ShamHatesSeagulls
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THE BEST BUILDING IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🔥🌏
(3:10 PM)Charles:
GUYS
ME, PIERRE, MAX AND DANIEL SAW SOME NEW PEOPLE!!
Lando:
OH MY GOD
DETAILS
I WANT A VIBE CHECK
AHAHAHHA IM SO EXCITEDDDCarlos:
Please tell us already landos cackling like a crazy person
People are staringOscar:
why am I not surprised₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊
OR: a silly chatfic feat. the muppets!
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“And, like – farming, right? How hard can it be? Take a seed, put it in some dirt, sprinkle some water and wait. Boom. Food. Done. And I’ve driven a tractor practically every weekend this year, it’s not that hard.”
Gemma pauses the video. She un-shares her screen. Her smiling face pops back up in the centre of Max’s monitor, gaze distinctly pointed.
Wait.
“That’s it?” Max hisses, incredulous. “Seriously? I’m getting cancelled over a joke about fucking farming?”
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Max has had PR disasters before. This time, though, he’s made the mistake of pissing off some random British farmer with a loyal YouTube fanbase and a penchant for passive-aggressive callouts via X. And George Russell isn’t the type who’s easily appeased.
(Or: Max learns to drive a tractor, harvest wheat, and fall in love.)
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Max V (ICL)
15 February 2024
No 19:34
? 19:35
Just no 19:35
Gonna need a bit more context 19:35
That dude you are staring? 19:36
That's Lando Norris 19:36
Trust me you better not 19:37
or: yet another uni AU nobody asked for but this time you get to read Oscar's chats while he pretends not to be completely obsessed with the cute guy with a backstory that showed up at George's birthday party
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Lewis Hamilton built a fashion empire without a single ounce of support from the wealthy family that tried to force him into law. Nico Rosberg, disowned for being gay, became his secretary when the company was nothing more than a hopeful idea. Years later, they’re inseparable, professionally. Personally, Lewis refuses to see what everyone else already knows. Then Lewis’s grandmother leaves behind a will with one condition: he must marry within a year to inherit the family villa in Italy. A joke from a friend turns into an impossible question, and suddenly Nico finds himself agreeing to a marriage he’s always secretly wanted, one that is supposed to last only a year. What begins as a careful performance slowly unravels into something deeper: jealousy, desire, emotional entanglement, and a love they both refuse to name. As their world watches with fascination, Lewis and Nico must navigate the line between what is real and what was meant to be pretend.
A love story built on a contract. A year that changes everything.
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Charles arrives unexpectedly at a small, elite university in Switzerland—a place reserved for the world’s wealthiest and most powerful families—and his sudden transfer immediately draws attention. Determined to keep a low profile and separate his past from his present, he instead finds himself at the center of whispered speculation, volatile friendships, and drama that just can't seem to leave him alone. As buried secrets threaten to surface, Charles soon realizes that in a school built on privilege and silence, he may not be the only one with something to hide.
It also doesn't help that there's some anonymous stalker threatening to out each and every secret ruminating in the school's walls.
Bookmarked by ShamHatesSeagulls
30 Jul 2025
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help this is good??
every1 is so flawed in that imperefct way
chapt 19
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“Don’t you think it’s a bit odd that ever since Superman showed up, I’ve lost count of the near-death experiences and the number of times I’ve been kidnapped?”
“You can’t blame Superman for that, mate,” Max cuts in. “Those things were happening to you long before he arrived.”
“Lando,” George adds dryly, “it might have more to do with the fact that you always run toward danger. That, and your attitude tends to piss people off.”
Metropolis has its first superhero, the Daily Planet has front-row seats, and Lando Norris has a brand new partner fresh from Smallville, the polite, focused, infuriatingly calm Oscar Piastri. Between chasing headlines, dodging LexCorp trouble, and maybe getting rescued once or twice, Lando can’t shake the feeling that his new colleague is hiding something.
Bookmarked by ShamHatesSeagulls
14 Sep 2025
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6/?
Oscar is superman, Lando is Lois <3