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Carlos, Charles
(12:04 PM)
Carlos:
Charles
Help me
Charles:
Uhhuh
Whats up
Carlos:
Ollie and val are both no shows
Its going to be me and daniel
Alone
Charles:
You guys have been biking together before right?
Carlos:
Yeah but that was before
When it was a silly crush
Im fucked
Charles:
By daniel?
Carlos:
I hate you
Charles:
No u dont <3
Carlos:
Yeah no i don’t
Charles:
Well, just be yourself
Let him do the talking
Carlos:
He already is
Charles:
Hahaha
But, please bother lando and not me
I’ll be in an important class from 1-3 PM
Carlos:
Dammit
Charles:
Honestly carlos
You should plan your panics around my schedule
Carlos:
Sorry o great one 🙄
Charles:
Thats my line ho
Carlos, Lando
(1:04 PM)
Carlos:
Lando
Lando
Sos
Please
You’re my only hope
Charles won’t answer
Lando:
Hi hi im here
Whats happening???
Do i need to fight someone??
Do i need to bail you out??
u said u were biking
Omg
Are you lying in a ditch
Carlos im so happy im the final person youll talk to b4 u die
Wait no im not appy
Dont die pls
Carlos:
Lano wtf
None of that, just
I may or may not be on a solo bike ride with daniel
Lando:
But this isnt ur 1st time being alone w him??/
Mate uve litro played uno with that man
At like 3am
Carlos:
But this is different idk
It’s our first time alone together since we were on call for ages
Lando:
Oooh the infamous call
Uh honestly bro
Shoot ur shot
Carlos:
Should i??/
Lando:
Yuhh
Me nd osc are watching a movie l8r
Carlos:
Ugh i’ll see how it goes
Lando:
Where is daniel anyways??
Carlos:
Taking a piss somewhere idk
Lando:
Ah
Let me know how it goes 😜
Carlos:
If i don’t chicken out…
Daniel, Max
(1:02 PM)
Daniel:
Max
Max
Maxy maxa million
Do i need to sing the dutch anthem
Du du du du max verstappen
Max:
Daniel wtf
What do u want
Daniel:
Im hiding in a bush
Max:
How is that my problem
Daniel:
Who pissed in your cereal
Maths:
Mechanical engineering and helmut marko
Daniel:
Yikes
Shit combo
Max:
Tell me about it T-T
Daniel:
Okay enough about you
WHAT DO I DO
Max:
Idk maybe get out the bush??
Daniel:
Carlos thinks im pissing
Max:
Ooohhhh
Dannys got a crushhhhhh :>
Daniel:
Fuck off
Why are you the person i always go to for advice
Max:
Because lando would tell everybody and im your only other friend
Daniel:
Targeted
But like
Idk
Max:
Well mate
From what i can tell
If you’re hiding in a bush because you don’t know how to act
Daniel:
Ugh i can’t do this
Ykw
If the time is right
I’ll make a move
Max:
And how will the time be right?
Daniel:
Idk i feel like i would just know
Max:
I need to stop going to you for relationship advice
Daniel:
Yeah we both are a little whipped arent we
Max, Charles
(1:10 PM)
Max:
Charliieeee
>:D
Charles:
Hi Max :)
Max:
Ugh daniel is so annoying
Charles:
I thought Carlos was going biking with him?
Max:
Ugh yeah
And he’s insufferable about it
Charles:
Omg tell me about it
He was in my room for agess
Trying to figure out what to wear
Max:
Gosh yeah
Like imagine being that dense
Like PLEASE can they just kiss and get it over with
Charles:
Haha yeah imagine
Ah shit my lecturer is looking at me weird
Max:
But it’s the holidays??
Charles:
It’s a seminar i signed up for :p
Im slightly regretting it now but oh well
Good for my resume
Max:
Tell me about it
Daniel, Max
(3:35 PM)
Daniel:
Im so gone for him wtf
Carlos, Lando
(3:55 PM)
Carlos:
I’m going to do it
Fuck it
Lando:
???
Logan, Arthur
(4:02 PM)
Arthur:
Guess who’s landing in 5 days
Logan:
Hmmm idk
Is Fred joining??
Arthur:
Haha very funny
Logan:
Naw im so excited though
Arthur:
As you should!!
Don’t think i forgot about or coffee date
Logan:
Date??
Arthur:
Ah shit
Did I read into it wrong??
Im so sorry logan
logan:
Omg
Wait
I would love for it to be a date
I just didnt realise it was one??
Arthur:
Can we just re-do this whole interaction
Logan:
Haha yes please
Im so sorry im slightly freaking out rn
Arthur:
Cute
I can imagine ur face
Logan:
KASHKUADHSJAGSHDGSAJADHJ
Arthur:
Well then
Hi Logan, I would very much like if we could go out for coffee when I arrive
Maybe as a date?
Logan:
Wait i need a minute
Arthur:
Take all the time you need :)
Logan:
Not helping 🙄
Arthur:
Hehe
Logan:
Okay im fine now i think
Hi Arthur, yes i would love to go on a date with you
Arthur:
Yaaayyy
Logan:
Next week Saturday at 10?
so you also have time to settle in
Arthur:
See you then :P
Arthur, Charles
(4:10 PM)
Arthur:
Ohhhh charliiieeeeeee
Charles:
Fuck off
What now
Arthur:
Guess who has a date ;P
Charles:
Aren’t you leaving soon?
Why date before you leave
Arthur:
I am not stupid charlie
I have a date after i join uni
Charles:
Non
Ur faking it
Arthur:
Ur just jealous i haven’t even started yet i’m already better than you and a certain dutch boy
Charles:
Im blocking you
Arthur:
Ill tell maman
Charles:
I hate you
Arthur:
Love you toooo
Charles:
🖕
THE GAYTET 💅🕺
(1:41 PM)
Charles:
Oh my god
Can anyone go clubbing with me today
Lando:
Sorry i’m moviemarathoning w osc
Alex:
Fuh yeah me and george are down
Charles:
Ugh nvm
I cannot 3rd wheel rn
George:
Me and alex are not that bad…
Alex:
Yeah cmon charliee
Lando:
Yes u are its your honeymoon fase
George:
Alright but what's up Charles?
Usually you don’t initiate these plans
Charles:
Literally fucking everyones love lifes are going perfect right now
Even my brother got a date before me
And like
Skugasuhdhadghfefhuffdfhjs
Lando:
hey
Crazy idea
how bout u talk 2 max??
Charles:
No because what if he rejects me
My ego is already fragile enough
Lando:
Mate,,
Nyways
Maybe go club 2mmrw?
Charles:
Eh mayb
Alex:
Can do
Me an georgie will be on our best behaviours
Lando:
And if u rnt me and charles have each other <3
Charles:
Yeah okay
I can do this
George:
Woo!
Class of 2019 😝
(1:46 PM)
George:
We are deffo inviting max right??
Alex:
Oh 100%
Like was that even a question
Lando:
Im on it heh
I’ll casually mention it…
Alex:
Haha u and casual in the same sentence
funny 1
George:
Every1 knows lando norris does not do casual
Lando:
Prick
U arent any better
George:
🤷
Alex:
In fear of sleeping on the couch
You’re alone on this one soz mate
Lando:
eugh love
Wait wtf is this gc now just me being a 3rd wheel.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
George:
Oh my god
Romanced so hard we got lando to use a full stop
Alex:
Wtf
Everyone mark ur calendars this is a monumentous day
george:
If i knew me and alex being together would cause all of this i would’ve kissed you years ago
Alex:
Are u only dating me to make others our 3rd wheel??
💔
George:
Whatt noooo
There's many other amazing things about you…
Alex:
There better be bitch
Lando:
ew