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For those who read and loved Anthem and wanted to see what happened next, I offer Terzetto, 14k split into chapters. Is there a happy ending? Yes. Is there a lot of angst and romance before then? Also yes.
In this timeline, Lila Hargreeves was Number 8 at the Umbrella Academy and grew up playing physics with. On the last summer at the Academy, Lila and Five engaged in an experiment that changed everything.
In Terzetto, see Lila and Five's early adulthood -- they save each other, learn some things and flirt. Good luck, kids!
TW: PTSD
One instance of drug useFor those who haven't read Anthem, but want to: https://archiveofourown.org/works/70559931/chapters/183344971
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Five and Lila spend a non-canonical second Christmas in the Strawberry House.
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AU - In which they should help The Handler sell flowers. But banter instead. And fall in love.
Workplace romance, CFO x CMO.
What is CFO and CMO? Thank you Google for introducing us to the wonderful relationship between Chief Financial Officer and Chief Marketing Officer.***
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My palm rests on her neck, measuring the rest of our lives in heartbeats. Her voice is soft, but her question resonates sharply, prompting me to pull her closer: “Are we going to die again, Five?”
What if it never really ended? Things do come back. People do come back. You just need to get to the subway and see a familiar face to restore an attachment that might be healthy or healing or none of that. It may help you discover something, or it might have been better to keep it buried.
Post-Season 4. The one and only timeline. Five and Lila.
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AU Lyricist!Five is famous for being the author of some of the biggest hits in the music industry over the last decade. But when Drummer!Lila challenges him to write a love song, he finds himself staring at a blank page.
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Mon Advent Calendar
DAY 20: Bonus scene and fanartSeries
- Part 5 of 🍓 fivela appreciation week 2024 🍓
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The Umbrella Academy is just the same except for one little difference. Lila Pitts is number 8. It changes everything.
The summer they are seventeen, she decides that most of what Reg has taught them is horseshit and since they’ve never had a summer, they’re going to make their own.
“I was just thinking about summer,” Lila said, dreamy.
“Like what?”
“Like we’ve never had one.”
“So what’ll it look like?”
“Sneaking out as much as possible. Maybe we’ll go to the beach?”
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Secrets, Lies, and Marigold by Mochivii_69, Shroombii_89
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
06 Dec 2025
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Lila and Five are both miserable in their own ways, in their own lives. Five and a half years after the events of Hotel Oblivion, the pair are drawn back together. Fighting their feelings for one another, they team up to investigate a rapidly growing cult, The Keepers.
(A season 4 rewrite. A few things are inspired or loosely based off of by Double Lives written by KitsuneUdon743.)
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Five and Lila have been lost in the subway for years. With no end in sight, he takes a detour, returning back to a world they visited once before in the hope of giving an exhausted Lila a much needed break.
Things aren't quite as they seem, but their night in this place sets them onto the path we all know and love.
Minor canon divergence within the subway timeline.
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Lila is the best of the best. A slayer assigned by the council to work wherever in the world she's needed. She never needed friends, relationships, any of the boring stuff that ties down normal people.
Until she came to this town and it all changed.
For every elder millenial who grew up watching Buffy. What else could I do for Halloween?
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Is This a Sweet Treat? by ClumsyBookworm18, InadequateAllAlong, LokiNightfury
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
30 Oct 2025
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Food blogger Lila Pitts didn’t mean to fall for a pair of hands. She also didn’t mean to crash into a bartender with green eyes and a bad attitude. Now she’s caught between an anonymous baker online and a real-life grump who makes irritation look good—with no idea quite how to navigate herself out of either situation without making a fool out of herself. Apparently the universe, much like her algorithm, has a strange sense of humor.
Life’s full of little accidents. Some just come dusted with sugar.
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Too tired from her kids' Halloween chaos, Lila sits in the car outside the annual Hargreeves Halloween Party. She receives a visit from an unexpected guest.
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XMen
Fantastic Four
The Addams Family (with Raul Julia)
"Hot Stuff" by Donna Summer
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“Lila, what in the everloving f** are you doing?”
“What does it look like I'm doing, genius?” She snarked back, the level of disparagement a hilarious contrast to her sprawled position across his couch.
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Bend it Till it Breaks by kuaptic for Rowan_555, HansoDax, ClumsyBookworm18, KitsuneUdon743, monfivela, LokiNightfury, panjava_clown_69, Alexa_K3S
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
28 Aug 2025
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The mission seemed simple at first -- kill the guy who kills Hitler and who else would the Commission give it to but their best agents, Five Hargreeves and Lila Pitts. There's just one tiny problem. Lila can't play the temptress, so the roll falls to Five. It's not a problem for him, but when Lila gets intense about teaching him how to be a woman, things go awry.
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A Condition Called Love by monfivela for LokiNightfury, Alexa_K3S
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
20 Aug 2025
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“I heard a rumor you’re in love with Lila.”
It was a joke, until it wasn’t.
AU, Academy Days, Number Eight!Lila
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Love Is in the Air by monfivela for InadequateAllAlong
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
08 Aug 2025
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He is Aeternalis Clock Company’s brilliant yet reclusive CEO by day, HoraAeterna on Ao3 by night.
She is a member of a globally famous girl band, touring the world drumming, singing, and partying all night long.
And CrazyDrumDrum on Ao3 by day.He writes novel-length, angsty, and meticulously detailed hurt/comfort stories. She writes scorching PWP one-shots and cheesy songfics.
Their worlds are about to collide as they get to interact with each other.
This is AU. Again. In which Five and Lila live double lives as Ao3 writers. And they get to know each other. With their words.
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Oh. Oh.
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"If you don’t hear from me by tomorrow, consider me dead."
It had been seven years—only seven years? Already seven years? since she got that message, and Five Hargreeves was officially declared dead.
Then, her phone buzzed. A new message.
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Five Hargreeves, born to a normal family in a world where some people have powers, lived with his mom, her second husband, Jeff, and his siblings Diego and Harper. He was fourteen when he got stuck in the apocalypse that wiped out his family for 20 years. The Camera Obscura (Latin for the future) fished him out – but then his body was fourteen again, even though he remained 34 years old. Thirteen years later, they regularly send him into different dimensions to kill people and either provoke or prevent apocalypses. He doesn’t know which or why, and he doesn’t care.
Lila Pitts is the adopted daughter of one of the higher ups at the Camera after her parents are killed during a break-in. Though trained as an Assassin, Lila worked in Infiltration her whole career. She goes largely unnoticed at the Camera. She’s great at pretending to be other people but bad at seeing red flags. When she met Diego, he was nice to her, listened to her. It only took that much to make her fall for him.
Now our assassin Five, a different Five than the one she knows, turns up at her wedding with a bizarre assignment. Five and Lila have to team up to figure out what’s going on.
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She was his past.
He was her future.
They met for the first time in 2035, in a broken world.
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These Dreams Are Made of You by HansoDax, monfivela for okay_lets_be_still
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
08 Mar 2025
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Going undercover as Jerome and Nancy had side effects neither of them was prepared for in the light of day—Five found his focus slipping, while Lila chose to take matters into her own hands.
Tensions reached a breaking point on the drive to another secret meeting. If they couldn’t solve one problem, could they fix the other?