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1. We Deal In Flowers by monfivela for LokiNightfury

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   23 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Number Five | The Boy/Lila Pitts
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Lila Pitts
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Co-workers
   • Workplace Relationship
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • the author knows nothing about business
   • The author doesn't have a degree in economics
   • The authors watched documentaries on Youtube
   • on flowers industry
   • From my AU corner shop
   • Number Five | The Boy & Lila Pitts Bantering
   • POV Alternating
   • Yearnalism
   • Denial of Feelings
   • they are dating

   Summary

   AU - In which they should help The Handler sell flowers. But banter instead. And fall in love.
   Workplace romance, CFO x CMO.
   What is CFO and CMO? Thank you Google for introducing us to the wonderful relationship between Chief Financial Officer and Chief Marketing Officer.

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   Mon Fivela Advent Calendar
   DAY 12 & 15 & 16 & 21 & 23

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