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"I want the ability to have s*x!"
Zooble's words, of course, received an immediate spirited reaction from Jax, Zooble of course deciding not to listen to or engage with his infuriating implications. They'd expressed similar desires before of course, but to no avail. In the circus, you could eat even though you weren't hungry, sleep even though you weren't tired, but for s*x, glorious, stress-relieving, achingly wanted s*x...it was the opposite. Zooble still felt the urge to do it, but even something as simple as masturbation wasn't on the table. They hadn't been able to find a single erogenous zone on their body yet, nor in any of their attachments and it was driving them up the f*cking wall!
Caine's eyes began to vibrate, then his teeth, then his entire body as he went into a static meltdown, his head shaking back and forth as his innocent PG programming was forced to contemplate the most adult topic out there. Sure enough, a moment later, he snapped out of it, seemingly unaware of what had happened, and Zooble resigned themself to today's idiotic adventure.
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Later
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Gangle laughed as she wiped a tear from her eye, Zooble having just finished recounting their four-armed shooting spree at Jax and Pomni from before, Gangle seemingly having a better day despite her happy mask having been shattered by a sniper round earlier.
"Sorry you didn't get to use the Tommy gun more," Zooble said, Gangle ignoring the tears in her own eyes as she repetitively wiped them away. "It's okay, I still got to have tons of fun! And it was thanks to you Zooble!"
Zooble would have smiled had they owned a mouth, but they hoped their eyes conveyed the same emotion. As Zooble rummaged through their toy box of body parts, they became puzzled as they pulled out what felt like a...
"Is...is that?!"
"It is..." Zooble awed, turning over the decidedly not PG-friendly toy in their hands. A large bulbous tip swooped down into a long, fat shaft, spirals of ribbing down the sides as the base ballooned out into the rough approximation of two ginormous balls. It was a dildo, and a particularly big one at that, the entire thing a blueberry color and made of what felt like rubber or perhaps silicon.
"Does...does Caine know about that?" Gangle asked nervously, worried the two were about to get in some major trouble, but Zooble had to know if this thing could do what they thought it did. Angling the base towards their pelvis, Zooble placed the toy on their crotch and...
Removing their hands, Zooble watched as the toy phallus remained upright, twitching now with simulated life, and when Zooble made a move to stand, they felt the weight of it swinging between their legs.
"F*ck, does this..." Zooble took their more humanoid hand and placed it on their shaft, letting out a moan as they ran a hand up it, feeling the glorious sensation of sensitive touch on their newfound genitals. "SH*T!!!" Zooble groaned, grabbing their cock with both hands as they desperately began to hump it, their body building rapidly towards that amazing release. After years of being pent up, Zooble was unfortunately a bit of a quick shot, and it wasn't too long before they began letting out a ton of bleeped expletives, all delivered in the same roaring groan as ropes of poorly rendered cum began to fly out of the tip of their new favorite body part.
Shivering and twitching, Zooble's eyes were rolled back and their mind in heaven before finally gaining some post-nut clarity and looking around the room to see it covered wall to ceiling in her jizz. Gangle stared dumbfounded, her tragedy mask splattered with sticky white as were some of her ribbons, and Zooble immediately felt a wave of panic and self-hatred wash over them. "Sh*t, Gangle, I'm so sorry. I...I just lost control, it'd been so long and, and..."
As Zooble spoke, they handed Gangle one of their blankets to clean up with, Gangle staring silently at the mess left behind after wiping her face clean. "That was...a lot."
Gangle began to shake, and Zooble was briefly worried they'd f*cked up their friendship with their favorite bundle of ribbons before noticing that Gangle's eyes were focused on Zooble's...
"H-Hey Zooble..." Gangle asked hesitantly, a blush on her cheeks as her painted-on expression took on a...was that a lustful look? "When you asked Caine earlier about...about that thing. Who did you have in mind?"
Zooble felt something they had never expected to feel again, if indeed they had ever been able to feel this before the Digital Circus. An erection. Looking down, Zooble's blue room destroyer was lurching back to full stiffness. "Well...I, I was never gonna do anything you didn't want to, but I figured what the heck, you might feel better after a good...hah!"
Zooble let out a strangled grunt as Gangle's ribboned hand curled around their cock, Gangle settling into a nice twisting motion of her ribbon in addition to the traditional stroking back and forth. "I...I want to Zooble. I really, really want to..."
"Y-Yeah?" Zooble asked, wishing more than anything that the two had tongues that could be used right now, but their current bodies would have to do. Gangle layed down on the bed, the spiral of ribbons that was her body constricting a bit as Zooble stood in front of them. "G-Go nuts Zooble! Before Caine finds us." Zooble gripped their newfound weight and moved it into the gap inside Gangle's body. A moment later, Gangle tightened herself up, ribbons coming closer to swirl around Zooble's shaft as they moaned and grabbed the end of Gangle's arms.
"Mmmph!!!" Gangle cried, the tears in her eyes not ones of sadness as she felt how big Zooble was, and more importantly, how hard they were breathing.
"UGGGH!!!" Zooble grunted, losing their last shred of self-control as they gripped hard and began to jerk off as fast as possible with Gangle wrapped around their cock. God, she was so soft. How had they never noticed Gangle's ribbons were like velvet? Thinking for a moment that maybe they were being too loud, Zooble tried holding their breath only to hear Gangle's girly moans as her body was stretched in a new direction, Zooble's cock bending out from its previous curve to a more straight shape. Letting go, Zooble watched their cock arch back up, and hearing Gangle moan like that again gave them an idea.
"HNNNG, st-stop...you're...you're teasing me Zooble!" Gangle cried out, the constant readjusting of the cock she was wrapped around tickling her in a way she couldn't comprehend being arousing, but it just was. All she got in response was Zooble's desperate grunts, the needy panting of a slut sober for years finally getting a chance to let loose.
"You're my little ribbon...my cute little slutty ribbon, you know that?" Zooble panted, getting lost in dirty talk as they began to use both hands to pump their shaft, Gangle's ribbons only feeling tighter on it as time went on. "Mmmph! Yes! I'm yours Zooble! I'm yours! Use me up, make every part of my ribbons white!"
"Oh god Gangle, I'm so F*CKING close!" Zooble grunted, Gangle wrapping her arms and legs around Zooble's limbs, their bodies practically one as save for Gangle's comedy mask hovering just above Zooble's tip, her entire body was curled and wrapped around Zooble's every part, a ribbon wrapped toy box character about to have their second proper orgasm in years.
"UGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!" "HNNNNNAAAAYYHHHHHH!!!~"
The animalistic groans of Zooble and Gangle's high-pitched cries of ecstasy were certainly loud enough that the rest of the circus's occupants could hear them, though thankfully, it seemed Caine wasn't in earshot. Zooble's balls gave a cartoonishly loud gurgle as cum began to fire out of their tip, the first shot hitting Gangle's comedy mask square on, though given the positioning, it hit her on the back of her mask, her expression turning blissfully dumb as Zooble rubbed out the rest of their long overdue nut, much of it getting on themself and thus Gangle as they wound down from an incredible bout of love making.
"Nnnnngah!" Gangle moaned, uncurling to let Zooble loose as she lay sprawled on the bed in a cumbrained stupor, leaving Zooble to catch their proverbial breath for a second before they grabbed the towel and wiped off the backside of Gangle's mask, restoring them to a sane if pleasantly exhausted state.
"That was...incredible," Gangle said, wiping a tear from her eye as Zooble stared at their flaccid cock. "All those years just to do it twice, huh?" "Well...we can keep it hidden for next time!" Zooble looked at Gangle with surprise. "Next time? You want to do this again with me?"
"Of course!" Gangle responded, smiling through her tears. "And maybe next time we could do it when I have my comedy mask. I bet I can really make some noise then!" Zooble chuckled, then thought for a moment. "You know, give me a minute, and I think I have one more round left in me."
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Even More Later
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"Oh you like that you little wh*re?"
"NNNGH~, F*CK ME LIKE YOU HATE ME OH GOD YES, YES, YES~<3 AGH!!!"
Ragatha stared wide-eyed at the ceiling as she tried to ignore her room's paintings rattling off the wall every few seconds. Zooble's room was a few doors down, so it was mildly impressive if you thought about it, though Ragatha was definitely doing her best not to think about it. "At least they're having fun," she thought to herself.
Caine wouldn't find the toy for another week after that.