Chapter Text
September 2nd, 2025, London, UK
THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏
(8:01 AM)
Nico H:
I hate tuesdays
It has all the annoying kids
Kevin:
If you don’t get back to bed in the next 30 seconds i will throw my soldering iron at you
Gabi:
Okay grandpas
Fernando:
What did i tell you about bullying?
Gabi:
Sorry dad 😔
George:
HOLD ON WHAT
daniel:
HAVE WE MISSED A CHAPTER????//
Lance:
Nando you have kids??
Like real ones???
Gabi:
He’s spent so much money on me he might aswell be 🤷
Fernando:
He calls me his father because he’s a cheeky fuck
Gabi:
Guilty 🤭
THE GAYTET 💅🕺
(8:20 AM)
Lando:
Omg it’s tooe arlty to be up
Alex:
I need a translator help
Lando:
Im dyslexic ur aebelist
George:
Close enough good job lando
Charles:
Why are u even up rn???
You don’t have classes til 11am right???
Lando:
Zak wants me to do some tackling drills with the new boys
Says my “expirtiese” wil help
Like fuck u ar u calling me old
George:
I had a stroke trying to read that
Alex:
Georgie be nice that was one of his more legible texts
Charles:
Oh also
How is the prep for the sporting day going?
With the banners etc?
Lando:
Oh its good :D
Logan’s teaching me some new thgns on mi chimaera (camera)
And i’m also helping liam a bit with ps
George:
Oh thats good
They’re holding it in the stadium nearby right?
Charles:
Yepp
This one’s also got a grassy viewing area so you guys could always bring picnic blankets
Logan, Oscar
(10:51 AM)
Oscar:
LOGAN
LOGAN
LOGAN]
LOGIE BEARRRR
Logan:
Oscar tf
Oscar:
I FORGOT MY CHaRTS AT HOME
IM SO DUMB
CAN U GET THEM
Logan:
WHAT]
BRO IM IN A CLASS RN
Oscar:
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Logan:
Hey so
How abt u ask lando??
Oscar:
LOGAN ARE U INSANE
Logan:
You could get to talk to him and yk…
Friendshipifise?
Oscar:
UGH YEAH BUT I WANNA BE MORE THEN FRIENDS
Logan:
Baby steps ozzie
Oscar:
Ugh ur right
Ill mssg him
Lando, Oscar
(10:53 AM)
Oscar:
Hey lando!
Really sorry but i forgot my charts back home
Is there any way you could drop them off at campus?
Lando:
Hey osc great timnign
I wus just about to leave
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this it?
Oscar:
Oh my god thank you so much
I’ll re-pay you
Lando:
Osc hush
I’ve asked u to bring my books so many times rmemebr?
Buut…
I have been wanting to check out that new coffee place
Lauda’s or smth
Oscar:
OK sure!
What time?
Lando:
My lecture ends around 2
that work?
Oscar:
Yeppp fine by me 😀
Logan, Oscar
(10:52 AM)
Oscar:
HE SAID YES
Logan:
…
To bringing you your charts..?
Oscar:
Yeah and we are going to that new cafe after
Logan:
WHAT
YOU HAVE RIZZ???//
don't mess this up buddy
Oscar:
🤭
THE ROOKIES 😝
(3:28 PM)
kimi:
ollie may look innocent
but don't let his exterior fool you
he's the devil reincarnated
worse
he IS the devil
no reincarnation
gabi:
what's he done now??
kimi:
he ate the last dumpling
ollie:
you snooze you lose bitch
kimi:
OLLIE
HOW DARE YOU
AFTER EVERYTHING
AFTER WE CO-PARENTED CHRISTINA
AFTER WE WITNESSED YUKI AND PIERRE MAKING OUT TOGETHER
AFTER OUR TAYLOR OR SHAKESPEARE DIALEMMEA
AFTER I TAUGHT YOU ITALLIAN
AFTER WE PLAYED UNO TOGETHER
Jack:
OKAY WE GET IT YOU GUYS HAVE DONE A LOT TOGETHER
But who's christina??
ollie:
our orchid
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gabi:
Fernando gave me a petunia called casper!!
he said "so now your dorm smells as gay as you feel"
I had never felt so seen before
franco:
LMAO WTF
help why are all the old men so funny
i wanna befirend them and unlock their lore
like videogame easter eggs
Liam:
Damn i might need to get a petunia now…
Isack:
LIAM???
Franco:
LIAM IS THERE SOMETHING U WANT TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS
Liam:
I design drag queen outfits
I watch ru-paul’s drag race religiously
Franco:
OH
Yeah nvm
Gabi:
I never thought franco colud be out twinked
Yet here you are
Jack:
Istg liam gives off the most non-gay gay vibes.
Like bro watches drag queens but also looks like a frat boy and plates country music
Pick a side 💔
Franco:
Wow betrayal 💔
I gotta up my flirting game now
Jack:
Dw franco you can practice on me 😉
Gabi:
LMAO FRANCO JUST TURNED THE BRIGHTEST SHADE OF RED IMAGINABLE
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(franco, staring at his phone, VERY red)
Ollie:
👀
Kimi:
👁️👁️
Ollie:
Wrong eyes cara mia
Kimi:
Oops
Liam:
So are we going to ignore that or…
ookay
Isack:
ha patched
THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏
(5:01 PM)
george:
okay who is angrily playing piano rn
carlos:
it's charles
I have my earplugs in rn i swear he hooked that up to an amp
@daniel keep your door open I'm coming in 5
daniel:
WHY ME
our apartment is actually disgusting
carlos:
because lando is at rugby
next best option
daniel:
should I feel offended or honoured
carlos:
multitask bitch
daniel:
...
fine
anyone else is welcome to join
might play uno
liam:
mate I'm coming
I need a break from isack's restless yapping
isack:
OI
we'll bring snacks rho
daniel:
the more the merrier
Just nobody go into my room
For your own sanity and innocence
Alex:
Me and george are coming in 10 xoxo
Isack, Liam
(5:25 PM)
Liam:
Isack im not hallucinating right
Isack:
Oh thank god u see it too
I thought i was going insane
Liam:
Operation cupid??
Isack:
You read my mind
we can be like the matchmaker from mulan
Liam:
Let’s plan back at our dorm
Isack:
Operation cupid is on!
We’re gonna work so well tgthr, kiwi