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September 6th, 2025, London, UK
Nico, Lewis
(9:05 AM)
Nico:
I am coming to the sporting parade.
Lewis:
Fuck
Great!
I hope we can remain civil.
Nico:
Didn’t peg you to be a hypocrite, Hamilton
Lewis:
Try not to make a scene Rosberg
I know how much you thrive in the spotlight
Nico:
As if you aren’t an attention whore too
See you soon xx
Lewis:
Which one of us tried to fuck their proffessor?
Nico:
As if you weren’t trying to flirt with Wolff.
Lewis:
I’m blocking you.
Nico:
Keep telling yourself that Hamilton
Lewis, Valtteri
(9:07)
Lewis:
He's coming.
Valtteri:
Lmaoooo
Wait who??
Lewis:
Yk who.
Valterri:
OH
KARMA
Lewis:
For what?!?
Valtteri:
YOU INSULTED MY CALENDAR
Lewis:
val
my pal
my buddy
my brother
i do NOT want a calendar with your ass on it
as lovely as it may be
Valtteri:
And also the fact i had to deal with you two for multiple years.
The amount of romantic tension was honestly impressive
And half the time you guys looked like you were going to makeout or try to murder the other
Lewis:
We werent that bad cmon…
Valtteri:
2016 LEWIS
2016.
Lewis:
Yeah who am i kidding
We were worse
Valtteri:
Atleast it’s not denial anymore
That was a funny stage
Lewis:
Me and mark need to have another ‘terrorised by blonde germans’ meeting
Valtteri:
Lolll
You can invite kevin
I hear he and nico got in a fight cos nico refuses to let him coach the 6-10's hockey
It’s very entertaining
Lewis:
You little gossip
Are you hyped for cycling?
Valtteri:
HELL YEAH
Ollie is actually very good
He is a nice addition to mine and carlos’s biking trips.
Im trying to convince the school to let me wear my signature cycling clothes
Lewis:
Not the bottASS special…
Valtteri:
It’s aerodynamic i swear
Lewis:
sure…
Valtteri:
it’s stylish
I also re-bleached my mustache and mullet
Lewis:
Thank god
Its iconic
But i’ll forever love your bowlcut phase
Valtteri:
I WAS LIKE FIVE.
I DONT SEE YOU TERRORISING RUSSEL
Lewis:
Yeah but his was unfortunate
Yours was adorable
Valterri:
Mmmh
Okay i have to go now
Team meeting
Good luck with rosberg!!
Lewis:
Yeah i need it
How am I going to face him???
Valterri:
Pure delusion and confidence.
You got this!
Worst case pull an irish exit
Lewis:
And let him win??
No way
Valtteri:
Awww
Okay bye fr now
Lewis:
Yes yes
Yuki, Pierre
(9:19 AM)
Yuki:
Goodluck tripod
I hope you fall on your face
Would be very funny
Pierre:
The love of my life, everyone
And thats charles’ job
Yuki:
All i can think about is how fine you look
Pierre:
Could say the same for yourself, sushiyu
Yuki:
Can’t wait til this is over
Pierre:
Me neither ♥️
for now i mjust deal with charles's yapping
its all "max did this"
"max did that"
"oh my god max looks so hot"
ugh
yuki:
HOLY SHIT MAX IS THE SAME
ITS ALL "ohh charles my baby muah"
"look at how hot charles looks"
my poor ears
Carlos, Daniel
(9:21 AM)
Daniel:
Goodluck carlitos!!
I’m gonna be on right after you 😊
Carlos:
Oh sick!!
You do BMX right??
Daniel:
Indeed i do
Carlos:
Oh we have to go biking together
My mountain bike is just collecting dust
I need a good partner
Daniel:
Why didn’t you say so before mate!!
I’d love to :D
Carlos:
We should set something up later!
Daniel:
Yes 100%
Talk to you later?
Carlos:
Later!
Carlos, Lando
(9:23 AM)
Carlos:
ahGDSJHAJSHJKSAJHK
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Unofficial date!?!?
Lando:
AHHH
YES CARLOS
MY HERMANO YES
carlos:
oh im so proud
my spanish is rubbing off on u 😌
lando:
soy lago
carlos:
HELP WHAT
okay i take it back
lando:
oops?
NOW GO SMASH IT!!!
show daniel whos boss
unless ur not into that
carlos:
right yep okay
not going to dignify that with a response
lando:
hehe
Carlos:
Your turn now
Lando:
No nope
I just realsied i like him
I need time
Carlos:
Cabron
Ffs
Okay i cannot argue
I am being called
But message him!!
Lando:
Shit hes messaginf me
Carlos:
JAJA
Good
Oscar, Lando
(9:24 AM)
Oscar:
Hey lando!
Goodluck :)
Lando:
Ahh thank you osc
Im gonna weer a hole in the floor thru paycing
it really means alot <33
Oscar:
Landers your gonna do great
Trust me
Lando:
Ehdhhhhh
I just dont wanna embarras myself
but i think itll be easier with u cheering me on :D
Oscar:
I’ll cheer for u either way 😊
fail or no fail
Lando:
Asahsdadhsjkhsajkhjdasjkdk
thats so sweet thank u osc!!
Max, charles
(9:34 AM)
Charles:
Goodluck maxie!!
Max:
You too mate :D
When is tennis on??
Charles:
After rugby, i think
Track?
Max:
Idk
Coach horner said that all we r doing is a lap around the track while the others do the lil walk
:>
Charles:
Well ill look out for u and cheer!!
Max:
:P
Same here!
Charles, Carlos
(9:36 AM)
Charles:
I dont like max I dont like max I dont like max I dont like max I dont like max
Carlos:
Whatever helps you sleep at night cabron
THE ROOKIES 😝
(9:48 AM)
Isack:
Merde i am so nervous
I am scared i’ll fall on my face
Ollie:
Oh yeah what are u guys even doing??
The cyclists r just gonna go around in circles and ik some sports like hockey r just gonna smile and wave
Franco:
SMILE AND WAVE BOIS SMILE AND WAVE
Jack:
I LOVE MADAGASCAR
Ollie:
MADAGASCAR ‼️
Kimi:
MADAGASCARRRR 🇪🇪
Shit wrong emoji
ollie:
how did you manage that 😭
Gabi:
PAUL ARRON MENTION YAYAYYAY
Franco:
He’s still in alpine acom right?
Gabi:
Yeah 😭
He says its so shit he’s currently crashing in one of the spare rooms in sauber
Apparently his dorm had black mold
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Franco:
OH THATS NASTAY
Eugh i just had a full body shiver
Jack:
I dodged a bullet thank fuck
I’ve never been happier i ended up here
Franco:
Me neither
Ollie:
I smell gay
I say gay
Franco:
Shut up
Isack:
Back to the question ollie
I got dared to do a backflip
Ive never done one before
Liam:
Aw dude thats badass
I’ll click some pics
Lewis, Nico R
(11:01 AM)
Lewis:
I see you looking.
Nico R:
Aww im flattered that you can still spot me in a crowd
Also, what happened to blocking me?
Lewis:
I had to keep you unblocked in case you pulled a stunt like this.
Stop fucking approaching us Rosberg.
Nico R:
I wasn’t evenn going to talk to you, Hamilton
Just wanted to talk to Seb, it’s been a while
Lewis:
Sure…
Nico R:
😘
Lewis:
🖕
Isack, liam
(11:05 AM)
Isack:
Holy tension bro
Are you seeing this??//
Liam:
Seeing what
Isack:
The romantic tension between Lewis and this mystery guy is off the charts
I think i just met my other dad
Im a child of divorce
Liam:
Yeah okay
Good… Luck?
Your obsession with lewis is borderline stalkerish
Isack:
U pmo
Max, Nico R
(11:06 AM)
Max:
Hello Britney!!
Miss me??
:P
Nico R:
Versatan.
Not in the slightest.
Max:
Awwh im flattered
Don’t think i dont notice the looks you and lewis keep exchanging ;)
Nico R:
None of your business, Emillian
Max:
MIDDLE NAMES!?!?//
You wound me :(
…
Britneyyyyyyyyyy
Rosberg?
Ugh i hate being left on delivered
boooooo u whore
>:(
Valterri, Lewis
(11:10 AM)
Valtteri:
Having fun there?
Lewis:
What does it look like
Valtteri:
Lmaooo
Talk to him
Lewis:
Yeah no
I'm not stupid
I'm going to go now.
Valterri:
Okay loverboy
Oh shit you were serious
LEWIS GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING HIM WIN