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  1. Raising Hell (and a Baby) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    09 May 2026

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    Harry Potter thought post-war life would be boring.

    Instead, he ends up a single dad hiding out in Grimmauld Place, armed with nothing but a baby, some bad coping skills, and a truly cursed house.
    When Teddy’s accidental magic flings them both back to 1979, Harry has questions. Like:

     

    How does one babysit a shapeshifting toddler in the 70s?

    And importantly — is it illegal to kill a soon to be dead Death Eater before they canonically die?
    (Asking for a friend.)

    Time is broken. Harry’s patience is broken. Teddy’s diapers are also probably broken.
    This can only end well.

    Language:
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