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Every other day I’m wondering (what’s a human being gotta be like?)

Summary:

Twdg modern au Clem gets sent to Erickson’s

Notes:

title = imposter syndrome by Sidney Gish

tw for suicide!!

She/her Clementine - Clem/Orange
She/her Sarah - SweetBabyAngel
He/him Duck - Doges/Quack
He/him AJ - BangBang
He/him Ben - BenP
He/him Lee - LeeE
He/him Kenny - Kenny/FloridaMan

She/her Violet - ViolentVi/PurpleCunt
She/Her Brody - Broski
She/her ruby - NurseRuby
He/him Louis - PianoMan/TalksTooMuch
He/him Marlon - RosiesFav/RatTail
He/him Mitch - MatthewPatel
He/him willy - DaBomb/MitchDRider
He/him tenn - Tenna/ItsTvTime!

Chapter 1: 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

So Called Troubled Youth

TalksTooMuch added Clem

 

TalksTooMuch: Welcome to hell!

 

PurpleCunt: who the hells that

 

TalksTooMuch: this is Clementine! She just got sent to Erickson’s like today 

 

Clem: Hello!

 

NurseRuby: hey 

 

Clem: geez there are a lot of you.. 

 

TalksTooMuch: that means we have to introduce ourselves!!

TalksTooMuch: @Everyone 

TalksTooMuch: intro urselfs or ill kill myself

 

Clem: my gosh??

 

Broski: don’t mind him he does that a lot

Broski: btw I’m Brody and NurseRuby is obviously ruby

 

NurseRuby: You didn’t need to do mine for me :/

 

Broski: yeah I did cause your too busy getting it on with aasim to text

 

NurseRuby: oh hush you

 

Clem: Who's aasim?

 

PurpleCunt: Ruby's boyfriend who’s not her boyfriend 

 

TalksTooMuch: he’s in here but he got his phone taken away cause he was caught fighting some kid

 

MatthewPatel: “some kid” as if it wasn’t me

 

TalksTooMuch: well that’s because you deserved it!

 

MatthewPatel: THATS NOT MY FAULT BRO HE FELL FOR MY RAGE BAIT

MatthewPatel: ANYWAYS. I’m Mitch and I’m the #1 Scott pilgrim fan 

 

MitchDRider: OOOO NEW PERSON WSUP IM WILLU

 

MatthewPatel: Willy*

 

Clem: Nice to meet you both but what’s with your name Willy….?

 

PurpleCunt: he dick rides Mitch into oblivion 

 

MitchDRider: NUH UH YOUR JUST MAD

MitchDRider: nvm I dint wabba grt bewr 

 

Broski: learn how to type dude 

 

PurpleCunt: has anyone seen tenn or Marlon?

 

TalksTooMuch: I saw tenn going into the twins room a few hours ago but idk about marlon

 

Clem: Can I ask who Tenn Marlon and the twins are..?

 

Broski: Tenn’s the youngest of us who lost his sisters and Marlon is basically the reason we’re all friends

 

TalksTooMuch: I’ll dm about the twins Clem

 

Clem: Kay

 

PianoMan to Clem

 

PianoMan: so about a year ago Sophia, tenns sister was found in the now closed off bathroom dead 

PianoMan:  were like 90% sure she did it herself

 

Clem: oh my god I’m so sorry you guys had to go through that

 

PianoMan: we’re getting through it 

PianoMan: anyways Minerva ran away soon after so we have no idea where she is

 

Clem: I’m so sorry I asked

 

PianoMan: It's fine! What’s life without a little angst yknow :P

 

Clem: I guess you're right..

 

Everett Family :3

 

Orange: guyseeeewwssduvkvkgkkbhjiyrwxegyhniuniojjo

 

SweetBabyAngel: Are you okay Clem?

 

FloridaMan: Did something happen at your new school? Cause I’ll kick their fucking asses if they did anything to you 

 

BangBang: double swear 

 

FloridaMan: yeah yeah whatever

 

Orange: bleh

 

BenP: Are you..?

 

Orange: ben no

 

BenP: just makin sure

 

BangBang: guys I'm confused :/

 

SweetBabyAngel: ill dm you k?

 

BangBang: Okay… 

 

Orange: ANYWAYS so I met this guy named Louis and he added me to this group chat with his friends 

Orange: and I asked what happened to this boy’s sisters and turns out one of them died and I feel SO bad for asking 

 

SweetBabyAngel: I’m sure it’s fine Clem<3

 

BenP: Yeah you had no idea 

 

Orange: thanks guys. Anyways 

Orange: this girl, I think her name is violet? I don’t really know but she’s being like kinda rude and stuff and I fear I might have a crush on her

 

Quack: WHAT?!?!?!!$87??8$? WHATS SHE LOOK LIKE???

 

Orange: I don’t… know…?

 

Quack:

Quack: good night Clementine.

 

Orange: GUYS PLEASE

 

LeeE: So you like a girl, which is fine. But you don’t know what she looks like? 

 

Orange: yeah..

 

LeeE: Clem. 

 

FloridaMan: I support it

FloridaMan: come on Lee you were no better

 

LeeE: shut it.

 

Quack: add us!! I need to know what she’s like I need to spy

 

Orange: sighhhhh I guess I’ll go ask

 

BangBang: I wanna join too

BangBang: PLEASE CLEM

 

Orange: I wanna gonna add you anyways buddy

 

So Called Troubled Youth

 

ItsTvTime: and that’s why I was in there

ItsTvTime: sorry if I worried you guys..

 

PurpleCunt: it’s fine little dude serious 

 

RatTail: I’m alive Rosie tried killing Lilly again

 

Clem: Lilly?

 

TalksTooMuch: Ms Thomas, she’s a history teacher who’s known for being an awful person 

 

Clem: shit

 

Broski: ? Do you know her

 

Clem: uhm I’m not really comfortable talking about it but all you guys should know is we have history together 

 

PurpleCunt: that’s fine you don’t have to tell us if you don’t wanna

 

TalksTooMuch: :)

 

Broski: :)

 

MatthewPatel: :) 

 

MitchDRider: :)

 

Clem: ??

 

PurpleCunt: FUCK YOU GUYS 

PurpleCunt: I’m going to go do my homework goodbye.

 

Clem: Awh bye

 

TalksTooMuch: hehe 

 

ItsTvTime: guys leave her alone

 

Broski: fineeee only cause your my favorite 

 

Clem: what about me?

 

Broski: eh I’ll make my decision when I know you more

 

Clem: fair

Clem: btw is it okay if I add my siblings?

 

RatTail: are they cool

 

Clem: yeah! Sarah’s a real life Angel but Duck and AJ are little shits sometimes

 

PurpleCunt: theyre little shits? So basically we’d have 3 Louis’s

 

TalksTooMuch: oh you wound me so dear Violet

 

RatTail: ignore their antics you can add them Clem 

 

Clem added Doges, SweetBabyAngel, and BangBang

 

Doges: quick whos violet 

 

Clem: Duck I swear to god

 

PurpleCunt: me???

 

Doges: Mmm..

 

SweetBabyAngel: Duck no leave her alone 

 

TalksTooMuch: So Clem told you guys about us!

 

SweetBabyAngel: mostly about violet but there some stuff about you

 

PurpleCunt: .. oh

 

TalksTooMuch: !! Oh :)

 

Clem: SARAH

 

SweetBabyAngel: OH I’m SO sorry

 

Clem: I’m taking a nap goodnight.

 

BangBang: she’s the one with the swear name right?

 

Doges: yeah bud yeah

 

BangBang: ohhhhhh got it :3

 

NurseRuby: Awh he seems like a cutie

 

Doges: trust me he should be at that school more than Clementine

 

BangBang: SAYS YOU 

BangBang: you beat that Omar kid up 

 

Broski: Omar?!!? Like our Omar?!? Like Omar Brown?!?

 

Doges: yeah I think that was his name 

 

MitchDRider: I remember Omar talking about getting beat up in the 4th grade but he never said who

 

Broski: PLEASE tell us why I’m begging you

 

Doges: it was dumb

Doges: it was bragging about how his parents loved him SOOO much that they got him everything he wanted while my parents couldn’t afford everything I wanted 

 

MatthewPatel: hello??

 

RatTail: shit man did he know?

 

Doges: no that’s why I said it was stupid 

Doges: I apologized to him and we became friends after but we lost contact after he moved

 

MitchDRider: GUYS LILY QUIT AND WE'RE GETTING A NEW YECHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

RatTail:  WHAT??

 

TalksTooMuch:  YESSSS IM SO HAPPY

 

PurpleCunt: oh thank god

Notes:

i wonder who the new history teacher is!

Chapter 2: 2

Notes:

a lot more swearing in this and the use of the f slur

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

So Called Troubled Youth

TalksTooMuch changed PurpleCunt’s name to CrysOverChickenNuggets

 

CrysOverChickenNuggets: FUCK OFF I WAS HAVING A BAD DAY AND I WAS HUNGRY  

 

Clem: Hello??  

 

TalksTooMuch changed Clem’s name to OrangeJuice

 

OrangeJuice: I want you dead.  

 

Broski: Awh your officially apart of our group now  

 

OrangeJuice: En Tea Ways I honestly want to know what the story is behind the chicken nuggets 

 

CrysOverChickenNuggets: there’s no story he’s lying

 

MitchDRider: you didn’t make it seem like that

 

CrysOverChickenNuggets: SHUT UP WILLY

 

TalksTooMuch: she called me saying she had a bad day so I snuck out and came over with a 20 piece of chicken nuggets from McDonald’s and she cried into them

 

CrysOverChickenNuggets: guys please I was hungry

 

OrangeJuice: In her defense I would cry if someone bought me chicken nuggets too

 

Doges: heh

 

OrangeJuice: Duck no

 

TalksTooMuch: Duck yes!!

 

CrysOverChickenNuggets: spill it Duck 

 

Doges: CLEMENTINE ONCE CRIED OVER A BUILD-A-BEAR

 

OrangeJuice left the Group

 

TalksTooMuch: AHAHAHAHAT OH MY HOD IM SOBBING

 

Broski: SERIOUSLY??

 

Doges: yep!

 

CrysOverChickenNuggets: somehow that’s worse then my situation 

 

CrysOverChickenNuggets added Clem

CrysOverChickenNuggets changed Clem’s name to CrysOverBears

 

CrysOverBears: I’m gonna kill myself

 

SweetBabyAngel: what happened..?

 

CrysOverBears: they’re making fun of me Sarah :(

CrysOverBears: I’m gonna cry now ;(

 

Doges: Don’t manipulate that poor girl 

 

TalksTooMuch: smh my head Clem

 

CrysOverChickenNuggets: I can’t believe this </3

 

CrysOverBears: fuck you guys I’m telling Lee

 

TalksTooMuch: Lee?

 

Doges: our dad

 

TalksTooMuch changed Doges’s name to GossipGirl

 

GossipGirl: oh ok :/

 

CrysOverBears: okay Lee won’t do anything about this he hates me

 

Broski: I keep getting you and Vi confused I’m gonna tweak

 

CrysOverChickenNuggets: I got you gang

 

CrysOverChickenNuggets changed their name to FuckLouis

 

FuckLouis: :3

 

TalksTooMuch: that’s Marlon’s job

TalksTooMuch deleted a message.

 

FuckLouis: WHAT

 

Broski: WGAR

 

NurseRuby: WHAT

 

MatthewPatel: WHST

 

MitchDRider: WHAR

 

FuckLouis: WGAT

 

Broski: WHAT

 

NurseRuby: WHAT

 

MatthewPatel: WHAR

 

MitchDRider: WHAT

 

ItsTvTime: you guys didn’t know…?

 

RatTail: GUYS PLEASE

 

GossipGirl: Hello??

 

CrysOverBears: ??!?!?!?! WHA

CrysOverBears: I need to yap about this to my dads who don’t know you guys

 

TalksTooMuch: yeah I said it me and Marlon explore each other’s bodies sometimes SO WHAT

 

FuckLouis: I’m gonna cry bro why does tenn the five year old know about your fucking Marlon but I don’t, your best friend 

 

ItsTvTime: I’m 15 bro</3

 

FuckLouis: like I said five year old knows about this but I don’t 

 

TalksTooMuch: ok first of all respect my son he’s a big boy

TalksTooMuch: and second I tried telling you but you kicked me in the balls before I could even get a word out 

 

FuckLouis: ok in my defense you scared me

 

TalksTooMuch: I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

 

CrysOverBears: Hello??

 

MatthewPatel: he's lying he just went to the nurse to get ice for his balls

 

TalksTooMuch: SHYT up shut up shut o shut shut up shut up shut o shut up idiot 

 

CrysOverBears: I just found out my dad is the new history teacher.

https://tenor.com/view/miku-stare-gif-4654314354487006888

 

GossipGirl: WHAT??? LEE OR KENNY PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW

 

CrysOverBears: Lee..

 

GossipGirl: oh my fucking god I’m gonna sob

 

FuckLouis: is he a piece of shit or something?

 

SweetBabyAngel: the problem is that he’s too nice

 

TalksTooMuch: why’s that a bad thing

TalksTooMuch: I almost typed thong oh my god

 

FuckLouis: fucking idiot 

 

CrysOverBears: ANYWAYS the problem is that he’s definitely going to embarrass us in front of everyone </3

 

GossipGirl: more so embarrass you

 

CrysOverBears: sybau 

 

GossipGirl: oh ok 

 

BangBang: swear

 

CrysOverBears: GO BACK TO KINDERGARTEN DUDE

 

BangBang: IM 14

 

ItsTvTime: hey we’re about the same age :) I’m 15

 

BangBang: WOAH coolllll do you like hawt dawg man?

 

ItsTvTime: YESSS I HAVE ALL THEM COMICS IVE EVEN MADE MY OWN

 

TalksTooMuch: Awh my son is making friends <3 I’m so proud 

 

CrysOverBears: I’m proud too

 

TalksTooMuch: heh.. we’re so a like

 

FuckLouis: dude leave her alone she doesn’t #needthat

 

CrysOverBears: I’m gonna cry why the fuck did you say thsy

 

TalksTooMuch: fuvik uupyoouu vi im goin g to kill my7suelg

 

CrysOverBears: giggles

 

SweetBabyAngel: Clem..

 

CrysOverBears: Sarah..?

 

SweetBabyAngel: Ken just told me he’s thinking of getting a job at Erickson’s too..

 

SweetBabyAngel: AH ARE YOU FUVKING SERIOUS I HATE GAY PEOPLE

 

FuckLouis: preach sister 

 

Broski: wait are you straight Clem?

 

GossipGirl: hell no she’s gay as fuck

GossipGirl: expect that one time she dated that bum Gabe

 

CrysOverBears: first of all NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN and secondly DONT CALL HIM A BUM BRO WERE STILL FRIENDS EITH HIM

 

GossipGirl: he knows I call him a bum I do it everyday 

GossipGirl sent an image.

[Its a photo of Duck messaging Gabe calling him a bum and him responding, “I just woke up.]

 

Broski: ‘I just woke up’ DUDE ITS FUCKING 5 PM??

 

CrysOverBears: yeah he stays up late everyday to play video games with his uncle/dad so he sleeps hella late 

 

FuckLouis: uncle/dad?

 

GossipGirl: his real dad sucked pretty hard so his uncle and mom took care of him and his sister Mari 

GossipGirl: love her she’s not a bum like her brother 

 

RatTail: okokok wait so his mom and uncle are together?!?!?!

 

TalksTooMuch: where the hell did you come from bro you’ve been busy with basketball all week 

 

RatTail: wouldn’t you like to know

 

TalksTooMuch: YEAH I WOULD WANNA KNOW I ASKED ASSHOLE

 

FuckLouis: stop fuckin flirting and let Duck answer 

 

GossipGirl: thank you Vi 

GossipGirl: you now have my blessing also yes they’re together 

 

FuckLouis: ????

 

CrysOverBears: duck you make me wanna hurt myself

CrysOverBears: not actually though hahahahahhahahahahah

 

ItsTvTime: that seems totally normal..

 

CrysOverBears: EHY IS EVERYONE ACTIVE MOW

 

MitchDRider: because the way you said that was suspicious girl

 

MatthewPatel: Willys right also ‘girl’ your so fuckin gay dude

 

MitchDRider: nvm I’m leaving have fun with that

 

FuckLouis: wait now that I think about it why did Clem get sent here

 

TalksTooMuch: wait I wanna know too cause she’s super nice

 

GossipGirl: ‘nice’

 

BangBang: Clems nice :/

 

SweetBabyAngel: yeah she’s nice!

 

GossipGirl: well no one’s not nice to you Sarah

 

SweetBabyAngel: well..

 

MatthewPatel: Clem told me to kill myself the other day

 

FuckLouis: I witnessed this first hand and I can say she was 100% justified

 

RatTail: I saw it too he tried rage baiting her but it didn’t work

 

TalksTooMuch: STOP GETTING FUCKING SIDETRACKED YOU FAGGOTS 

TalksTooMuch: I WANT TO KNOW WHY CLEM GOT SENT HERE

 

FuckLouis: ok ok sorry

 

RatTail: sorry lou 

 

GossipGirl: I feel like the tone shifted

 

MitchDRider: Louis only calls us that word when he’s mad

 

GossipGirl: makes sense 

GossipGirl: where is Clem anyways she hasn’t said anything for like an hour 

 

FuckLouis: Fr I’m a little worried

 

SweetBabyAngel: Duck check the family group 

Notes:

Heh get cliffhangered

Chapter 3: 3

Notes:

tw for self harm and kenny being an ass

Chapter Text

Everett Family :3 

 

Orange: Ken please I’m sorry

 

FloridaMan: no Clementine you fuckin promised before we sent you that you wouldn’t hurt yourself again 

 

LeeE: Kenny give her a break, you don't know why she did it. 

 

FloridaMan: I dint give a shit why she did it she told me to my face she wouldn’t do it

FloridaMan: answer me this Clem did you tell somebody you were having urges again 

 

Orange: well 

Orange: I just 

 

FloridaMan: Clementine.

 

Orange: I didn’t tell anyone because I didn’t want to be a burden 

 

BenP: Kenny stop I’m serious 

 

FloridaMan: I have a right to be mad about my daughter hurting herself god damnit

 

BenP muted FloridaMan

 

BenP: Clem? 

 

Quack: shit what happened while I was gone

 

BenP: she admitted to burning herself again and Kenny lashed out

 

Quack: holy shit he’s never reacted like that to her urges before 

 

LeeE: I think it’s because she told him to his face that she wouldn’t. 

 

SweetBabyAngel: Wait, is AJ awake? Cause he’s still in the groupchat 

 

Quack: He’s asleep on the couch next to me

 

SweetBabyAngel: okay good

SweetBabyAngel: Now Clem are you ok?

 

Orange: I just want to go home 

 

LeeE: How bad is it, sweet pea? 

 

Orange: it still hurts like hell

Orange: I can still smell my fucking burning flesh

 

BenP: go to the nurse Clem

 

Orange: I can’t 

 

LeeE: Why sweet pea?

 

Orange: how am I supposed to explain the burn on my arm

Orange: and we’re not even supposed to have lighters or stuff like that

 

Quack: wait then how did you get it

 

SweetBabyAngel: Clem please answer 

 

LeeE: Clementine Marsh Everett, did you bring it with you?

 

Orange: I snuck it in

Orange: I was scared of what might happen if I didn’t have it with me

 

BenP: I guess I can understand why you would think of doing that but if you had urges all you had to do is tell us 

 

Orange: well obviously not cause Kenny yelled at me for like an hour straight 

 

LeeE: I’m telling him off for it, don't worry. 

 

SweetBabyAngel: Clem we love you and you will never ever be a burden to us

 

BenP: yeah she’s right 

BenP: go to the nurse so you won’t get an infection okay?

 

Orange: ok thank you guys I love you too<3

 

LeeE unmuted FloridaMan

 

FloridaMan: I’m sorry darling I don’t know why I snapped at you like that 

FloridaMan: I never meant to make you feel bad and I love you

 

Orange: it’s okay Ken I forgive you 

Orange: okay I’ll go to the nurse now bye guys

 

Quack: bye Clem

 

SweetBabyAngel: I hope you feel better Clem! :D

 

Orange: Ty Sarah<3

 

ViolentViolet to PianoMan

 

ViolentViolet: I’m actually getting so worried about Clem dude

ViolentViolet: Brody said she saw her leave the nurses office with a bandage on her arm

 

PianoMan: yeah but Brody also said she saw Minerva in the office but it was actually just a pink fur coat so

 

ViolentViolet: okay but this is different 

 

PianoMan: How??

 

ViolentViolet: BECAUSE SHE HASN'T MESSAGED ANYONE IN LIKE FOUR HOURS

 

PianoMan: how about you.. idk.. text her?

 

ViolentViolet: I TRIED

ViolentViolet: atp I’m gonna message one of her siblings maybe they know something 

 

PianoMan: so basically you have a crush on her

 

ViolentViolet: fuck off dude I’m just worried for my friend

 

PianoMan: I’m worried too but I’m sure she's fine

 

ViolentViolet: uh huh

 

PianoMan: Violet G Adlon.

PianoMan: violet answer me

PianoMan: god damn it

 

ViolentViolet to Doges

 

ViolentViolet: Hey, Duck right?

 

Doges: yeah what’s up

 

ViolentViolet: do you know what’s going on with Clem 

ViolentViolet: She hasn’t answered any of my messages in like hours 

 

Doges: oh she’s fine I’ll uh tell her to text you though

 

ViolentViolet: mkay thanks Duck!

 

Doges: np 

 

So Called Troubled Youth

 

RatTail: if I zobmie spoclpc starin I would protcegt you huys 

 

ItsTvTime: are you high again Marlon 

 

RatTail: subau tenn ninr eught 

 

TalksTooMuch: HELP IM CRYING

 

MathewPatel: IM GINNA THROW IP

 

NurseRuby: Marlon wtf

 

MitchDRider: TENN NINE EIGHT OH MY GOD

 

Broski: that’s frying the fuck out of me bro 

 

ItsTvTime: sigh 

 

BangBang: what’s so funny

 

ItsTvTime: my names tenn which sound like ten so it’s funny ig :/

 

BangBang: hehe it is kinda funny

 

TalksTooMuch: frotnite….

TalksTooMuch: FORTNITE 

 

BangBang: what does frotnite mean

 

Clem to ViolentViolet

 

Clem: hey

Clem: sorry ive been ignoring you that was really shitty of me

 

ViolentViolet: hey! Its fine clem

ViolentViolet: are you okay though? Ruby said she saw you leaving the nurses office

 

Clem: shit i didnt realize anyone saw me

Clem: ill be fine

 

ViolentViolet: you know you can talk to me right

 

Clem: yeah i know thx vi :)

 

ViolentViolet: np clem

 

Doges to Clem

 

Doges: did you talk to violet

 

Clem: yeah i didnt tell her what happened but she was still nice about it

 

Doges: see i told you nothing would happen

Doges: you do need to tell someone soon

 

Clem: I know it's just hard

 

Doges: i understand just go at your own pace 

 

Clem: i will duck i know

Clem: im gonna go to sleep

 

Doges: ok night clem :)

 

Clem: night duck :)

 

ViolentViolet to PianoMan

 

ViolentViolet: ok so i talked to duck 

 

PianoMan: oh my god

PianoMan: did you at least talk to clem

 

ViolentViolet: yeah she told me she’ll be fine but i def dont believe her

ViolentViolet: I didn't want to intrude or anything so i just told her she could always talk to me

 

PianoMan: ‘I didn’t want to intrude’ mind you you contacted her brother just to get her to reply

 

ViolentViolet: OK I GET IT I WAS DUMB FOR DOING THAT

ViolentViolet: I was just worried about her yk?

 

PianoMan: Violet. You love her.

 

ViolentViolet:

ViolentViolet: holy shit i think im in love with her

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