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1. Toni Jaw-Dropping Crowley Needs a Husband by scullyphile for adverbian

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Aug 2025

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Nina (Good Omens)
   • Maggie (Good Omens)
   • Shax (Good Omens)
   • Furfur (Good Omens)
   • Mr Brown (Good Omens)
   • Newton Pulsifer
   • Anathema Device
   • Eric | Disposable Demon (Good Omens)
   • Dagon (Good Omens)
   • Michael (Good Omens)
   • Fake Marriage
   • Trans Male Character
   • Trans Female Character
   • Oral Sex
   • Kissing
   • Snogging
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Porn With Plot
   • Mutual Pining
   • Masturbation
   • He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • She/Her Pronouns for Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Happy Ending
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)

   Summary

   Aziraphale has been waiting a decade for his love to be requited. When Crowley asks him to accompany her to her boss’ birthday party—not only as her date but as her husband—he sees it as his only chance to experience a romantic relationship with his best friend.

   (fake married but make it t4t)

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