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THE ROOKIES 😝
(1:05 PM)
Kimi:
Guys
If we were all in marvel
Who would we be
Isack:
Are we going off looks, powers or comics??
Ollie:
Mmmm
Maybe mostly looks but sometimes powers???
Liam:
Well off looks
Kimi is spiderman
Kimi:
HELL YEAH!!!
Gabi:
He also is the youngest out of all of us
Ollie:
tom holland is so hot
Isack:
Liam’s deffo the human torch
Liam:
…
Thank you?
Gabi:
No no
He is so quicksilver
He has the highlights for it
Liam:
Quicksilver’s hotter icl
Isack:
Okay he can be both
Because he’s selfish
Franco:
Hi what is happening
Ollie:
Ooh franco also has spiderman possibilities
Kimi:
I KNOW
OLLIE IS ANTMAN
Ollie:
OH HELL YEAH
I LOVE HIM
Franco:
OMG
JACK IS BOB
Jack:
Help what
Liam:
No no i totally see it
Jack:
I hate you guys
Franco:
You should take notes for his hair tho
It would suit you
Liam:
Isack would be black panther’s lil sis
Isack:
Hell yeah
She's such a diva
Kimi:
Im so bored
And its almost christmas
Liam:
It doesnt feel like it
Like at all
Isack:
Its global warming
And ai
Franco:
Yeah but no matter how hard i try its everywhere :((
Isack:
We should do more building bonding activities!!
Jack:
Like a day out?
Franco:
Ooh that could be fun
We had the bbq earlier this year
Ollie:
Kimi should ask
Kimi:
WHY MEEE
Liam:
Because max and george treat you like their firstborn child
Kimi:
I hate this
Ollie:
Go kylie go!!
You’ll do amazing sweetie
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(10:01 AM)
Kimi:
Guys i feel like we should do more building bonding activities
Alex:
I agree
Especially as its winter hols now
Max:
Its too cold to do another barbeque
Daniel:
Never say never maxie
Max:
I didnt??
Oscar:
I fear everyone would freeze if we tried
Lando:
No just you osc
And your inability to wear anything other than shorts
Oscar:
Okay mr hoodie in 30°C weather
Lando:
Its comfy okay
Oscar:
Idk how being sweaty is comfortable but okay
You do you ig!!
Lando:
You wound me osc </3
Daniel:
Okay okay no barbeque got it
Alex:
We could do like a Christmas potluck?
Lando:
Oooh how about a board game night!!\
I kno Georgie has been planning one
George:
I was planning for that to be around new years ish, because i know a few of us are going home for christmas
Carlos:
Can we do something this week?
Doesnt have to be as big, but could still be fun
Ollie:
What abt that new aquarium that opened nearby?
Alex:
Oh my god yes!!!
I saw tiktoks abt it, it has a really cool water tunnel
Isack:
What if it collapses
I dont want to be eaten by a shark
Liam:
I’ll protect you dw
Lando:
Oh hell no
Fish are absolutely vile
Carlos:
Lano
They cannot hurt you
It is behind glass
Lando:
If they even look at me weird istg
Fish and their stupid beady eyes
Yuki:
We can go to my restaurant after
On me
Daniel:
Yuki i love you
Im going to kiss you
Pierre:
…
Daniel:
For legal reasons
That was a joke
Pierre:
It better be
Yuki:
🥰
George:
Right
Should we do it on the 15th?
I think mostly everyone should still be here
Alex:
That's in two days georgie
George:
And?
Most people would still be working, so it shouldn’t be too crowded
Yuki:
I'll shut the restaurant that day
Or close early idk
Isack, Liam
(7:21 PM)
Isack:
Liammmmmm
I hear u clicking your mouse
Liam:
Shit, sorry
I'll be quiet
Isack:
It is okay
You will make it up to me by singing
Liam:
I will?
Isack:
Yes
Also
I want to meddle tomorrow
Liam:
Oh no
Is there a veto option
Isack:
Only if you want me to be sad
Liam:
Okok
What is this plan of yours?
Isack:
Misteltoe
Idk how to spell it
Liam:
Close enough
It’s mistletoe
Isack:
Do you catch what I'm saying..?
Liam:
Not exactly no
Isack:
Liam!!
Surely you would know about how hopelessly inlove so many people in this building are
They are absolutely dense
Liam:
Oh yeah?
Like you
And how are we so sure that they like each other?
Isack:
ITS THE EYES LIAM!!
They sparkle
Liam:
they do?
Well we can go buy some mistletoe tomorrow
I need a christmas jumper too
Isack:
Oh yes!!
We can get matching ones
Liam:
Are you sure?
Most of them are very coupley
Isack:
Idk what that means
Im sure its good tho
Liam:
sure!
Liam, Jack
(7:29 PM)
Liam:
jackie doo doo
emergency
sos
sos
Jack:
what now
Liam:
do my eyes sparkle around isack
Jack:
you both look at eachother like you hung the moon
Liam:
fuck
how do i turn it off
Jack:
by confessing???
man idk
Liam:
fuck me bro
Jack:
that's isack's job
Liam:
🖕
Lando, Oscar
(3:30 AM)
Lando:
Oscc
Osco
I know ur awake
I see the light is on
Oscar:
If i ignore you
You will stop spamming me
Lando:
Nah thats not how it works
Youre stuck with me
You signed the contract
Oscar:
…
I did yes
What did you need?
Lando:
Where did we keep the mistletoe?
Oscar:
I thought you threw it away last year after you had to kiss george?
Lando:
Eugh dont remind me
That man is one of my best friends but i would rather eat fish than kiss him again
But no
i dont think i threw ir away
Oscar:
In that case
Is it not with the rest of the tree decorations?
Check the “misc” box
Lando:
Osco you bloody organised genius
I could kiss you
Oscar:
Well you do have the mistletoe for it
Lando:
Im gonna prank so many people with this
Oscar:
Haha yeah
Lando:
Not too many tho
We gotta be sporadic
Use it carefully
Oscar:
Oh yeah?
Lando:
Yeppers
Its our golden button
Like in bgt
Oscar:
So one use only?
Lando:
Mhm!!
Nobody else would think about it
Im a genius
Oscar:
Go to sleep, lando
I'm going to stop studying now
Franco, Logan
(9:01 AM)
Franco:
Hey eagle!!
Logan:
Heyheyhey
U need smth?
Franco:
Ah
Do we have any mistletoe?
Logan:
Oh franco you bloody genius
I didnt even think of that!!
Franco:
It came to me in a dream
Logan:
Check in the storage closet, the box with the tinsel
Franco:
Got it!!
There's a few bunches, do you want one too?
Logan:
Hell yeah
I'm gonna keep it on me
just in case, yk
Franco:
Ahh me too
I can’t wait
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(8:39 AM)
George:
Hello everyone!!
Booking is confirmed for tomorrow
If everyone can make their own way there by around 4ish, and we can walk to yuki’s at around 6pm?
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Max:
Hehe 33
Daniel:
Oi
Your taking my jersey number next year
Max:
Someone has to carry on your legacy
Daniel:
Fair enough
I give you my blessing
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Hiya folks, i still cannot write dialogue 🥲
So same stuff as last chap, imagine they are speaking, it’s like lil highlights of what happened, so i don’t bore you with any small talk!!
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Daniel:
Where are we??
Max:
I know a shortcut!!!
Lando:
OH HELL NO
NOT AGAIN
OSCCCCC
Oscar:
Yes, Lando?
Lando:
Max is trying to kill us
Can we leave them pls
Oscar:
I mean sure, if you want
Lando:
IM FREEEEEEEE
(runs away)
Daniel:
Someone leash him please
Carlos:
I tried once
He bites
Oscar:
Oh!
Max:
Can confirm
Ragebaiting lando is a slippery slope
Daniel:
Your poor ankles
Carlos:
Haha yeah, he can’t really reach much higher can he
Lando:
I CAN STILL HEAR YOU GUYS YK?!?
Max:
Ah
Isnt that just simply lovely
Daniel:
Run.
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George:
Is everyone here??
Charles:
1, 2, 3, 4…
Ollie:
WE’RE HERE!!
Gabi:
WE’RE ONLY LATE BECAUSE SOMEONE WANTED TO BUY NERDS GUMMY CLUSTERS
Isack:
SUSTENENCE!!
I DONT WANT TO FAINT ON THE ICE
Liam:
You ate 3 packs of ramen before this
Isack:
I'm a growing guy!!
Franco:
And somehow he is still the same height…
Isack:
OII!!
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Logan:
Ughhhh
Whats taking this stupid line so long
Zhou:
A crying child apparently
Logan:
Oh
have they stopped yet...?
Zhou:
OOOH TOUCHDOWN
hes on the floor now
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Daniel:
What did the ocean say to the other ocean
Lando:
Sea you later
Daniel:
Nothing they just waved
Did you sea what I did there?
Lando:
Shore
Sea what I did there?
Daniel:
Stop being a lil beach and stealing my jokes >:(
Max:
Lando ily
He’s been telling that joke to everybody with two ears
Daniel:
God forbid a man finds a funny joke
Max:
I wish he forbid it a lil harder
Daniel:
Grr
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Lewis:
Why are we even here?
Nico H:
I dont even know
Fernando:
I need a drink
Kevin:
We’ll find a place
Lewis:
Thank fuck
Im too old for this
Fernando:
Speak for yourself
My skin is flawless
Lewis:
Sure buddy
Thats why you have all those retinol face masks
Fernando:
Gabi gave them to me!!
Who would say no to free stuff
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Ollie:
YOOO LOOK AT THAT FISH
Kimi:
BRO HAS DRIPPP
Ollie:
Hes my spirit animal
Officially
Kimi:
Noo what happened to the bear
Ollie:
Oh and a bear obvs
But apart from the obvious
Kimi:
Ah
If i was a fish i would be that cool cyan and black one
Ollie:
Heheh i see it
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Isack:
Liam!!! That fish looks like you!!
Liam:
Oh cmon man
You had to pick the one who looks like it’s seen multiple world wars
Jack:
HAHAH IT DOES
Liam:
Bro
Everyone hates me
Isack:
“Im not here to make friends”
Liam:
THAT WAS A FOREFIT!
I HAD TO SAY THAT
Jack:
Everyday ive never been happier that i showed the world that video
Liam:
Im leaking your dancing videos
Jack:
NOOOO
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Lando:
The fish are scaring me
Why do they look like that
Why are they looking at ME like that
Carlos:
Lano look
A starfish
It will not look at you weird
Lando:
OH MY GOSH PATRICK!!
Im such a big fan of your work 🥹
Cani get a autographhhhh
George:
Who let Lando have sugar??
Charles:
I saw him devour a pack of cola fizzy straws
Alex:
Fucks sake
He’s gonna have a sugar crash soon
George:
I pray for future me
Lando:
AHHHH
THAT MOTHERFUCKER
IT TRIED TO KILL ME
OSC DID YOU SEE THAT
ITS OUT TO GET MEEEE
Oscar:
Lando, you are okay
There is a very big sheet of glass that separates you and the fish
Lando:
GLASS!??!
OH HELL NO
COME AT ME FISH
I CAN FIGHT
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Logan:
Soooo, osc
Since when have you and Lando been this… tight??
Oscar:
Fuck off logan, i live with the guy yk
Have done for the past few years if you’ve been living under a rock
Logan:
What happened to the ‘omg Logan he breathed in my direction today!!’
‘Omg Logan he blinked at me today!!’
Oscar:
Yeah yeah i get it
Honestly?
your amazing relationship advice
And me actually making an effort to properly connect with the guy ig
Logan:
I’ve never been prouder
Thats my boy
Oscar:
Aww thanks mate
Logan:
This is making me feel patriotic hold up
Oscar:
Mate wtf
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George:
Guys!! The penguin parade is starting soon!
Pierre:
Yuki, it's you!!
Yuki:
I'm going to strangle you
Pierre:
Can you reach?
Daniel:
Damn, bold choice pissing off the guy who’s feeding us later
Pierre:
He loves me too much
Yuki:
Not right now i dont
Pierre:
NOO YUKI
MI AMOR
I LOVE YOU
Esteban:
Simp
Max:
SIMPLY LOVELY
Pierre:
Okay max…
Charles:
Nice save max
Now i dont have to mediate another french civil war
Max:
Thank you!
I try my best
Daniel: (whispering to max)
Reall smooth mate, real smooth
Max:
Shut up
How’s Carlos then?
Daniel:
…
I regret ever telling you things
I wish i could strangle past me
Max:
Its always if if if
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Ollie:
Look at them
No care in the world
Absolutely just strutting down the path like theyre in victorias secret
Max:
I think id make a great adriana lima personally
I have the eyes for it
Franco:
Those penguins know exactly who they are
They know how much aura they have
LOOK AT THEM
Jack:
I am looking yes
Gabi:
If i was a penguin id be that badass one
Franco:
No, you would be that australian big one
Pesto
Lando:
I SAW A TIKTOK ON HIM
Hes the super fat one right??
Daniel:
Don’t bodyshame him!
He’s just a baby 🥹
Liam:
I’ll pay you to never say that again
Daniel:
Betrayed by my own countryman </3
Liam:
Im a kiwi mate
Daniel:
Close enough
We have to stick together against the colonisers
Lando:
I feel a lil singled out rn
Ollie:
Its okay lando
We stick together
Lando:
Yes pls
Im scared of them
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George:
Look at them, Alex!!
Alex:
AWWHH
Look at that cutie
Reminds me of you
George:
The one treating this like a catwalk??
Alex:
Exactly!!
Aww i wanna pet them
George:
You’d be the one next to my penguin form then
The little yapper
Alex:
I do yap that is true
George:
It’s one of my favourite things, when you yap at me about your day
Alex:
Awww, georgie
george:
And lando can be the little baby one
Alex:
I do feel oddly maternal towards lando sometimes
He’s just so odd sometimes that i want to wrap him in a blanket and smother him
George:
Someone had to keep him from dying when we were younger
He’s always been the think later, do now type
Alex:
I wouldnt have changed any of that for the world though
I love you both to bits, i truly do
I don’t know where i’d be without you, genuinely
I’d be so sad and lost
George:
Aww don’t get all sappy on me alex
Especially not at an aquarium, looking at penguins
But i feel the same lex, i truly do
Even if i have an odd way of showing it
Alex:
Its the Christmas spirit, Georgie!!
It makes me vulnerable
George:
You can say that again
Listen lex, i’m very sorry if i’ve been reading these past few weeks wrong but i-
Lando:
MISTLETOE!!
Alex:
Lando, what the fuck??
Charles:
Haha
Look up, lovebirds
George:
Ah, shit
Daniel:
Well thems the rules
KISS!
Alex:
Are you sure about this Georgie?
We can tell them to piss off
George:
Ive never been sure about anything
But i think i should take a page out of lando’s book for this one
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(George and Alex, kissing. Lando’s on his tiptoes, holding the mistletoe above their heads and grinning. Charles and Max are in the background clapping and grinning, and Oscar is just staring at Lando, while Logan gives him a knowing look)
Daniel:
I’m going to faint
This is so cute
Carlos:
I’ll catch you, dont worry
Alex:
Seriously, Lando??
Lando:
You guys were being all sappy!!
I had to do something
And don’t hate on me, you don’t seem that mad about it
Alex:
I'm not even surprised actually
You couldn’t have done it any sooner, could you??
Lando:
My brain works in mysterious ways
George: (whispering to alex)
Can we talk later, lex?
I want to know if what im feeling is just me
Alex:
Ofcourse
When we get home?
George:
I’d love that
Alex:
For now, let’s enjoy the chaos
George:
And find a way to get lando back
Alex:
Oh absolutely
I love him to bits but that was uncalled for
George:
We did kind of need it though
Alex:
Hush
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Yuki:
FOOD TIME EVERYONE
LETS GO
Zhou:
I’ve been dreaming of this food since i last ate here
It is magical
Gabi:
Hey, where’s all the grandpa’s??
Daniel:
They’re at the cafe
We’ll pick them up on the way out
George:
Do we have everyone??
Isack:
I think!!
Yuki:
My restaurant is not far, only like 5 mins
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Pierre:
Amor, you have actually gone all out
I love you so much, yukino
Yuki:
Yeah yeah
Love you too ig
Lance:
Yuki, are you sure you don’t want me to pay?
I don’t want you to lose any money for this
Yuki:
Lance seriously, it is okay
The restaurant is in a very good place right now, i want to treat all of you guys
Lance:
If you’re sure…
Esteban:
Lancelot, cmon
Lets just enjoy the amazing food yuki cooked for us today
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Lewis:
Everyone, before we start,
I want to express my gratitude to Yuki, for letting us all have food here today
So, to yuki!
(various ‘to yuki!’ and ‘thank you yuki!’)
Yuki:
LETS EATT!!!
…
Liam:
Bro, this tastes so good
I’d actually sell my left kidney to taste yuki’s food for the first time again
Isack:
I feel my soul leaving my body
This tastes so good
Logan:
Oscar, try this sushi
It tastes just like that one place we went to in florida
Oscar:
Holy shit it does!!
That place was so good, bro
Carlos:
Lando.
What are you eating
Lando: (muffled)
Spring rolls…?
Carlos:
How many?
Lando:
1… 2… (im too lazy to write every number)
17!!
Carlos:
Mate.
That is not healthy
Lando:
There's vegetables in these!!
Carlos:
Lando, try this sushi
See? It has no fish in it!
lando:
ITS NEAR A FISH
George:
Remember last year when Lando nearly punched a chippy owner because his chips were too close to the fish fryer??
Oscar:
Oh my god yes
I forgot about that
Carlos:
Lando, just try it
You need to mature
Lando:
I dont wanna mature
I’m perfectly happy where i am
Carlos:
Lando
You are almost 22 years old. You need to try!
Lando:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Carlos:
YES. IT’S TIME, LANDO. YOU NEED TO LEARN TO EAT SUSHI!
Lando:
AFTER VISITING THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILY?!!?
who, by the way looked at me VERY SUSPICIOUSLY
Daniel:
Carlos, stop fighting a losing game
Lando’s too stubborn
Carlos:
I guess you’re right
I’ll find a way
One day
Lando:
Uhoh
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Isack:
I LOST THE MISTLETOE
NOOOOOOOOOO
Liam:
Mate, who were you going to use it on??
Isack:
Franco and jack
Look at them, yapping away
liam:
Yeah i see that actually
Isack:
I think i left it in our apartment
Next to my charger
Liam:
Awww
There’s always next year, eh?
Isack:
Yes!!
I will start to scheme for then
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Logan:
Dammit
Franco:
I saw that lmaoo
Logan:
I was ready to pull the damn twig out
Why did Charles have to join that convo at that time and stand inbetween them!!
Franco:
Oh well
Atleast we had one successful mistletoe
Logan:
Haha yeah
I’ll save it for next time
Or for the new years party
Franco:
Can you do that??
Logan:
Who knows honestly
Atleast some people might do their midnight’s kiss
Franco:
Fair fair
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(8:14 AM)
Lewis:
Merry Christmas Everyone!!
Or everyone that is awake right now, i know most people are in different timezones
Lando:
MERRY XMASSSSSSSSS
Max:
Merry xmas :D
Charles:
Joyeux Noël :)
George:
Merry Christmas!
Fernando:
Feliz Navidad!
Alex:
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lance:
It’s snowing in canada :P
Ollie:
What lucky
All we get here is rain
Alex:
Its the UK, what more could we ask for
Nico R, Lewis
(4:06 PM)
Nico:
merry christmas
i hope roscoe liked the gifts i sent
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