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After her breakup with Diego, Lila goes through a process of rupture and personal reconstruction. She begins to make new decisions—more rational than impulsive—prioritizing control and independence. It is in this moment of redefinition that she meets Five.
She finds a safe dynamic, without love or expectations, without realizing that this bond will mark the beginning of a deeper transformation—one in which it is no longer just about surviving the breakup, but about confronting what she truly wants and fears to feel. -
We'll have Paris (and London, and Dallas, and Anywhere, Anytime You Want) by Anonymous for kuaptic
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
24 Feb 2026
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It took 6 assassinations, 5 sabotages, and 2 kidnappings for Lila to upgrade from pest nuisance to Number Five’s unofficial partner.
Mostly because she was the only one who hadn’t died on his missions yet.
AU Canon Divergent — Commission Times and Onwards.
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His words wound around her mind, his kiss burned on her cheek, even after he left.
It all felt like a dream the next day as Lila sat in the nearly empty church, cold and grey, with pointed gothic arches and the smallest stained glass windows that quickly turned muddy in the gathering darkness. It was shadowy and cold and she couldn’t even remember how she and Allison had found it early that morning. Allison by her side, and Inspector Ben in the last seat on the aisle. She hadn’t realized that their friends were just money – when it vanished, they did too. There was that worm of panic in her chest again – who was Charles? What had he done with the money? What would she do next? Her whole life was gone. She might have to go back to what she did before.
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Lila is perfectly happy being a drummer in a small band, sleeping through mornings and consistently alarming her relatives with her life choices. But, unfortunately for her, her family imagines a more conventional future and schedules a job interview she never agreed to attend.
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“So,” Klaus said, breaking the looming silence, “Five, what gives? You dragged us all here by the scruff of the neck— like an angry cat Mum trying to herd her kittens!” He asked, “sounds familiar, sounds like the world's ending again!”
The room collectively paled.
Five rubbed his forehead. “Well good God I hope it isn't."
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What happens when you half-arse a universal reset.
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No way out, only a way in. Involuntary or not. That's how it works at The Commission.
Mick Pierce has been trying to figure out a way to get out ever since she has been aware of the awful things at the bussiness. So basically the moment she stepped foot in the fucking place.
She has tried before but maybe now when she gets sent on a mission to kill Five Hargreeves she finally will get the chance.
Only this time she hopes that she won't fall in love.
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-Sequel to "Dollface"-
One year later, Five and Eve are just finally finding a balance of normalcy
A family trip to Italy is about to change all that
The Apostles are dead, but their creations are running loose, and one of them has their sights set on Five and Eve
A visitor from the future, a powerful man who knows too much, and an abomination against God- it's just a normal outing for the Hargreeves family and Eve
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- Part 3 of The Dollhouse
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Fall in Love Again and Again [FanVid] by JustBWildeCZ
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
19 Feb 2026
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One tiktok song and the story of Five and Lila in one minute.
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Five had never cared for the holidays. Reginald had drained any magic from them in childhood, and he spent the next forty alone. With no real chance to rebuild or reshape those traditions, holidays became nothing more than reminders of isolation.
This time, though, it was different. He might be trapped again—but he wasn’t alone.
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The only thing more awkward than attending a wedding without a date because your original date was no longer your date and had shown up with the ex he’d had prior to you was attending a wedding without a date because your original date was no longer your date and had shown up with the ex he’d had prior to you on Valentine's Day, decided Lila Pitts as she brought a glass of Champagne to her lips.
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what's mine is yours to make your own by Anonymous for JustBWilde
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
16 Feb 2026
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Lila hesitates. Five adjusts accordingly.
It’s not a gift.
If it coincides with February 14, that’s merely a coincidence.
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Diego finds temporary relief from his pain in your body.
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Fourteen days before Valentine’s Day, a war begins.
Not with weapons—but with smirks, whispered remarks, and moments meant to destabilize.Lila Pitts and Five Hargreeves are determined to win and unfortunately, love has never played fair.
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Lila always had reasons to hate Five.
Maybe she would have written them in a bittersweet Valentine’s Day card… if she’d had the chance.AKA: 10 Things I Hate About You [Five/Lila Edition]
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Newly separated from Diego, Lila is looking for a distraction from romance on Valentine's Day. Luckily, her crotchety brother-in-law knows just the place...
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A s4 (with a season 5 and potentially 6 if I get more popularity before the 5 finale??) fix it fic of The Umbrella Academy, a Netflix TV show where seven special children are adopted by a billionaire, and raised to be a crime fighting team who later drift apart and are drawn back by their father's sudden and mysterious death.
Takes place during season 4 ep3 onward.
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it's a love story with 3 seasons of set up !!
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Everyone is a great actor especially when the situation is called for it, when the stake is higher than anything. Seduction is not a game, it is a weapon, a strategy to a greater end. One must resist it and try to wield it at the same time. Who is gonna win?
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“What do you know about love, then?”
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I Could Hold Your Hand But Keep You at Arms Length by P_ERS0N
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
13 Feb 2026
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“Lila had made a personal point to at least try to maintain some of the skills the Handler had taught her to ensure she’d be a good assassin. As the rest of the Umbrella Academy had similar training when they were young, albeit more focused on saving lives rather than ending them.”
Lila wants to keep practicing her hand to hand combat. She recruits the Umbrella Academy into doing it with her. Her and Diego’s marriage break down, and who is there to help her through it but Five?
Expect a somewhat functional family, yearning, and hand to hand combat.
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