ]
Okay I need to sleep
I’m muting this right now
[ draconian cult leader @SEBEKZIGVOLT ]
Same.
The rest of you should all follow suit!
[ see my pinky see my thumb @DeuceSpade ]
I will in a bit
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
@01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 okay can u help with the potion
also change ur fuckin @, thats way too long
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
I will not change my username!
But yes, I will come help you with the potion!
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
k i’m gonna head out
don’t we have vargas first period tmrw?
[ one of a kind /neg @aceupthesleeve ]
you’re fucking lying
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
i’m fucking not
i’m looking at the schedule right here
[ see my pinky see my thumb @DeuceSpade ]
At least it will be a good workout!
[ bumpkin @appleapple ]
im still waiting for ortho in ace and deuces dorm and i just saw this mf leap outta bed and tackle deuce
holy shit theyre fighting
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
jesus
[ don’t be robophobic @01001111_01110010_01110100_01101000_01101111 ]
Good night everyone!
@appleapple I’m outside of the window! Let’s go hide the body!
[ nrc’s unpaid therapist @IRLAnimeProtag ] (Admin)
i’m not touching that with a ten foot pole
gn guys